>tfw no sex for over a month
I'm pretty much a virgin at this point
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
YOUVE HAD SEX I HAVENT STOP COMPLAINING ITS BEEN A MONTH FUCK YOU
NO SHAMPOO IS A MEME DO NOT FALL FOR IT I REPEAT NO SHAMPOO IS A MEME
Have you ever met a girl/guy who's so breathtaking and perfect you became literally can't even? Please do share and tell us about them.
Best beer and what I am currently drinking, prove me wrong fags
Not much of a drinker, but I'm trying to develop a taste for this shit. All I know is that hops taste like ass. Rolling Rock and Dos Equis are my favorites. Any experienced drinkers have any recommendations on what other beers I might like?
What are some good movies/documentary that feature trannies that I can fap to
t. Tranny fapper
Pic gave me depression and some extreme case of dysphoria.
>tfw no antonio banderas hubby to turn you into a perfect pretty wife.
Most tranny featured movies are usually sad and depressing stuffs
you better look out for something else
Let's make some Steam friends. No bullshit, no drama, no ERPing:
>Approximate location (country, continent, coast, etc.):
>What you are looking for from a Steam friend:
>Types of people you definitely want to add you:
>Types of people you definitely don't want to add you:
Let's do it!
That moment when you realize you became the monster you feared as a child
>tfw hate my voice
wish I could speak without sounding like a faggot
Is it easy to get a dominant gay "master" for casual sex if you're 6'4"?
I have twinkish looks but obviously tower over most people, which I'm guessing would be very awkward for the "top".
Have you considered suicide, faggot freak?
I am deeply in love with a celebrity I've never met
I want to be with her so badly but I don't want to stalk her or even make her uncomfortable in any way so even if I saw her on the street I wouldn't say a word because I don't want to bother her.
What do I do?
I can't take this life of mine anymore.
I really can't go on like this and I just want to wake up to her beautiful face.
You fall in love with a celebrity because it is a safe way to allow yourself to have these feelings. There is no chance of ever having a real relationship with her so there is no risk of having your heart broken. This is why you wouldn't even say hello to her if you saw her irl, you are too scared of being hurt. If you saw a woman you really loved irl you would definitely want to talk to her.
The point is grow some balls and take a chance on a real girl. Your heart will be broken but that's just part of life desu senpai
All I want in this life is a cute, squishy gf to love, hold, and have sex with. Is that too much to ask? Why am I not allowed to be happy?
Have you ever experienced or seen something that you can't explain?
>you thought I was the other girl in those pictures? no that's my friend ashley. i h-h-hope we can still have a good time
Fembots, how is your relationship with your dad?
We have a really good relationship. He supports my NEET lifestyle as long as I don't get a boyfriend or do anything dumb and treats me like a princess. I love him a lot, I want to be with him forever.
Anyone else here do nothing but play videogames all day?
I wake up and spend all day here cycling through a number of games and before I know it it's time to go to bed.
No I haven't played a video game in about a year. I always feel like I'm literally wasting my life when I play and getting nothing of value in return except momentary escapism.
what color is this dress
Lonely, attractive, intelligent, single girls only exist in Disney movies.
>The problem is catching them when they are single, because it usually isn't their default state.
Tyrone excels at this.
There's probably a few thousand of them in the world at any given time, there's like 3.5 billion women out there after all
The question is why would she choose you? She doesn't want to be with you just because you're lonely, you have to make her want you too
Man hate thread.
Get out you roastie whore before you make whole of r9k reek of fish.
>dad saw my pokemon games for nintendo 3ds
How old are you?
ITT: we worship our waifu and the queen of /r9k/ Mia Sand.
>tfw no goddess like Mia to bury my dick in her ass and tits
>tfw belly gf is obtained
Well, congratulations You got yourself a belly gf Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Dad this is my boyfriend Tyrone.
I just want a fucking girlfriend r9k
It hurts so much
I'm looking for robots to play battlefield 1 with on ps4. I'm always on since I don't work til Saturday. Gamertag is JalapenoBuns
>tfw fucked up sleeping pattern
>go to sleep at 4AM
>wake up at 2AM
Because who gives a fuck if you don't have to wake up early for a job or school
That is literally me
>Don't sleep at night in order to fix my internal clock
>Doesn't work and I end up sleeping all day instead
>Wake up at 8pm
>great grandpa killed himself
>grandpa killed himself
>dad's cousin killed himself
>dad almost killed himself
>can't stop thinking about killing myself
Who /cursed bloodline/ here?
My Dad that I didn't really know was a heavy alcoholic and died of heart failure when I was 9. I'm slowly becoming an alcoholic I will either end up like him or directly kill myself.
>login to steam
>that one sperg keeps bothering me because I only talk to him
Red flags for guys
>He uses the catalog when browsing 4chan
>"Im weird" in bio
>Reply with funny conversation starter
What the actual fuck is with women?
If you tell a guy you will never have feelings for him ever and he keeps orbiting you and wanting to buy you things, what do you do?