I am a 50yo virgin wizard and have not had a job since 1993.
Ask me anything.
Where the fuck has the fucking week gone edition
More like where the fuck has the day gone.
I swear I blink and it's the afternoon.
What have my fellow robots bought this week? I'm going to buy some Whey protein and some BCAA'S.
Been lifting the past few weeks and just eating food, want to give them both a shot. Want every help i can get since this years goal is to get a lean body.
Where do you order from?
>tfw cant wait until my supps get here
What type of girls do you like, robots?
I need this for research purposes.
>Shorter than me by a foot
>Younger by a year
>Short blue hair
>try my best to be kind to normies
>still treated awfully
I tried offering my normie sister some advice on her bf's weight gain and suggested the gym
She snapped and told me to shut up
>tfw energy drink addiction
Are you desperate enough, /r9k/?
Just accidentally followed a girl from high school I had a crush on on Twitter.
How screwed am I? I've been having a panic attack for the past hour.
Why do normies pretend to like science?
Wakey wakey wagecucks. You got to shit, piss, wash, brush, get dressed, commute to work and get to Shecklesburgs inc. RIGHT NOW!
>neighbors dog bark every day am starting at sunrise
>neighbor is a trucker recheck retard
>he idles his truck for half an hour at a time outside my house starting at 630
>have thin walls
>can hear everything in house
>if I wear earplugs I can't hear my alarm
There are two different models of vibrating alarm clocks available on Amazon. Both work well, better than trusting a cell phone vibration alarm. I have the orange pager looking one, I just put it under my pillowcase.
>Hey anon, should i lose some weight?
reasons why I don't have a gf:
>unkempt hair, beard
>college dropout, NEET
>live with parents
>weeb (own anime merchandise and play yugioh)
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Why dont you robots just get Tinder. I mean theres nothing to lose so COME ON!
it's literally pointless. My real profile got zero matches. A chad profile I made with "Ayy lmao wew lad" as a profile description got a lot of them, a numbers after inane discussions like "Do you like cum on your waffles belgian girl?".
It's insane because in real life I actually do have some success, I know I could have fucked some of the girls on tinder had the right circumstances arised. But on tinder being average is being zero.
Any robots got tattoos?, just got this done yesterday, still need to do other side of forearm and up my arm aswell.
If that's your first tattoo you're a fucking faggot. I have tons but I can hide them under my shirt then I meet "le badass" 18 year olds with sleeves who work at starbucks.
Tattoos are becoming more accepted but there's still a stigma and you've fucked yourself if you've gone past the elbow before 25/have locked down a good job.