Anybody else here have absolutely unrealistic parents that really don't understand how relationships work nowadays?
>both of them never had a boyfriend/girlfriend in their life
>both were handholdless kissless virgins at the age of 21
>lost their virginity to each other when they were 21
>married the same year
>prego with me the same year
>tfw I am 19yo virgin who never had a gf
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Post your most memorable marching band moments here.
Do any robots actually have true friends? Like you would jump in front of a bullet for them, you can tell them anything, they're always their for you? I'm in college and I'm pretty much an introverted autistic fucktard, I have some acquaintances, but that's it. I've never actually had such a deep connection with another person and it's depressing as fuck, especially in college when it seems people have 100 friends.
I'm unable to see the value of being in a relationship with a woman for anything other than sex, since this is the case, i would much rather allocate resources like time and money to simply buy sex. I recognize that in order to pass on my genes i'll need to impregnate a woman, which would possibly require skills gained from being in relationships, but this can easily be avoided by finding a ugly female to impregnate then abandon the children. Does anyone else share this view, or is an unhealthy mindset to have?
What's the joy in your life robots?
music is the only thing that can make me feel anything anymore. Music won't talk about how weird you are with stacy and music won't cheat on you.
Is it normal to hate babies?
Itt: that one porn that you fapped to once and could never find again
For me, it was one of those reality videos where they approach girls and get them to do videos. The girl in question was a supposed college girl, with curly brown hair in a ponytail and freckles. She had a very distinct back tattoo, was wearing a lime green bra, and had banana boobs with puffy nipples. Had it downloaded to my old laptop, but I had to do a porn purge, and have switched computers since then. Other anons post your descriptions and help each other out.
Thanks OP for making this thread. And yeah, /r/ is fucking dead.
If anyone knows where I can find Love's Desire's Creampie My Mouth Please (FOR FREE-- I'm not paying some roastie) I'd be grateful.
>pic very related
Can you accuse someone of being a normie by how mainstream their fetishes are?
Asian peeing sph=robot
>be a man and message me first
what the fuck does this even mean
A lot of women prefer men take initiative and approach or be the first to start conversation.
In my experience, these women tend to be the most boring and uninteresting women you'll have the displeasure of wasting breath on.
What are some robot films?
I really enjoyed this movie, definitely a robot movie
>wake up one day
>look in the mirror
>you have all his powers and the knowledge to use them but your own personality and memories as opposed to his
What do you do?
Time to open up shop again. If someone sees the Original Barkeep (the dying one) tell him to get in here. Some of us were looking for him last night.
Anyway, you know the drill: Relax, have a drink , and get rid of whatever's on your mind.
ID's will need to be shown for alcohol, and if you don't have any, I'll be happy to serve you some ice water.
Sure thing, it's nice of you to drop by.
>"c'mon, anon. who cares if it's your first time. there's no one around for miles"
>"anon, you either eat it or leave"
little little wagecuck
>tfw there's a male shortage
>tfw a lot of single fembots
>not enough men to go around
Life is torture.