Is the recount making you scared, dumpftards?
No because it wouldn't result in anything. The recount is only an act by the DNC to cause drama and slow the Trump presidency, as will almost every act by the democratic party. This isn't to change the results in favor of Hillary, it's to make it more difficult for an all republican congress and president to function by pushing distractions and questions in for when he gets to work.
>hahah *some kind of smiley*
How the FUCK do I respond to this?
elaborite on what they were laughing at
eg if you said I shit myselkf tosay, they go ahahaha, then you tell another anecdote about shitting yourself, or how ytouy had to clean it up that time
>ywn experience a female orgasm
is this rapunzel from that streamers ?
how could he fall for a roastie that posts this sort of stuff
WHY WONT SHE FUCKING RESPOND SHE DOESNT DO ANYTHING WITH HER DAY WHY DOES IT TAKE AN HOUR FOR HER TO RESPOND
>tfw asian beta male
>tfw all the asian girls are dating men of other races
>tfw you can't compete in globalized society
onii-chan what are you doing in my bed?
Is it wrong to want a big thicc hairy WHITE guy as a boyfriend? (6ft+ 200lbs+)
Ive been with latinos, asians, black guys but nothing ever compares to the feeling I get when Im with a white guy
Im 23, 5'10, average latin
GET OFF MY BOARD NOW
>tfw 6'1 215 pounds and hairy but have a below average dick
just fucking kill me, this is hell on earth. It's only 5 inches but proportionally on my body it looks fucking miniscule.
Post anything that makes you somewhat proud of yourself
>Travelled in over 20 countries
>Speak 4 languages
>Once was in top 5 legend in hearthstone
>a qt latina send me a message on tinder
>we talk for one hour
>'how tall are u anon :3, my height is 5'1'
>i'm 5'6 (i'm 167, but i say im 1.70)
SHE BLOCKED ME
BITCH I KNOW IM NOT TALL BUT IM TALLER THAN YOU
you should have avoided the question my dude. if you dont meet a specific height value, theyll reject you. but IRL, you can still seem taller to them, so theres a chance they wont reject you.
also all guys exaggerate their height (like you did), so women's perception of height is skewed
If you have ever spoken to a woman you need to fucking leave RIGHT.THIS.SECOND
am i eligible for neetbux?
>in the past year i've been on 15+ different meds for depression and anxiety
>been hospitalized twice for suicide attempts
>been in extensive therapy
when i want to move out i want to have some financial support, i'll probably just move in with my boyfriend at the time i move out. my parents think i'll end up dead if i move out but i want to prove them wrong.
is that you Mrs. Cock Bunny?
What brand does /r9k/ smoke?
I do Marlboro Southern Cuts because they're the cheapest "good-taste" I can afford
Green L&Ms. I know it's not really legit to smoke menthol cigarettes but it's what my dad smokes and that was the taste I gravitated towards when I started smoking. I also smoked Camels a lot a few years back but I can't really afford to smoke them regularly since the tax has gotten so ridiculous in my country.
Why don't you guys just settle for women who are in the same league as yourself?
You'd be swimming in pussy if you stopped trying to attract Stacys and 10/10s
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Sad, she looks cute, but having a feeling that her bf would leave her and committing suicisuggests something wasn't right with her, I understand being depressed after the death of a parent, but she still had family that loved her.
Is this how media warps the minds of thwse people to believe you need to have sex or get married before 30?
seems to be the case, makes me...
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How come virgins on 4chan know so much about women?
you pathetic losers need to stop blaming others for your virginity and depression. if you actually think elliot rodger was right to feel that way, you're retarded because he was clearly delusional. you get upset when someone less attractive than you gets bitches. you get upset at people more attractive. you being ugly has nothing to do with women not liking you. anyone can get a girlfriend no matter how ugly they are. girls aren't just into good looking guys. it's ALL YOUR FAULT.
I know it's my fucking fault, but do I care to do anything about it? No, not really, if I actually gave a fuck about myself or anyone else for that matter I wouldn't be here. The fact of the matter is this, humans don't actually care about each other when you boil it down. We're nothing but a bunch of stupid selfish monkeys who just need to be wiped out already.
>tfw 4chan is the only place I feel home
whatever problem or embarrassment I'm experiencing, there will be some autists on here who give me the feeling I'm not alone. whenever I hear people talking about sex etc, I just go on here and I feel good again, knowing that there are people like me
anyone feel similar?
4chan doesn't exist in the outside world, it only exists in this space as for use by their experiments. everyone who is on 4chan is part of their experiments. Everyone who does not use 4chan is one of them. Wake up.
7 filtered threads, 5 hidden threads
3 filtered threads, 2 hidden threads
3 filtered threads, 3 hidden
I am sick and tired of this fucking bullshit with these faggots. Every single day I have to filter out as much of this gay shit as possible and I still have to hide even more threads on top of the ones I filter. Yes I am absolutely seething right now.
Why is this agenda shilled so hard?
its the same people that were shilling the black cuck shit until mods started removing posts
don't filter any of them, just report every single one you see
Post the most ideal girl saved in your folders, rate the girl above your post, assign names based on appearance eg. Michelle, Stacy
Your girl too thicc for me, 9/10 but not my type. Looks like a Kim.
Looks like a Katherine. I'd say she's a solid 6.
Oh boii, he finna do it!
>ask a girl out
>she told me she was busy
>say alright and to hit me up when she isn't busy
>she has not replied to me in weeks
Was I too beta?
Welp. I finally did it lads. Worked up the courage to sign up for NEETbux. $560 a month.
>mfw wake up at 4pm every day
>mfw play vidya and go on youtube and 4chan to pass the time
>mfw no responsibilities whatsoever
>mfw have free money to spend
Anyone else in a similar situation?
>hated his appearance
>wanted to be a kid forever
>liked anime, comics, video etc
Who /devilish/ here?
> have gf
> still come to /r9k/
>finally gonna get to fuck a women
See you squares later
Stop raising other men's children
>implying any woman will allow me to raise her children
>tfw cut arms yesterday and it hurts when I rub with my sweater against it.
>tfw cut my legs so people don't see and now hurts when I swear skinny jeans
when you cut, it's "down the road," not "across the street"
make it count and bleed out, retard
stop stalking girls on the internet
Fellow Robots help me, my friends are calling somebody in my class Jacob from a famous movie but its not from twilight are there any more ????
The attached image is your only clue. If you can't work it out, you are a normie and need to leave.