>Call drug dealer to buy weed
>Ask to meet him at park
>Call police and tell them someone is selling drugs
>He gets arrested
>He had meth and some pills on him for another customer he was going to so he's facing 3-5 years
He should've known that selling drugs is illegal.
Post funny ways you helped clean the world up, /r9k/.
I remember this thread, you failed with the last one and tried to damage control it by saying he had meth and pills on him as well after someone called you out.
Good on you for fixing it up.
A heroin dealer will kill you for that shit.
How do I tell my parents I don't want to go to prom without disappointing them?
>be in school
>suddenly hear shots
>can't get out from the classroom
>gunman barges in
How do you fare in this situation robos?
Keep it simple, as I'm using this to counter any possible factors in my upcoming debut.
What do you do if your life has no meaning?
How are you going to kill yourselves?
I was thinking of buying 3 gas tanks and blowing myself up, hugging them.
>gf is going out to the club for a "girls night out"
I'm not going to get cucked r-right? She told me she loved me before she left..
I'm pretty sure my dick is the same size it was when I was 13 and asked my pediatrician why I'm not growing to which she said "I think you're a late bloomer"
So what do I do now?
Had surgery done today (pilonidal cystectomy; the fat ass disease) and I took 15mg of hydrocodone an hour ago and I'm feeling it a bit. Haven't had opiates in 10+ years so I'll be fucked up watching Seinfeld for a few hours.
How's your evening, robots?
Just finished sucking my own dick. It felt pretty good.
ITT: we make fun of autistic females
It's time we addressed all the mass shootings in the US...
... It's time we socialized casual sex.
Sex is a fundamental part of good mental health. And mental healthcare is a right, not a privilege.
>we're still denying robots sex
I mean come on.
>You will never be a cute girl
>You will never know what it's like to be wanted or appreciated
>You will always be an inferior male with no friends and no gf
>you will never have an ice queen gf
>you will never Fuwa Fuwa Time
>you will never succ dicc in the nicc bich when frick comes to fricker in the stich sich bich, IfuckinthedickandIfuckinthe shita mongrel when I fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu
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What do I do /r9k/ I was born with a small penis idk how big if I had to guess erect maybe 3 inches should I just kill myself how much is penis enlargement surgery do any pills work I feel so sad.
>this is what millions of women will be getting up to tonight while you post sad frogs on /r9k/
Where did it all go wrong?
This is what that girl you like is doing tonight
>tfw no horny old lady to rape me when I was younger
I was once molested by my teacher when I was younger.
It's not a pleasurable experience, especially when you're not old even old enough to maintain an erection.
>and what is your gender
>gender of your teacher?
>what happened anon?
kind of a painful story, especially knowing the people who frequent this board would probably fap to it. I still remember that post with the female child molester describing her experiences, with everyone egging that cunt on.
tl;dr she rubbed my dick after class. I told my parents about the ordeal. the teacher got v&....
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Be honest, robots, would you just leave?
>N-no, hey, I... I... I mean, we shouldn't, like, we shouldn't do that, you know? I just. I mean, I just, like, respect you more than that...
>Rush out of room, blushing and terrified
>masturbate about it later, then cry
>that nasty ass greasy hair
tell her to take a fucking shower
not touching that shit