>it's really stinky
I can't be the only one. This happens to me at least 1/3rd of the time when I fap. It's getting kind of ridiculous. If anyone has any solutions to avoid the desire to fart when I grind my loins then I'm all ears.
>it's another episode of "I'm 6'4, bench 500lbs, have a 9/10 face, am CEO of Goldman Sachs and have a 10.5 inch dick, but I'm a robot because I am le shy xdddd" humblebragging
I'm 6'8", bench about 7pl, have a 9.5/10 face, a 12"x10" dick, and am the regional manager in charge of R&D for Lockheed Martin...but I'm a robot because I can't get a gf
hooking up with a different tinder match every day of the week doesn't count tho i swears it
>get a girlfriend
>have to meet her parents
>have to tell them youre a pathetic neet
its not all sunshine
I HATE IT
>he hasn't advanced his speechcraft/lying skill enough to beguile the normans and their progenitors
c'mon man, normies all lie to us about shit all the time
you gotta learn to use their magic against them
>having a girlfriend
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING STUPID ASS NORMIE I HOPE ELLIOT RODGERS 2.0 KILLS YOU AND YOUR STUPID ASS FUCKING STACY ASS GIRLFRIEND FUCKING FAGGGGGGGGGGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyone here ever been to psychiatrist?
What was it like?
I'm currently seeing one for my depression. It's been about a month of seeing her once a week and I don't really know how to feel about it. As someone who doesn't open up to anyone, I can say it wasn't that awkward after a bit of talking. She's trying to do cognitive therapy with me right now and I really don't know if it'll work. It is a bit weird though and my psychiatrist says it just takes time. I guess it's kinda helped so far. It's not that expensive for me though. I spend $35 a visit. If you're going to see one, I...
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What's sex like?
can anyone out there give me a solid reason to live?
I have no friends, I have never had a gf, I have just enough money to continue living in misery and no more
All I have is a shitty wage slave job I hate and the internet, and even the internet is starting to annoy me
so really do I have a reason to live? Does anyone? I just don't see the point anymore...
Is it common to microwave your eggs?
no, it's fucking disgusting and people who do it should be shot
>broke up with bf
>he tells me he planned to propose
>sends me the ring
How to kill self
>See attractive female
>reminded i have shit genetics
>reminded rape is the only realistic situation in witch i could have sex with them
>reminded chad could fuck her at any time because he was blessed with god tier genetics
>jerk off to anime and cry myself to sleep
This is why i hate attractive people.
>be 11 and enrolled in Cotillion to learn how to interact in polite society by learning how to foxtrot and set tables correctly.
>my partner that night is one of the meanest girls in my class and I am a loser with a speech impediment.
>I have to lead her around all evening with her hand in the crook of my elbow because that's what people do in the polite society.
>We are told to sit next to one of my partner's mean friends and the two girls start talking.
> Her friend says: "I wish I had been partnered with Billy instead, he's the cutest guy in our grade."
>My partner responds loudly: "It could be worse, look at who I'm stuck with."
Who else /LooksForwardToSleep/ nightly here?
If you're like me, you certainly do. It's the only peace I really know.. A liberating lapse from reality. I finally get to escape, in my dreams.
>that dream where you cuddle with a girl
>finally feel love
>try to sleep again to stay with her
>cry as you realize you will never feel this loved in the real world
not rly but here u go
who /jazz/ here?
jazz from the 50s/60s is better than modern music
Stop baiting people.
You know the kind, the type of music that makes you want to commit sudoku whenever you hear it.
>Anything by justin bieber
>literally any pop rap hybrid
I like certain rap, like kendrick, atcq, danny brown, and I like certain pop, mainly dream pop, but all those fucking normie pop rap shit songs that get played on the radio make my ears bleed.
>fall in love with girl.
>she asks to be roommates, I say yes.
>she rejects me.
>have been listening to her get fucked by her boyfriends for 3 months now.
Just found out about r9k, please tell me what to do it's a year lease. I known her for 3 years.
Let me guess you probably pay for a lot of her shit too. Like you pay her rent, or you buy food for both you and her and she never does. You're probably the one that bought the dishes and utensils too. You are probably the only one that cleans anything, and she probably """borrows""" your laundry detergent etc.
All you are to her is an endless amount of money that she just has to string along with a little bit of interest here and there.
Lets be honest. People here don't really want to have sex. The people who get loads of chicks are guys who spend all their time thinking with their dick. So what do you guys really want?
How do I get rid of my ego entirely?
It has done nothing but hurt me my entire life.
>mfw ego has done nothing but help me my entire life
I'm sorry you don't feel the way I do
>you will always be a manlet
Fuck. I'm so fucking sick of being 5'9.
Every single male on my Dad's side of the family is over 6 feet, and most of the women too. The damn idiot had to go and marry a 5'5 south Italian woman, and now I am absolutely FUCKED.
This is just bait to get real manlets posting, well fuck you I'm 5'5" and will never ever know what it feels like to look down on someone.
how do you get over the fact that your suicide will cause immense emotional suffering to your family?
i dont care about my friends, they'll get over it. my mom never will but i don't know if i can tough it out for another 20-30 years
>mfw Trump is the tallest president of the US
Could you bring yourself to love a girl who's had another man's cum on her face?
Describe your current outfit, I want to see if robots dress like retards or not.
Plaid pajama pants, a Metal Slug tshirt, thick green and black striped socks, and a pair of hot pink slippers. I'd like to point out that I'm actually at my office job right now, I just don't give a crap about the dress code.
Hey guys, I was wondering how I should go about pic related.
Any help would be appreciated.
Firstly, where do they even come from? The dutch, I mean.
Figured I should start there before asking about the baby part.
>if I were you I would begin by contacting my nearest rabbi
If I become a jew can I construct my own Dutch baby then? Are there any starter kits for beginners?
I'm very enthusiastic about making a Dutch baby (golem???)
just sliced open my urethra while shaving
it hurts so much I can't even hold pee in, it literally dribbles out of the middle of my dick
just been laying on the bathroom floor for the past hour in a puddle of red tinted piss
Who else here /suffering/?
>So you want women yet you detest the people who actually get them? Your way of thinking is both contradicting itself and paradoxical in its core. You try so hard to sound like you know what you're talking about, but nothing you say holds up in reality. People like you need to shut up. I'll put my cards on the table. I'm a virgin who have never been in a relationship. I've been close sometimes (or so I thought), but in the end it proved to be nothing more than a tangled web of lies and deceit. Still, however mildly I try to put it, by wizardchan standards I am indeed a normalfag, I'll give you that. It's something I can't escape, I can't escape my past, but it puts me in a convenient position where I am able to see the truth about both worlds because it means I've been out there and I have seen the normalfag world for what it is. When I'm with my so called "friends", I only feel disgust towards their behavior and outlook on life. I feel alien in their presence and only put on a mask to fit in. I see them as nothing but assets that could maybe benefit me in the future, otherwise I would have told them to fuck off and never looked back. It's funny how I remained the only virgin while these people have had more relationships and more casual sex than they can count.
>My natural habitat is that of solitude and I sometimes go months without seeing anybody because it's the lifestyle I prefer. Of course, eventually I will have to take up contact with them lest I lose them and the benefits that comes with keeping them around. However, in my mind I'm not like them and I neither desire nor will I ever truly become like them either. I realize that many of you at best will hold a dubious standpoint on this claim and at worst disagree with me entirely, but you have to realize that things aren't always black and...
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>I try to put it, by wizardchan standards I am indeed a normalfag, I'll give you that.
no fucking shit you didn't need to tell us that you can't even greentext you fucking retard KYS
redpill me on Evalion please
the video of "her" fingering herself on pornhub are pretty obviously not her, as wella s the nudes on ED.
So my question is: How mental is she actually? Is there any proof of her alleged posts on /b/ back a few years ago?
Hey robots, what's some regular every day shit that pisses you off
>my sink is too fucking small for my hands
>you will never be paid to be a lighthouse operator
>you will never be paid to live in solitary confinement by the sea
You could be a drawbridge operator.
i dare you to live here
i would rather die than go 400 miles near that lighthouse
you should also watch
This board is now compromised with normies beyond all repair.
What *chan should I move onto aside from WizChan?