Robots, what is your favorite insult to use on 4chan?
I'm pretty fond of "retard."
>tfw an /r9k/ girl calls you a creepy nigger at a meetup when you didnt even notice her or say anything to her prior
Why do you hellbeasts demonize blax so much? Why are the girls here so terrible?
You asked for it OP, and you had it coming
What is the worst thing that happened in your life?
I've been begging /r9k/ for weeks and weeks and the start of the primaries is right around the corner.
For the good of America and for the future of your families and children, I urge you to vote for Donald Trump. He's the only candidate who can get us all jobs that pay better than $19/hour and he'll put a firm stop to all of the SJW nonsense we have to deal with now!
He's going to give everyone a tax refund and we'll all be able to get better waifu's because of him
PLEASE, Please join me. Vote for Trump and save America
Trump wins = Butthurt tumblrina mass suicide
Trump doesn't win = Butthurt /pol/ mass suicide
For me, that's a win-win!
How do I fart more often?
Serious question. I love how I feel after a long fart, but I rarely ever do. Any tips on what I can eat to increase my "output"?
What is your chosen form of contraception at present and why is this?
"Nothing" is also an answer. I would like to hear your reasons for this.
Anons, is this something you speak to a girl about before you fuck her, or do you just assume she's using something?
Condoms while waiting for oral contraceptives to kick back in. My prescription got fucked up and I had to wait so long to consult a doctor that my junk went out of sync.
I'm currently in a long term relationship and pills are the cheapest (free, thanks Obama) and safest option.
>Anons, is this something you speak to a girl about before you fuck her, or do you just assume she's using something?
I never have sex with a girl before sorting out the birth control situation.
the potential consequences are just too great to ignore.
I'm currently on Yaz for like, maybe a week longer. I've been on it for 2 weeks already.
I hate hormonal oral contraceptives because they literally kill me.
I think next week I'm going to get a copper IUD placed.
Post images that sum up you
>tfw small penis and no girl will ever love me
who dicklets here?
How did the "You Sir" thing start on Reddit?
>Anon, you look just like that Jonah Hill guy from Superbad!
>tee hee wow anon you look like Steve Urkel
"Winter is sooooo comfy!"
"Winter is my favourite season!"
Either you guys live in Florida or never leave your houses, if you legitimately believe winter is a great season.
>ride train to and walk half mile into school
>NEET friend complains about not enough snow this winter
>realize he wanted to be a blanketed Pepe smugly grinning at my Wojack ass freezing to death
What a goofball.
Should I get an account on wrongplanet?
I was diagnosed with aspergers in the 5th grade and I remember going to some weird psychiatrist doing a whole bunch of sessions with me. Eventually I had a psych assessment and they told me I had aspergers, the psych assessment is somewhere on my father's computer.
Is it a good investment to join the wrongplanet community? Has anyone else here had an experience with it?
Why do women pretend to enjoy sex?
Because men cry, punch walls, and start slapping themselves when they perform sex badly.
I know, I came into the game late and wanted to be honest and" le redpilled gf".
The lies of the woman are a form of fucking diplomacy and I was wrong about everything.
>fall for a girl who works in my office complex
>crush on her for months
>sometimes look at each other and smile
>keep trying to talk to her but feel too autistic
>convince myself that she is curious about me
>heart beats and starts to hurt when she's near
>find out LITERALLY 30 SECONDS AGO via researching her on google that she is...
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How's your Sunday going /r9k/?
Why not start it off right with a nice and healthy meal?