>tfw you dream about of her
>tfw you dream about of her
>try to rape her
>suddenly I teleport to a distant place
>tfw your own mind cucks you
>listening to Sigur Ros while watching porn
>guy cums just when the drums kick in
nigga you need some stimulating music. aint no fckin boards of canada sigur ros shit alloed while masturbating. fuck off brian eno
yall need to put on some beats by chemical bros or death grips.
top quality masturbation music
Middle eastern are the best women. Not only are they the most beautiful, they have the best personalities and are the most loyal compared to any other race.
There is nothing worse than being a male with ginger or blond hair.
>Wow Anon, thanks for these Panic! at the Disco tickets!
>I'm sure Chad will love these.
>Go with you?
>Aww Anon, I like you, but you're just not "boyfriend" material.
>Anyway, thanks again for the tickets! I'll be sure to tell you all about the concert.
>tfw still live with my parents
>Did the dishes for them the day before
>They are actively taking money from me, saying I owe them because I borrowed money.
>you fucking what.
>I never borrowed any money.
>Become spiteful, actually need that fucking money.
>Piss on all the dishes.
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Just 8 years ago, even Barack Hussein Obama II. was opposed to fag "marriage"
Today? Bake my cake or go to prison!
Today? Even /pol/ is just full of /polgbt/ faggots who hate Islam for all the wrong reasons and r9k is full of trannies and trap fuckers as well.
So sick of all that shit EVERYWHERE
24/7 fags and trannies
When was the last time you exercised?
What did you wanna be when you grew up, /r9k/?
What went wrong?
>journalism industry fell through the floor
My first day of journalism school I switched majors after being in a class with 30 other kids who all wanted to be sports journalists
I wanted to be an NHL hockey player really badly. After school I would be outside the rest of the day in the driveway shooting pucks. I went to skating camps in the summer, attended every practise every year, watched hockey every night and studied what my favourite players were doing. It was a serious obsession. By the time I was 13 it was obvious I was not good enough to play in the OHL which is basically where you have to play as a teenager if you want to make the NHL. So I said it fuck it and I haven't exorcised or played sports of any kind for the last 10 years.
I just had sex with my girlfriend and now she's getting me cereal with soy vanilla milk. How's your snow day going east coast robots?
I'm a khv and I've spent all day fantasizing about my crush and pretending she's here with me.
>random heart skipping
>suddenly feel tearful
Does anyone here get this?
why does it happen ;_;
I get it a lot, i think it's my brain trying to tell my heart to knock it off with the beating, so i can finally die. My brain already knows i'm too much of a pussy to pull the trigger on my miserable life, so it's trying to do it for me
Who even buys the "get psychiatric help" crap.
I know i am mentally ill but i refuse to get "help" because i would just be given sedatives and have my weakness exposed and documented.
No one can cure me. No one has ever cured a person with similar issues.
At best they can only supress me with sedatives.
sedatives are worth it mang/
im prescribed some anti-psycotics which i dont take because fuck that noise and only take the fun pills.
its worth it for the free pills
I can't believe I spent years learning how to play the guitar, bought this custom made one and still can't get laid. What's wrong with me? Pic related.
Is she correct?
>tfw allmost all of the girls you see outside every day already had someone cum on their face multiple times
>tfw you realize that, even if by some miracle you manage to get a gf, she will be much more experienced than you