I finally understand this image
>"So it says here that you're a virgin. Care to explain?"
"Yeah, I put it there so you guys can meet your disability quota without actually having to hire disabled people. I'm a team player and want this company to SUCCEED."
Virgins of r9k,
Tell me what are some romantic things you dream of doing with a future partner.
You probably have a long list of things you dream to do.
It could be something innocuous yet intimate like walking in the snow together, building a snowman together. It could be looking at each other's childhood pictures.
It could be cuddling under a blanket while watching fireworks on the 4th of July, with a belly full of hot dogs.
Also, what would be your ideal moment to say i love you? To have your first kiss? Have you thought about it? Have you...
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I've always wanted a girl to place her hand on my cheek and gently smile at me.
A hand like pic related.
Pale and feminine, yet not overtly so. Almost sickly looking, with visible veins and red spots. Similar to the hand of a older woman, except it would the hand of a young one (obviously).
What does this mean for us?
Do they treat us or give us cash? How long until some countries agree with this?
What's your plan for tonight anon?
rape you when you come pick up your heroin from me
Fembot here. AMA.
fembot #3 standing by for questions. I'm a fembot btw. did i mention i'm a fembot? i'm a fembot just in case i forgot to say.
It's my birthday today. Why do I feel more depressed than ever?
because slowly, one day, everyone will eventually die. nothing can stop that. we all die. everyone knows that. but when, is the question we all ask. a pepe for (you), OP.
Happy birthday, fellow birthday kid.
I can't answer your question since I don't really know, but I wish you a good day regardless.
> tfw have a tulpa
> never feel loneliness again
> realize my own brain is able to provide me with more comfort and loyalty and interesting conversations than any other human being could
Why don't you have a tulpa? I'm surprised most of r9k doesn't have one.
> inb4 mental illness
>got tinder for the first time
>ran out of likes twice (so what 200 likes?)
>I must be ugly.
I just want to know so I can let go of trying.
If you only just got tinder you need to give it a while before people start seeing your profile, sure you swiped 200 times but that doesnt mean 200 people saw your profile and also swiped on it. You just got tinder after all.
What is the minimum acceptable age for someone to be dating a 19 year old?
Also, general thread to discuss what age gaps are acceptable
I'd like to think it's 14 but most people wouldn't agree.
Mentally that isn't okay either.
The lowest I would say is probably 17 when you're getting into those age ranges because mental development takes huge steps within those few years.
>society makes fun of you, shits on you.
>you feel bad, whine, cry, get depressed.
>Ugly, short, fat, cant get a gf.
Realize that this all wouldnt affect you if you didnt allow it to right? Plenty of ugly broke short slobs who live a good life and fuck girls because they didnt create a barrier for themselves, even when society told them to. At one point i was a sad fuck who never thought kiss a girl, but i realized that giving a fuck was a optional thing we choose to do,...
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>the most normie thing I've read the whole day
>and I've spent the day on nu-/r9k/
Are there any other drugs besides weed and psychedelics that have no adverse effects?
How many true friends do you have, r9k?
>make a joke
>become a meme god because of it
>you are now known more as Hugh Mungus than your real name
>people stop you in the street for a picture
>people raise a shit ton of money for you after they find out that you're broke
How do you think he feels about all of this?
He's probably fairly bemused about it all, in his interview video with Ethan he seemed pretty light hearted about it. Probably feels lucky he was able to get that money raised more than anything. If I'm understanding it correctly he needed that money for medical reasons, so that's good.
Fast food thread.
5 guys bacon burger
5 guys fries
cherry vanilla dr pepper
>captcha: french fries
i work there so i dont like any other fast food burgers anymore
>Eating anything that isn't homemade gourmet cooking
You fuckers have all the free time in the world and you don't even cook your own meals?
>Come onto r9k and complain you are teh alonez etc
>Instantly get boyfriend offers and chances to get yourself a lover, a thing that never happens to male Anons by the way
>never reply to any of them
>rinse and repeat
This is why we don't take you seriously, among many other reasons.
>complains about fembot threads
>makes a fembot thread
Post your age and number of girlfriends you've had.
It's not 0 is it? Oh dear.
25. Zero real life gfs.
I've seduced some women on the internet and gotten nudes (and videos.)
I honestly don't think I would be comfortable enough with anyone to actually expose myself.
The difference between success and failure in this world is literally a few millimeters of bone.
HEY GUYS. MAN ANON HERE. MANON, IF YOU WILL. JUST CAME HERE TO SAY HI BECAUSE IM A MAN, AND AN ANON. A MANON, IF YOU WOULD.
>26 year old mother comes into the surgery
>Has great difficulty lactating
>Baby cannot drink formula milk
>Wants me to give her a breast pump
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
>celebrity posted my pepe OC on twitter
There is an anon out there who had the 45th president of the US post his OC pepe on twitter
this pepe is pretty famous in general.
i feel like a part of history.
I've never smoked weed before, lads. If i ever do, what am I in for?
It's really not that big of a deal, the first time you likely won't do much beside lay there with your eyes wide taking in all the various stimuli, put one some music, sit on a bed, and just take a hit, lay back and let it drift you away.
Wish I could get high for the first time again, it was nothing short of magic.
"Uhh, can you not stare at my boobs?"
fuck you bitch let me see your tiddies
Why is this the limit of every middle age woman's humour?
How do you anons deal with rejection?
>never got rejected because I never tried
I always knew that I'll never get a gf and that all girls find me disgusting so why bother trying
>i have absolutely no game, if i was fat or ugly i wouldnt get girls.
>My game is essentially doing what girls do, looking pretty and hot and wait for them to come to you. At a club or festival they just dont ****ing stop coming and starting convos. but i never degrade myself to approach the girl first.
>being THIS not-self-awared
Post your avatar and rate others
Why do femanons on /r9k/ never post nudes but always post them on /soc/?
It's not fair. It doesn't even have to be nudes. Cleavage is fine too.
My guess is, on /soc/ every dude is praising every girl.
Meanwhile a majority or vocal minority, are trap loving, women hating faggots addicted to their own virginity.
If I was a femanon I'd always on /soc/ and never come here even if I was socially retarded.
>tfw girly bitch voice like I never went through puberty
Is there a greater curse?
guy is retarded and should be exiled from this board
>Daddy, why am I not allowed to play with the Goldsteins anymore?