>finally get a qt gf
>takes off her shirt
I would never date a woman who could even potentially be a chestlet.
Will be taking LSD for the first time probably alone next weekend.
Any tips for a robot like me?
I love doing LSD/shrooms on my own. You'll have a good time.
Be prepared that it will last about 12 hours. It can kind of drag on towards the end. Don't expect anything deeper than it is, just enjoy the trip for what it is. Throw on some good music and just chill. Go for a walk out doors if you can, maybe sit in a park and just observe. Just be sure your surroundings are comfortable. If you ever feel like your get into a spiral of negative thoughts singing a song works wonders.
Have fun robot, how big of a dose?
>tfw no old latina maid to use as a cum dumpster
How hard is my dream to achieve?
Not that hard, just hire an illegal in front of Home Depot, then once she's been cleaning your house for a couple weeks regularly, threaten to call ICE if she doesn't suck your cock.
Everywhere I look people are living out my fantasies, while I rot.
My name is Chad Preston, I am chief ambassador of the glorious nation of Brohemia. King Chad has sent me to /r9k/ on a diplomatic mission to re-establish diplomatic ties between Brohemia and the Robot people.
Diplomatic relations between our two nations have been frozen for far too long. We invite your leaders to sit with us, as equals, at the negotiation table. Our goal is to normalize diplomatic relations, establish guidelines for open trade, establish an embass, learn about your unique culture and share our glorious culture with you.
We also greatly desire to develop a joint plan to eliminate the DMZ that separates our two nations. There should be no militaristic tension between our peoples. All we wish for is peace and mutual cooperation.
May Lord Brohammed's blessings be upon you as you consider our invitation. Please respond with questions and your terms in order to convene a meeting between our peoples.
Here is a list of topics we wish to discuss at our first meeting:
1. Exchange rate between GBP and Collared Shirts (CLS).
2. An updated map of your nation. As you can see we are very ignorant of your cities and provinces.
3. Travel visa regulations so that we may begin the flow of tourism.
4. How much do you bench press?
5. T or A?
6. Do you have a few minutes for us to tell you about our lord and savior Brohammed?
As a sign of our peaceful intentions we are also sending you the following gifts:
1. An extra large crate of our finest pornography.
2. A P90X workout Blu-Ray disc.
3. A "husky" portion of protein-rich chicken tendies.
4. Xbone editions of Call of Duty 2016 and John Madden Football 2016.
We will not stand for your actions. The removal of the demilitarized zone would put our smuggling operations out of business. Those close to your royal family, and various strategic points throughout your nation WILL be destroyed if you do not cease. Stand down now or face our wrath.
What decision in life do you regret the most?
What was your last notable accomplishment?
Your practice ex-gf sends you this. What do?
I want to know an ideal match for an INTP.
ENTJ is supposedly the best match, however they come across as too bossy and overbearing.
INFJ seems like someone interesting enough to share inner worlds with, but immature INFJ females are typically irrational and moody
ENTP is super attractive, but they seem to lack any consistent identity. Always shifting and moving. Can understand each other perfectly despite that.
INTP seems like the best, in my opinion, but without other skills developed it can become flat. Especially if neither is motivated to do anything.
What are ENFP girls like- don't they have a similar immaturity downfalls to INFJ? (Often described through the tumblr shit)
I honestly want someone fairly intelligent and independent; capable of making their own decisions/ conclusions without being assertive about them.
Also, this is a perfection description of what I want/ need;
Reminder that INTJ, regardless of how accurate it is, is the worst possible personality type to have.
>modern day black guy complains about slavery/civil rights
>"WOW DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY THAT SHIT HAPPENED TO YOUR GREAT GRANDPA NOT YOU, YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY EXPERIENCE ANY OF IT SO STOP WHINING"
>modern day white guy goes on about the achievements of white people completely unrelated to him as he sits in his basement wiping cheeto dust off his fat greasy neckbeard
Who cares, there are no black peoples on the Internet just like there are no women on the Internet. If you point out you race, just like if you point out your sex, you're looking for attention. Go debate on /pol/, this is /r9k/ where we complain about women and cope with our autism.
>try tinder just because why the fuck not
>swipe right about 200 times
>match with about 3 or 4 landwhales.
>change to other locations in different countries, so far i tried, Saint Petersburg, Berlin, Rome, New York and LA
>getting matches left and right from 7/10 or 8/10 college qt 3.14s
what the fuck ?
First times you ever fapped, tell us about it.
>be like, 12
>everyone else is asleep
>lil' Anon gets curios
>goes to pornhub.com
>sees dicks everywhere
>go into categories
>some Taylor Swift lookalike is stripping for ME, i thought
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my cousin told me how to fap in a shower. We didnt know much about sex so we basically put dicks under water stream. Been doing that since I was like 9? Then it turned into regular masturbation.
Now Im a huge porn addict
I remember rubbing my benis against stuff and technically thats masturbation... but the first time I jacked off I was around eleven it was and primarily to fantasies(often my step-sister/teachers and women in regular magazines, even clothed ones. I didn't even have semen at the time but I remember getting the feeling that "something is gonna come out" and of course nothing ever did until a few years down the road.
Anyway we were moving to another apartment here in yuroland and as I have recently discovered masturbation I jacked it about 10 times during...
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This is what it's actually like to be on neetbux. Don't believe the propaganda.
>just diagnosed with herpes
>still a virgin
>tell doctor this
>tells me it can be passed through skin on skin contact
Women really aren't people. They are closer to animals than we like to think.
Goyim in general are quite similar to animals, except stupider in many ways.
It's not that women are all that much less than you, it's mostly that they are stupid in different ways, so you recognize it more easily.