who /ADD/ here?
im on concerta 54mg and its better than nothing but i heard amphetamines have less side effects, what do i need to tell my psychiatrist to get elvanse(same as vyvanse) or dexamphetamine 5mg? my EU country doesnt have adderall
i've done illegal street speed and it improved my reading speed really well. with concerta i keep getting stuck on words and back-skip sentences quite often.obviously i cant tell this to the doctor or im never getting any stimulants again or they make me have to ingest the daily dose at the closest pharmacy
I take 70mg vyvanse and it's working well atm. Used to take the 5mg dexies but was up and down all day taking 3 seperate doses. I took concerta a few years back and it was borderline useless. I'd say tell them about reading probs and how painful it is, ask if there is any other medication options.
>it's another back to highschool dream
So what's your excuse this time, robots?
Why not just settle for an autistic belly gf?
Elliot Rodger was a faggot. He was obviously gay as fuck.
>tfw a girl said hi to me
A-A-am I gonna make it bros?
Make what? Children, chocolate milk? There is no way out, even if you get fucc she will still destroy any semblance of hope you may have gleaned from such a trivial experience. Any feelings of suicide you may have had will be amplified if you ever let yourself love a woman. They just don't last, and few are mature enough to end it without stamping all over your heart.
>girl smiled at me as I looked away
I don't know if I fucked up or not. I was just looking around the room and a split second she just happened to turn to me and must have thought I was looking at her and she smiled but it was only noticeable for a tiny fraction of a second and I pretended I didn't notice because it'd be weird to turn my head back and smile or whatever. It happened so fast.
>'As a fembot'
>Unironically post here
>Think they belong
>Think their opinions matter
>get cuntmad over r9k hating them create shitty memes to piss r9k off
>Fail at it
>Project their own insecurities and ideas onto others
>Believe they have real problems
>"fembots do exist guise, I am a fembot"
>"okay post pic and prove it"
>"ewwww I don't want you guise to fap while thinking about me.
>"I'm so ugly, chad doesn't want me :(("
>"please be my gf"
>"ewwww you don't live up to my standards xD"
>you will never time travel backwards and fuck your mother in her prime
i-is... is that what happens in whatever your pic is
>no girl on earth finds the American accent attractive
I'll never get a foreign gf from a first world country with my accent, only green card beggars from Southeast Asia
Cyborg feels thread?
>All the girls I've dated are mentally unstable
>CV gap of 3+ years
I have a serious question to anyone with a vagina (boipucci doesn't count, sorry) on this board.
Why are you here?
don't expect a reply, just answer the question.
i don't care
How do people be happy?
>*chews softly for a few seconds*
>*lets out a satisfied sigh*
>"Something wrong, anon?"
DU DUDU DU DURU DUDUDUDUDUDU i love ghost buster
>tfw you will never be an SS soldier fucking nigresses
SS soldiers never even interacted with negresses, they operated solely in Europe. Germany lost all of their colonies after WWI.
You'd have to be an ordinary Wehrmacht soldier serving in Deutsch Afrika circa WWI to fuck big booty Herero bitches.
>You stay home and roll for a get
>Chad makes her wet
chad turned her into streetwalker
you turned around and tried to stalk her
>dont fap for 3 days because i dont feel that primal urge somehow
>laugh too stupid shit a little
not even memeing, dont fap 3 times a day every day guys
it's been like 4 days since i fapped and each day starting from day 1 my mind has been consumed more and more with lewd thoughts.
day 1 i was modding lewd into Fallout 4.
by day 3 i'm torrenting random porn.
it can't be helped.
>tfw when you have a crippling addiction to marijuana
>crippling addiction to weed
Shut the fucking fuck up, faggot.
I've been smoking weed the last 17 years and I can stop cold turkey, I just don't fucking feel like it because I like weed and being high more than people.
I'm a girl and just want to say keep your heads up guys, don't give up hope, some of us are on your side and want you to succeed, we're not all bitches. Please don't give up.
THEN FUCK ME OR SUCK ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
are u a qt grill?
>Fire marshal dude coming tomorrow along with apartment staff member to inspect my fire sprinkler due to some legal regulation
>Room and apartment is a pigsty because I hate myself and wallow in my self loathing
>Have to clean everything up and then look presentable by noon
>It's 1:18 AM, I'm super tired
I wish I had motivation in life to not be horrible, then maybe this sort of stress wouldn't happen. It's not as bad as that of many other people, I'm sure, but I still hate it.
>I don't have a gf, feel sorry for me.
/r9k/ what would you say to this girl to make her laugh
her father abandoned her family when she was 13
her mother is addicted to drugs and works as a prostitute to pay for them
>have no fun games i wanna play
>have no shows to watch
>have no friends
>am just sitting up after being off work for a bit
>waiting for something to miraculously happen
at least i have money from working to buy snacks to fill this time
if you're bored post in this thread and we'll exchange (You)'s
Man I was doing the same thing for a couple months. I went and bought a guitar and now I learn that most of my free time. I'm not saying buy a guitar, but you have to look for something man.
I pretty much have been playing video games non stop for the past 13 years of my life. Im 20 now and can barely play one game for more than an hour before getting bored. I have no hobbies so i am always bored. I miss video games
>it's already 1:15 AM where I live
>a few minutes ago I could have sworn it was 11:30
What the fuck? I wasn't even doing anything noteworthy at all.
any of you faggots want this?
BUMP THAT SHIT UP
IT TAKES 5 SCOOPS C'MON
Would you pretend to be a fembot's boyfriend for Thanksgiving dinner so that her family doesn't think she's a loser?
I would yeah but she has to give up the s u C C. And your family will hate me and still think you're a loser. Oh well by the time you figure that out it will be too late and you're not coming home with me, you can't succ enough for me to put up with you more than an evening.
What are some good robot movie recommendations bros?
>that moment when you realize you are literally talking to a hot girl who wants the d
>that moment when you realize you literally have a friend group you fit in with
>that moment when you realize you have made legit achievements
>that moment when you realize that your insecurities are at this point merely psychosematic, and possibly have been for quite some time
>that moment when you realize that you can walk like a man, talk...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>that moment when you realize you WERE literally talking to a hot girl who wanted the d
>that moment when you realize you literally HAD a friend group you fit in with
>that moment when you realize you have made legit achievements 10 years ago
>that moment when you realize that your insecurities are at this point merely psychosematic, and possibly have been for 10 years
>that moment when you realize that you walked like a man,...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
> post a long, aggressive reply to someone
> close the thread so i dont have to deal with the backlash
post things you do that make you go hmmmm
> eat five large bowls of cereal
> get the shits and flaky skin for a day, as always
>Search who Troy McClure is in a thread
>Reply to another thread that I'm triggered
> greentext ">Troy McClure" appears in post