Guys, I went clubbing with some friends for the first time and I got separated from them. So I went to the pizza parlor across the street and ordered 2 mountain dews.
Now I just have to wait until 2 am. Then I can regroup with them and go home.
Has this type of shit ever happened to you guys?
>This is the best he can do
>literally can't even mention my gender without being harassed
but it's us fembots who need to leave, not the male bots...
yes because when you bring your gender up its to attention whore
we hate attention whores
and we also hate stacies who have the tendency to do whatever they fucking can to get attention, which is by definition attention whoring
now tits or gtfo slut
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zongo longo bongo
i'm really, really fucking angry right now and i don't know why.
Same, i'm pissed at myself because i tried to make a game in unity and barely achieved anything in 4 hours and tried to play fallout 4 but it was running like shit even if i have an r9 390.
Any of my fellow bots vegan or vegetarian?
What will you be eating on Thanksgiving rather than the corpse of a sentient being?
i'm considering suicide more and more every day. i'm eventually going to do it
The world is ever changing, don't underestimate your power to mould the future to your desires.
Trump is president, britian is exiting the EU, did you ever imagine such glorious things could happen? Imagine what is coming next....
It is a pretty surreal feeling knowing that you will die of suicide, just not sure on when it will be. Maybe one day people like us will just know it's time and finally get it over with.
>tfw you finally get invited to a normie gathering
I don't have a driver's license either.
did you ever have a crush on savannah for even a split second?
First video I watched of her. She was just reading off some poem she wrote. Insta crush.
Working on becoming attractive enough to bag my own SensitiveCutieTM gf.
her views mirror mine, so a carbon copy of her would be perfect.
>that feeI when no fat beIly gf
>have 6 actual friends
>one is hot 9/10 and literally r9k browser
>she's just a friend, I don't want to fuck her or be her boyfriend
>she's one of my best friends and I would not want to ruin it with her
>honestly no idea what I would do without her
>me and my friends have a huge group chat
>we talk for a few hours
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Who /Nazi/ here?
>Women are making the white man extict
>The jews are running the planet into the ground
We need to stop this. Ive been becxoming more interesting in the AMerican Nazi party day by day
>tfw no gf to peg me with a strapon bigger than my cock
Can someone explain why I have a ssbbw fetish?
Hard to say. But history says you aren't alone, friend.
Discord for Robots only.
Roasties and normies are not welcome.
LGBT people are as normie as it gets, they have holidays for them, protests, large donations and they're mainstream enough. There's even gay stripclubs. If I went gay I could get laid in less than 2 hours of barely trying.
Stop pissing in plastic bottles.
What's a good movie I can watch with my girlfriend? I'm trying to think of a good movie we could potentially cuddle to.
>Coffee tastes great!
NO. FUCKING STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU FUCKING NIGGERS COFFEE IS LITERALLY EXPENSIVE BLACK MANLET WATER!!!! IT TASTES LIKE SHIT AND IS REALLY HOT!!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE DRINK THIS SHIT OVER HOT COCOA OR TEA????????/ THERES NO FUCKING REASON! THERES ACTUALLY NO REASON TO DRINK COFE REEEEEEEEE
Hoping to one day find that special anon.
>loves the movie Coraline
If you get sex tonight, will your misogynistic views change?
no why the fuck would they change?
WHY ARE WE LETTING THEM CONQUER US, WHY ARE NORMIES ALLOWED TO BE HERE, WHY DO "FEMBOTS" ROAM AROUND FREELY AROUND THESE PARTS? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE FELLAS, IF I CAN'T CLEANSE MY BOARD I'LL CLEANSE THE ONES WHO WALK AMONG US IN THE STREETS, YOU BETTER WAKE THE FUCK UP OR ELSE YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST STAY ASLEEP FOREVER.
GOOD JOB MAN WE GOTTA SHOW THOSE ROASTIES WHOS BOSS YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN
how do you spot a girl that isnt a whore?
or at the very least not a gross whore?
IE the kind that doesnt fuck non boyfriends
>i know how to spot things that are green, so how do i spot things that are not green?
>i'm able to tell if a gun is being shot, so how do i know if it isn't being shot
Lad literally are you retarded
The great debate. (origano)
I'm working, in the army, doing my job not thinking of anyone. All of a sudden I get a text a month ago. My ex was "worried" about me since we haven't talked to each other for almost 8 months ever since the I broke up with her while i was at AIT. I talk to her and three days ago I find out she has a boyfriend. Do girls really not understand these kinds of things? I think they do, there's no way a human who's born with some semblance of common sense is going to just ignore that... answering fucking questions
stop it /r9k/
>when you're in love
>but then it turns to shit
>expecting emotional states to last indefinitely
If you'd take the time to pay even the slightest attention to your own mind then you'd realize that all mental and emotional states are very fleeting.
I write raps about my life.
>I'm one in 8 billion, girl, there's 8 on the planet.
>I was always solid, always concrete, you take me for granite..
>Girl-girl, you're mixing up your minerals.
>Switching up your sentimentals at seven-minute intervals.
>Your feelings on me changing like Western Washington weather,
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There's this really cute girl at work.
I'm too shy to talk to her, instead I've been giving her cheesecakes, since she likes them. I work at a bakery.
I've done this twice without her asking for it.
Should I start talking to her before she thinks of me a a cucking slave?
Or, how should I start things?
When did you realize that your brain is still developing until it is 25 years old? also:
poisons the liver
bad for anxiety, also makes you stupid
trigger underlying disorders
What is sex like guys?