Has anyone ever complimented you before?
What did they say?
I went to a bar full of normies one time just to see what it is like.
Some normie walked up to me and said "Damn you look like an interesting person."
I'm not sure what he meant by that.
>be kissless virgin, near wizardom
>never had a gf of any kind, ever
>never hugged or held hands with a girl
>pretend I'm fine with my life and that love will come around if it's meant to come
>mfw I'm actually super depressed over my situation and these feelings of loneliness are killing me inside
Fucking normies, getting played like that. They have no clue what's really going on.
What's a good lubricant I can use for buttplay? I don't have any toys and I intend to use my fingers (I'm a first timer too)
Just buy some lube from Amazon, it's not too expensive. You can also buy relatively cheap toys from Amazon too, you don't have to go all out and buy some insane bad dragon shit for your first time.
How can you eat this shit? It's literally cheese on bread with sauce and other shit you subhumans that eat this put on.
>tfw no gf
Stop eating shit like pizza, it's not tasty at all, it makes you a fat fuck, just stop it.
Did you know that (pro tip: this goes for ALL FOOD), you can just make them with toppings and sauces you like? Hell, you can even make the base out of something different.
I personally like a sweet potato base with feta, spinach, fresh tomatoes, and olives. Just a little bit of olive oil on top to serve for moisture.
>pizza makes you fat
eating too much makes you fat.
Any robots hiding at OSU?
Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!
hey OP - have you ever read the book of Daniel?
specifically the 8th chapter?
it was written several hundred years before Alexander the Great was born, yet it depicts a Grecian King warring against Persians and Medians, and suddenly dying; his kingdom then split into 4
kinda cool huh?
>tfw I can hear my dad beating mom through the walls again
>she just let out the biggest shriek
>tfw normies don't understand how smart you actually are
>tfw can't impress girls either
Is intelligence masked from outsiders for an evolutionary reason?
What's the best way to signal your scientific knowledge and high IQ to others? It's not fair how athletes can signal so easily with their sculpted-buff physiques...it's specially good for attracting a mate.
But girls will never know how big our brains actually are and how densely packed our neural-networks are compared to...
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Please describe you day to me. It's my favorite kind of thread. Especially NEETs and shutins, your comfy lifestyle fascinates me.
I am going through the process of filing for unemployment.
Looks like I have to register to search for work on a website where I upload my resume. Also, looks like I have to meet with a case manager about my application. Makes me nervous AF.
Who here is on unemployment? What can I except? I am trying to go to school at the same time so not sure what to expect here.
Anyone want to talk. Just dropped out of this semester of college and just want to play some vidya with someone.
Got fed up and saw an escort
It was worth it i felt a weight being lifted
I practiced on a sextoy that was like the "20lbs of pussy and ass!" And just copied what i saw in porn and didn't tell her i was virgin
>can go in dates
>can have sex
>can't for the love of God find a gf
I always have to contact them first and It's like once they know me a little better they run away.
I don't even want sex anymore, just emotional intimacy. What the fuck am I doing wrong?
Once you find things in life that you find more important than females it becomes much much easier.
I make music, am into gamedev, love analyzing videogames like an autist, and like doing stupid shit with friends. Those things are most important to me, and no girl can come between that.
Does /r9k/ like /vp/?
/vp/ was a lot of fun when a new game would "leak" and people would upload zips of multiple copies of the Cory in the House game and get others to download it. Do they still do that?
>Another shooting on a college campus
I hate this world, and I fucking hate shits like this (You). Really? A college campus? At least go shoot up a fucking Scientology meeting or something.
Why end the lives of people who may actually better humanity? You don't care about humanity or the future? Then please just die and leave the rest of us alone.
what are some ways to harm yourself without leaving any visible scars?
Wear a rubber band around wrist, stretch and release whenever you want pain.
Have you ever seen or had any unusual shit happen to you that you couldnt explain?
>tfw dream about a girl with neon green hair wearing square shaped glasses
>one week later
>see the exact same girl at grocery store
yeah this deja vu shit happens so often. it's weird, and I'm pretty sure it's just some sorta illusion
I usually just "dream" of random scenarios that will happen that day exactly as they are, but one time I dreamt of a half burned table with a slightly charred book in a ruined burned down house, (the wind was changing the pages for dramatic effect) and later that day I saw that exact same thing except nothing was burned.
should've checked out the state of that place, maybe it burned down and I'm some sorta psychic
Yes, everyone has, but I'm too much of a lazy cunt to write anything out.
Anyone had sex with a tranny before?
>November 28, 2016
FFXV IS OUT TOMORROW
AFTER TEN YEARS OF WAITING IT'S FINALLY HERE
>already ten years and pretty much still the same
>tfw didn't accomplish a thing in a whole decade
AND THEN I SAID "PEOPLE PLAY THIS GAME FOR 3 HOURS?"
"I DON'T EVEN WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME FOR FIVE MINUTES"
>audience erupts with laughter, people are falling out of their chairs laughing uncontrollably
Hey anon I heard you chanting 14/88. Is that some sort of math problem or something?
It means I'm a white supremacist.
so what r u up to bby? let's get a drink
>tfw no metal gf
Also why do most metal girls like entry level shit or metalcore
I've seen other robots posting here about jobs they have which are easy as shit and they get paid good money. How do I get one of these jobs, or are they just memes?
So we've got another one, will it be Muslim or beta?
How did your parents treat you?
Dad treated me like a mistake and mom treated me like her homunculous second chance at life.
She still tells me "you are my heart, walking around outside of my body".
Dad's the one with the right idea, desu. I should have been scrambled.
That feel when eating barely 1000kcal per day and all clothes feel baggy.
Being stingy when buying groceries doesnt help.
>tfw just under 2000 kcal a day but still no cut
fuck I wasn't cut out for this
>when food start losing it's taste and eating is a chore.
Husk, I am a husk!
>tfw you see a girl in the street
>tfw you can't stop thinking about her
This infatuation meme is really hitting me hard. God damn it.
I envy you. I haven't felt like that for anyone since middle school. I'm 23 now.
I haven't felt this feeling in a while either. I feel light-headed and a warm sensation spreading across my chest.
Who /feetlet/ here?
>tfw went to convert my European size 38 to US shoe size but found out smallest in US for adult men is equal to 39 in Europe
>tfw have to buy shoe for kids
>first girl I've dated broke up with last night
>Felt numb to the pain all night
>Woke up feeling great
>10 seconds after waking up I remembered she's not there for me anymore
>Heart skips a beat and my entire existence is suddenly filled with dread and depression
Help me bros, I can't take it. Why do women do this?
>fidel castro is dead
I'm so sad. Can someone hug me?