How much do you love your waifu
I ain't got shit to prove to you, negro. But I think mai waifu is a miracle.
Let's share some unique facts about ourselves.
I'll start; I've never eaten a real apple in my life.
Are my fellow robots feeling the Bern?
Oh ya more neetbux and wipe away the debt i have from failing out of college...all the trump kids on here are rich kids and will never understand true robotdom cuz they can just use mommies money to buy a gf
The Lord of the Rings > Star Wars > Harry Potter > Star Trek > Doctor Who > Marvel Cinematic Universe
I think we can all agree on this.
Who /image hoarder/ here?
I compulsively collect pictures of celebrities I like, and organize them all by names I have assigned to them, usually their last name but sometimes joke names from 4chan.
I go to /hr/ and I resave and overwrite pictures once a week or show to make sure I have it, and to make sure it's in the highest resolution.
I become afraid if I don't save these images they will be gone and I'll be unable to track them down forever.
What images do you collect, robot?
i collect images of sapient cartoon sponges so i can post them later on an anime imageboard
so what did you lose in your childhood that traumatized you so much, anon
>thought I was 5'9
>went to the doctor today and was measured 5'8
>just measured myself without shoes and was 5'7
It hurts to live
When should we kill this scum?
and has kanye west turned robo?
Everyone who's wondering why Lamar Odom smoke crack - look at the people he has to put up with. "Caitlyn" - top kek.
As for Kanye, he hates normies. He shit on Taylor Swift (she's a roastie, let's be honest) way back and normies are still butthurt. He can't be a celebrity-normie since he doesn't suck the media's dick and follow whatever stupid role they want him to follow. Without getting into too much detail.
For those who can't live a lifetime of NEETdom
I would love to be a mailman
>ride around alone all day
>don't ever have to interact with people
The little truck is like your second home, it's very utilitarian so you can smoke in it and do whatever and no one will know because it's a small metal box with an engine and wheels that no one cares about except you
Y'all guise should think about carpentry. Learn a trade and you make good money and have a job for life, in a field that's actually enjoyable and has a great working atmosphere.
the mailtruck doesnt belong to you. you have to return it to the post office at the end of the day. they will know if you smoked in it.
I think what you would really like to do is become a trucker.
Why would anyone want to be a cop? It's such a low-entry job that even the most idiot, aggressive tard could sign up RIGHT NOW and be accepted simply for being physically fit enough. Why would anyone respect such a low level profession when even a literal retard can join in?
im going to say based off your post that you got caught with weed in your purse and complain how all cops are pigs.
You will never know what officers have to go through every day.
That's for faggots and dindus
>cops are pigs
>have to go through every day
By making everyone's life worse
So called "protectors" are just usually aggressive power-thirsty idiots who want to unleash their rage on a socially acceptable target, a criminal.
>Why would anyone want to be a cop?
To do good, help people, enforce the law and punish the wicked
Also its not an easy job. You put your life on the line, make huge sacrifices. Being around criminal scum dealing with them day in and day out will take a huge toll on anyone.
Is Johnny Sins a robot? Think about it:
>likely has death grip to be able to last so long
What is the most alpha name and why is it James?
I WISH I WAS LIKE YOU, EASILY AMUSED
rip to you kurt
find my nest of salt. everythings my fault
I have been unironically listening to Nirvana everyday for over a year, I love them.
>Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
>they go to a place of fire and fry
>see em again til the fourth of Julyyyyyyy
didn't know Kurt was a fellow hungry skeleton
>the universe infinitely repeats itself
>you're doomed to this life forever
Hey robots. What was your best year and worst year of high school? And why?
>Sophomore year was my worst
>had terrible teachers
>took Pre Calculus and Chemistry Honors
>got C's and parents would get mad
>had no free time
>had social anxiety
>had panic attacks
>people were assholes
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> Freshman Year
Highschool ruled for me mostly desu, so I guess it was tricky trying to find myself that year.
> Senior Year
Had a wide variety of friends, my friend group I had made in grade 9 and I were closer than ever, pretty much always had somebody to hang out with every day.
Have only had one friend in my entire 5 years in university and I haven't spoken to that friend in a year. I want to die everyday, my...
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>tfw most men will literally fuck anything
I'm starting to think men are just born mentally ill
Yuuup. Men will have sex win any person as long as the hole is their particular preference. Then they complain asking where all the good women went.
men really have no self respect at all. It's funny.