>mom asks me what I'm doing on NYE since they will be going to friends
>have 0 friends
>assure her I'll go out that night
>panic cause I want to stay home that night by myself
>immediately think I'm going to be like that guy in that thread who hides in his car all night to pretend he's going out
>really anxious for a few days about this
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I'll probably be drinking heavily with friends. Don't know if I'll still be with my gf by then, but if I am I'll definitely be excluding her like I usually do. She's a complete depressive shithead when drunk. Party ruiner.
I Will go back to my home and tell some lie about my fake uni friends.
Next year I'll have a car so I'll just go for a long ride and wait in the car with my laptop and my smartphone.
That Will be comfy.
Why was my thread deleted?
It was the one where I whined about not having a fat daddy dom to force me to suck his dick.
please stop trying so fucking hard, nobody here gives a fuck about ((("femanons"))) it's bullshit. you're either a transvestite or
>le ebin maymay trolled :^)
please consider lurking more and posting less
Why do normies get so triggered just cause I'm not hungry on their stupid jew holiday?
because they put in the effort to make food for you and share it, and it seems like you don't appreciate it, so they feel like you're just being a dick, and you kind of are. Most people on r9k, who are actually robots, don't get to celebrate thanksgiving with families that actually give a shit about them.
>Started masturbating with sissy porn humping a pillow with 16
>18 can't get hard anymore.
Say a Meteor is going to impact earth in 12 months time, and nothing can stop it
1. How would you feel about this?
2.What would you do in the following 12 months?
Find out which side of earth the meteor is going to hit. Plan to be on the other side of the earth, in an airplane, whenit hits. Probably join a dating site immediately. Otherwise continue on as normal.
Why do parents with shitty genes have kids when they know their son will forever suffer as an ugly khv?
Even the most absolute genetic trash can and do reproduce. Stacy will settle for anyone once she's 35 and has two black kids.
Meanwhile Chad will fuck a new teenage girl every week
Just BEE yourself xDDDDDDDDD
anyone remembers those glorious days?
I wonder if poopoopeepee's blessings will be shine us again this year.
>there's this super hot girl in my school
>never talk to her cause I'm a loser
>6 years later
>she's meh looking now
>I still hunt down pictures from when she was young and fap to them
>grew up in southern california
>slutty white washed braindead asian girls everywhere
>never got laid once
feels bad men
What are you guys having for Thanksgiving?
My family is making Ham, Mashed Potatoes, Cranberry sauce, cresent rolls, Potatos Au Gratin, and green beans almondine. I'm also making corn bread with habeneros sliced into it with pumpkin pie for dessert.
It's just me my mom and my dad and none of us really like turkey but we all like ham.
Are there any expatriates here? If so share your stories.
I plan on ditching Canada once I'm done uni and have enough shekels saved up.
>tfw you live in jailbait general
I didnt asked for it
>Too many men in their prime dont have a job and arent even looking for one
>Prime age American men outside the labor force are spending more time playing video games, making leisure time more enjoyable
>having so many men failing to contribute has troubling implications for the economy
Good job, NEETS, make this nation burn.
You're captured by a Amazon who locks you up and makes you her personal sex slave? What do? Keep in mind she intends to peg your butt and make you sniff and lick her butt.
How does it feel like to have a gf like this?
When did you finally figure out you were gay?
Is it worth it to stop watching porn?
Not really. It only helps if youre attractive enough to have a chance with Women. If you stop watching porn as a piece of genetic garbage then all it will accomplish is just making you extremely horny without any way to release.
If youre Chad on the other hand, you can stop watching porn and go unload your balls on girls like in your pic.
Does anyone else get absolutely fucking infuriated when normies try to give you advice?
They totally disregard the fact that they were simply given more opportunities to take advantage of.
>Just do it bro, just get out of the house man
I've been a cyborg for my entire life, a khv neet until I was 23. I had no aspirations, no talent, no nothing. My parents wished they aborted me. That's what I was for about 23 years of my life.
Today I am buying my first house with my fiance who I've been dating for about 4 years now.
What pulled me out wasn't a "just do it" meme, it was a "one step at a time" thing. You want to work out? Just start going on just Mondays, enjoy neetdom the other 6 days. Then reduce it to 5, then you eventually work out every day. But only...
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>watching watamote for the first time
>realize my sister is exactly like tomoko
mfw taking a shit and its a really big and dry one and it hurts but you want to get it over with so you press really hard and it rips your asshole.
If he can get a gf, why can't you?
>Prostitutes generally aren't hot
Damn you dumb
I'm sick of being alone every thanksgiving.
Good bye /r9k/.
>interested in absolutely no academic subjects
>everything bores me to death
>still listened to my parents and went to college to make them happy
>my grades are shit, they don't know yet
>they think I'll "eventually" find an interest and get a good job
I'm just not cut out for this shit. I don't want to work in an office or anything like that. But I don't know what the fuck else to do.
>tfw no big boss bf to fulton me to somewhere better
>tfw venom snake is my husbando
>tfw if he were real and fultoned me he would just cuck me with Stefanie Joosten anyway
fuck that dutch skank
Who else here is /headingtowardsalifeofregretsbecauseyoucannotfinditinyoutomaketherightchoices/?
I haven't studied for uni in a while. I will probably be kicked out of it at the end of the semester.
The subjects are all right, but I can't keep up with all the deadlines. Then, I get discouraged and stop.
I never said it was smart.
I think I'd like to work in the field, but in positions that require more advanced material and, thus, certifications.
I honestly just don't know what else to do, anyway. No one in my family has a degree and their jobs all suck. My father even went to prison. It just seems like it's the best way to avoid all this shit.
>"Well, well, well! Look who finally came out of his cave!"
>"Oh my gosh! It's anon!"
>"So what'cha been up to?"
>"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"
>"Are you still in school?"
>"Where are you working right now?"
normies always say every problem have a solution. well what is the solution for a 4 inch dick? please tell me.
There's not really a problem if you never get laid
Describe yourself using an image, gif of webm.
Gerardo Manuel de Jesus Escobar at your service m'ladies
>when you fill out 3 bullshit captchas then get muted because OP made an image dump thread on /r9k/
>tfw 2mb size limit so i cant post a really long webm
how long before girlfriend-bots
>tfw you'll never live in a post 21st century white technocracy
who else here /blush/?
any tips on how to avoid it?