Why aren't you lifting yet, r9k?
I fell for the /fit/ meme 2 years ago. I'm pretty /fit/ now and still lift, but it didn't help shit, still a KHV. Reminder that Height/Face/Frame is all that matters, and it won't help with your autism either.
Right now I'm trying to improve my facial aesthetics with
but I doubt it'll help. I'm beyond redemption.
>Underweight so I do the gomad meme
>Instantly skinny fat and diarrhea
>Can't eat consistently or sleep properly
>Can't afford food
>Working out gives me doms and I can't workout for 2-5 days
Lifting isn't for everyone, and pushing your lifestyle on everyone is a meme
hi anon, w-would you like to go out to see a m-movie tonight?
Fembots, why don't you just get a robot boy to be your slave and do your bidding?
Are Indian guys alpha?
Do women have empathy?
Is anyone else doing nothing at work? I mean literally nothing?
I work at a shitty office job which I hate and can't remember the last time I've done anything work related other than checking mails and talking to co-workers. Luckily my table is located in a corner where no one sees my screen and if someone passes by I switch to my email tab or some excel document. Usually I just lurk on 4chan or play Chess online.
No one has noticed yet and someone will eventually but I wont care since this job sucks anyway.
No my job is busy as fuck and I tried to quit but I can't because I don't have a good reason except wanting more free time to enjoy my life and not be tired.
Tfw you will always get paid more than enough for rent and to buy loads of useless shit you don't need, but not enough to be able to quit and live independent of the system.
I seriously hope you aren't browsing 4chan on company property / internet. Unless you are the entire IT department (and I've had a job like that) then you could get found out. Some of this site is harmless feels texts and dog pictures but there's also a lot of porn, racism and even worse porn. I'm on my personal cell phone right now just to keep things clean.
summarize r9k in one image
>what went wrong
sex and relationships were never good you've been sold a lie by disney.
bonus protip: stop buying shit, it won't make you happy. as long as you have a room and some cheap food you're aite, don't waste your life working for some posessions you'll never use.
Remember Elliot Rodgers?
This is him now. Feel old yet?
Ayyy I really think Sam should be careful with this series. He's a funny guy but he dipped into some subjects he knows too little about. One of these episodes is gonna get him BTFO.
>never had a stable job
is it even possible to live on my own at this point with no career prospects? Feels like I'm in a insurmountable hole and there's no hope.
>never had a gf
>days spent looking at a screen with no human contact other then my mum
>a utterly hopeless feeling,even after a great workout I still feel shitty
Is there a way out?
>inb4 off self
If I had that answer I wouldn't be on this shitty site joking about suicide everyday.
even if someone gave you the perfect answer and solution you still wouldn't do it. if someone gave you the most hardhitting, bulletproof solution to your problem the most you would do is go 'hrm, yea that makes sense', go to bed, get up the next day and continue what you've been doing for the past 10 years
just kys faggot
HAPPENING AT THE OHIO STATE
AND THE HOME OF THE BRAAAAAVE
> Study 1, higher scores on a measure of chronic loneliness (social coldness) were associated with an increased tendency to take warm baths or showers.
> Physical warmth experiences can effectively substitute for social warmth needs produced by social rejection experiences.
TFW December is coming..
>31 years old
It doesn't get better, kids.
>by the time I'm 31 there will be sex waifu bots
In all seriousness is he autistic
he lives in the woods alone, only wears camo clothing, makes objectively the most autistic videos i have ever seen ranting about how he hates everyone and everything
id say he is autism perfected
How did we as a society come to this? Are we just fucking around with everyone all the time? What ever happened to monogamy and romance? How did we become like this?
Well that was a wonderful visit
Now the countdown begins again
Five weeks until I get to see my gf
>tfw can't even draw meme frog
second attempt was a lot worse, but I drawed it from memory instead of looking at the finished product for guidance
now these are some rare pepes
I tried making a happy meme frog, but it didn't turn out too well.
Why was I cursed with this.
Everyone else gets to be perfect and have what they want. It isn't fair. I'm too young for this. Younger than you think.
I can't do anything with it, it's just there.
You just have thin hair not balding. I don't know why you babies care so much anyway I'm not balding but keep my head shaved because its a masculine look and requires no maintenence
Are you a TRUE white according to varg??
What does any of this matter when you can't talk to people and have no friends?
Would any of us be on this shitty board if we weren't such ugly fat fuck ups? No.
Its like those normies who say "dude you just gotta believe in something and go for it 100% every day" What about the steps or time it will take? What? Nothing but vague shit? Fuck off.
Who here can only get off from 2D? Is the transition permanent?
WAKE UP YOU NEED TO MAKE MONEY
>tfw no Older Sister Style GF
Best kind of GF.
What's it like to hear someone say "I love you" to you?
I don't know if this is weird, but I wish I was born a minority. The thing is, the hardship of racial oppression has created rocksolid bonds between men and women in these situations.
Yet, as a white man, I find that other white people are some of the meanest people I've ever known. They're so hostile when you try to make conversation in public - they're so ignorant of injustice and homelessness in our society - and have such a vested interest in money - just look at the pop music scene and movie scene...
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This has been my life for the last 18 months:
>wake up (my sleep cycles are shit so everyday I wake up at a different hour, for example today I woke up at 8pm)
>lay in bed for hours
>leave bed, eat something (usually cold sandwiches or random snacks)
>shitpost on 4chan
>9 hours in I start smoking weed and drink alcohol
>tolerance is too high for both so I'm still not enjoying myself
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drop those shit habits you dumb normalfag
You may aswell go out and party so you can hang out with other braindead weed lmao teenagers
same with alcohol
>dude wineeee lmaooo
fuck off normalfag, what rhymes with page
if you had spent more than 10 minutes lurking here you wouldnt make this shitty thread
>It feels like I'm stuck in some sort of trap.
>How fucked am I?
if you wanna talk to someone, post your skype/discord/kik and ill keep you company, anon!
ITT: Youtubers you wish would just die a horrible and painful death
The faggot has no musical talent and critiques in the shittiest way. He will give a shitty rapper talking about "YEH NIGGA MUH DICK BIGGA I PULL DA TRIGGA" a 10/10 and then when he reviews an actually talented musician he basically just says they are trying to hard and gives them a 5/10. He's a faggot critic with no talent can't stand the guy
Is there anything wrong with being naked in your own home?
My roommate is getting all pissy because I like to walk around naked sometimes.
I don't see the big deal because we are both girls.
I think she might be a dyke.
You should be considerate towards your roommate and do what will make her more comfortable. If you lived alone then there wouldn't be a problem. You need to take what other people want into account when you don't live alone.
I started drinking these in 2012 the big cans twice a day one in the morning and one after dinner
I started drinking them Monday to Sunday as a meet everyday I have not missed a day since
I'm trying to quit but I'm sure I'm addicted I literally don't feel alright with out one in the morning
How do I quit? Pls I feel like shit for wasting money on it now
transition to drinks with a lower caffeine content. try moving down to mountain dew first, i think it has 70 mg compared to red bulls 111. once you're relatively comfortable with that, move on to coffee and you're basically a normie.
Its just caffeine so you shouldnt have a problem. Im sure there are some guides on the front page of google but you can quit cold turkey if you dont mind a splitting headache for a few days. Otherwise you can lean yourself off of it
GET IN HERE LADS.
I'm a professional plastic/cosmetic surgeon, I'm going to give you guys advice on what can be done to your face and such, all you need to do is post photos of your face. Front view, and profile view, then I'll figure out what can be done, edit the photo to show you what the result would be.
Very easy, this is your chance. Get amongst it.
I did this yesterday, had some very good results.
Bumping, here's a consultation I did for someone yesterday: