Give me one legitimate reason why I shouldn't just end it /r9k/.
>have a doctors appointment tomorrow
>already freaking out because I know I'll sperg out in the 10 seconds I have to talk to the receptionist
>Don't have to talk to receptionist since they added in self check-in machines.
Don't get a gf guys. It's a fucking trap, no not that kind of trap. Save yourself the heartache. The saying "it's better to have loved and lost" is complete bullshit. You may feel lonely, but it's better than having your world repeatedly destroyed. It was all so futile.
Relationships are bad only if you are a pussy
Of course your life is going to be shit if you let some woman walk over you.
If you can't control the women in your life, you will die miserable.
That's what being a man is about
>add girl on Facebook
>stare at the screen for 2 hours
>she finally accepts
>turn on the chat function
>elaborate a greeting for 30 minutes
>she logs off before I finish
>probably could've been my wife in an alternate dimension
>try to have serious deep conversation with parents
>they get annoyed and upset because i make them feel uncomfortable with what i say
>they yell and tell me to go away and dig their head in the sand
what's it like to grow up with emotional stable parents that you can actually communicate with? no wonder im this fucking shitty site, i never had a chance
Cringiest moments of your life, please r9k. I need this right now.
Don't know if this really counts as cringe-y. But I got yelled at really hard by this teacher who I didn't even have in sophomore year. I was a spergy fuck and had never been yelled at like he did to me and i couldnt handle it, it was in front of a bunch of people too and his wife had to tell him to calm down.
I almost fucking cried there but I ended up going home crying after an hour
Thinking about it everyday makes me want to cry too
>last day to do my paper for some shit community college
>on a subject I don't give a shit about
>enthusiastic that I will be productive today
>start at noon, after class
>"I started early, so I'm definitely going to get it done right?"
>masturbated and browsed 4chan for literally 12 hours straight
>now it's 12:40 am
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>tfw you show your therapist your 87gb meme folder
Get in here my le /damaged/ amigos it's time for a therapy thread, "therapy is a meme" shitposters can fark off reeeeeeee
How ya hanging in there friends. What's your therapist like
My therapist is great. I cannot put to words how helpful she has been. I'm doing amazingly better than I was a few years ago with my anxiety.
I also opened up to her about my weird fetishes and she helped me feel a lot less fucked up about them.
Hello. I am not interested in buying anything, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner.
>I would like to use your rest room,
Go ahead, it's back there.
>flip through your magazines
Don't care, just put them back when you're done.
>handle your food products in an unsanitary manner.
We don't sell food here.
>rearrange your carefully shelved items
TRIGGERED FUCK OFF NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw someone asking to use the staff bathroom makes me angry
I've no idea why. I just don't want any customers to use it. I constantly lie when people ask if there's one in the store. The only time I let them through is when a kid is whining that they need the bathroom because I don't want to have to clean up piss.
>That customer who is clearly even lonelier than you are and just wants to talk and won't shut up or stop asking questions despite your demeanor clearly suggesting you're no longer interested in listening to their shit
After how many drinks is it considered drunk driving?
Driving after having more than 2 drinks within a hour is drunk driving.
I deserve to be caught. I've drunk drove more than 100 times. Honestly probably past 200. It's ridiculous that I've never been caught. I deserve to be punished for something so stupid but for some reason I've never been caught. Probably because it's often 2am or later on weekday mornings but still. Strange that at 30 and having done it so many times I'm still conviction free.
A dui will fuck your life up hard, if you can feel it you will probably fail.
ITT: games no female has ever played
Is anime a requirement of robot life? It looks terrible and It's extremely cringey to watch. How can I enjoy it fellow robots?
Do drugs before you watch sempai
Makes you care less about the "cringey", imaginary social ramifications and more about what's going on
Also makes you more likely to forgive unnecessarily convoluted plotlines
Watch Galaxy Express 999, Harlock, Yamato and other Leiji Matsumoto stuff
Do you still believe you are going to make it?
Man, go find a job or something, give yourself a sense of purpose. Even if it's shit like stocking shelves or sucking dick. Find something else to do besides playing video games and jerking off.
>be 29 virgin
>meet awkward 21 yr old cutie
Am I too old for her is she gonna find it creepy?
Fembots how old is too old?
You're not too old at all, if anything you're exactly what 21 years are looking for, someone who isn't a complete fucktard. Just remember you're probably cucking some 18-22 year robots out there, revel in it.
>first day of new semester classes
>we're supposed to introduce ourselves
>say our name, our major, and something we enjoy doing
>the first few students say shit like "playing with my pet," "sailing," "rock climbing," etc
>I decide to be honest and not lie, maybe people will like that
>"anon, econ/csci major,...
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