>that kid who would always wear one of these to school and challenge random kids to duels
Just to be clear, if a girl cared about me I would go out and get a job. I would get 2 jobs. But since that has never happened, and will likely never happen, I will remain unemployed, living with my parents as a grown man, and will likely die by my own hand.
>a beautiful insanely attractive girl gives you a chance
Would would you do?
Ignore her. She's just fucking with me for the lulz.
Also "give me a chance"? A chance to what? Be some beta cuck for her approval? Thanks, but I'd rather just jack off now.
>smallish firm breasts and thick thighs / butt
this is literally the best combo prove me wrong
Does anybody want to play this? If you do just say what country you want to be, color, and set a trip.
I'm giving up on women. Not because I believe their bitches and whores and all that gay shit, but because I just don't feel love anymore. My mind and body are fucking me to a poiny where I feel like I'm going insane and just want to die but I'm not suicidal. I'm
just trying to fuck myself up
until eventually I start dyinh or some shit or kill myself slowly.
The girl I talk to just posted some picture about how she loves her boyfriend and don't trust her and believe she's not over her ex so I'm just going to stop talking to...
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you reminded me that a new gorillaz album is on the way, so pretty good. other than that I've slowly been retreating from society which is comfy.
Say you got 5k/month. How would you use the money to become a normie?
>tfw nobody gives a shit about you
I feel the almost the same way. It just seems like people around me only care about themselves and that I have to cater to their needs and give them good results. But I dunno, maybe I'm just bitter about how I'm mentally damaged and how I fucked up everything in my life because of it. And that it's basically warping my perception to see everyone being negative towards me. But really, in the end, I think most people deep down know that i'm fucking useless.
>tfw people give a shit about you but not the people who you want to give a shit about you
Fembots, how do accurate is the "stinky NEET pussy" meme? What does your pussy smell like if you masturbate on multiple consecutive days without showering?
not a girl but masturbation doesn't really affect it, getting wet is like us guys getting a boner, it'll happen regardless, and they have discharge and shit.
The not showering part is the one that matters, and yeah, that'll make it stinky, especially because NEET girls probably don't shave.
No, masturbation/sexual arousement causes so much more discharge than when the vagina is just chillen. Days upon days of masturbating and not showering is going to lead to a very stinky vag. Not to mention greater likelihood of UTIs and infection.
Also, shaving pubes also increases the chances of bacteria getting into the vagina/urethra, and means that infection is more likely.
How much longer do you plan to go before you kill yourself /r9k/?
if I ever wake up and can't find a way to escape my thoughts, I will kill myself
>My sister is a famous singer/millionaire
>I spend 8 hours a day on 4chan, and have only had occasional factory jobs, still living with my parents aged 26
I know how much you guys like seeing the misery of others, especially those you deem "normies", so I'm inviting you all to witness the results of my HIV test. In just 10 short minutes all will be revealed.
Would you ever let out your robot rage?
You know you want to.
wonder if this thread will last the night edition
Any of you Pommy cunts have a real fire to keep you warm over winter?
Are they legal over there, or do you need a fire permit?
To the guy who asked about homelessness and if we had any advice:
Yeah. Don't do it. You feel like shit all the time, never able to relax. It's hell on wheels, avoid it at all costs.
Instead of plotting homelessness, get out and get a job that comes with accommodation - like a KP on a cruise ship or some other job that needs no prior experience.
>got the closest shave i can
>apply as much make up as i can to hide the shadow
>pluck my eyesbrows
>wear the best looking wig i can find
>apply the nicest looking dress i can find
>make reservations to a restaurant
>can't even make it to drinks without people staring and driving me out
Just one night is all I want