Let's have a thread for real robots.
No Neurotypicals allowed.
We don't fit in to the normie mindset because we weren't raised like them. Our lives are objectively worse compared to theirs and we demand government compensation.
Things we demand:
>State sanctioned gfs
>Land with prebuilt homes complete with furniture and all utilities including internet connection
>New cars for every robot
>Our own nation which is not under the laws of normalfag society
>tfw you realize most people you interact with online are younger than you and will probably not be as big of a pathetic disappointment as you when they're your age
I just realized this and I'm considering quitting the internet to just read books by old authors.
When did you realize you're an old failure?
How old are you, anon? Im in my mid30s and I still feel like a winner compared to all these faggots, traps, NEETs, etc. I mean, seriously, this place makes me feel pretty good about myself, and I'm a fat attic dwelling neckbeard, though I have my own apt, car, friends, etc.
So how old and pathetic are you, OP?
It's fucking cold out edition
Interview tomorrow for 25k per year job. More money than I've ever been paid.
I need to find and iron a shirt.
Is there any profession on earth which attracts more scum than being a bouncer? I swear I have never encountered a bouncer in my life who wasn't an absolute cunt. Only people who abuse their power more than police tbqh
Why isn't anyone here bothered by the fact that those stupid, ignorant Youtuber kids make a million dollars a year? This world is so unfair. This world is so full of injustice. I want to see them all die.
Everyone who has a partnership with YouTube or Twitch. Especially those League of Legends fags. They get so much fucking money, it drives me crazy. And when they brag on Twitter about it? JUST
What should I eat more of to get better shit? I want big solid logs but it always looks like this.
I already eat lots of meat. Ill try more green veggies I guess
Anyone else here too afraid to try Tinder? I can't get over this anxiety I have over it. I hate that you have to connect the account through normiebook. I hate that people I went to school with will know I'm on there. I know that they would only know I'm on there if they were too, but still, it scares me just thinking about it. I also hate the idea of girls swiping left. Even though I can't see them do it, just knowing it's happening ruffles my feathers. And don't even get me started on pictures, I'm far from photogenic. In an age where technology...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
i know this exact same feel. i'm decent-looking and not terribly autistic or anything, but the idea of people i knew years ago seeing me using it and going "haha anon's using tinder, what a loser" is holding me back.
i know realistically that no one would actually give a shit, but still
Online dating and tinder are worthless if you're an average male, here's why:
1. Women already have access to average men that they KNOW IN REAL LIFE. If they resort to online dating it's not because they can't find an average guy, it's because they're looking for an ABOVE AVERAGE GUY.
2. Men outnumber women on these sites something like 39:1.
3. A majority of women that use these sites aren't looking for ANY GUY AT ALL. Most girls that use these sites do it just for ego validation. It's nice to be told by hundreds or thousands of people every day how great you are. It's especially nice to know that "I could have totally made that rich Indian doctor dude give me half his salary just by letting him lick my feet." It let's these women feel like they have options, which is a nice feeling.
4. The women that use the app properly (i.e. actually looking to fuck ) only want to fuck really hot guys. Like to 5% guys.
In other girls looking for just sex can afford to say NO to hot guys because a hotter one is just a couple of swipes away.
All this combined means that online dating (including tinder) is WORTHLESS to you as a male if you're looking for a girlfriend/stable relationship OR are not in the top 5% of good looks.
In real life it's much easier for an average looking dude to get laid in find a girl. In real life money matters more too.
How your ideal woman looks like? Post photos and/or descriptions.
Most of my cute girls folder is on my laptop.
Is it hard to drive? I really want to get a license but I've never driven once before in my life.
it's a little bit like playing a video game. cars have simple, responsive controls and the rules are easy to remember and follow.
the trouble i have with it is all psychological, knowing that if i fuck up or someone else fucks up it's gg no re
I'm out, /r9k/. I've somehow become an ultrachad lightningcock, and I don't belong here anymore.
I managed to cuck two chads and get my oneitis, so I assume that I've gained their powers. If anyone wants it, I'll greentext, and it involved both chads crying, and it's pretty good.
You were never a robot in the first place,faggot.
Anyone else starting to hate white people?
Your women are mostly alright but fuck, your men are terrible. Fuck white men.
i hate white ppl in general
white men are either beta fedora cucks or faggot annoying chads while white women are annoying stacies or tumberlinas.
minorities are just as annoying i hate them too
if you dont hate everyone then you are not a robot
>not being a stupid uneducated nigger/sandnigger
>''know it all''
Just because we aren't too poor/Shariah law doesn't forbid us to get an education doesn't mean we're know it alls, it just means that we're educated :^)
There is literally no such thing as a fembot.
Women can be awkward, they can be inferior to other women, but they can never, ever be actual robots. It's literally impossible.
is this going to be you one day?
No, this guy is just a bit weird but he's active, social and will probably one day end up with a girlfriend of some description.
Robots are much worse. Robots are usually quiet and keep to themselves. They make no effort to fit in, but silently resent everyone else around them who are having fun and enjoying the beauty of life.
Most robots spend their life in silent contempt. But sometimes they snap and unleash their fury on the world, Elliot Roger styl.e
why don't more women wear cool makeup like this?
Weird question but how does it feel to realize most of you will be mothers of a child one day?
I find it so strange because so many of you behave like children (as do most of the guys on /r9k/), have you fully prepared yourself for the reality of having kids?
I don't really expect someone to marry me and have children with me but I really want a child.
I feel I would need to beat my depression somewhat first though. I wouldn't want to have any negative influence on my child.
it could be a lot worse