state of affairs
>tfw because Trump theres gonna be right wing death squads that kill us all
OK so I'm talking to this 17 year old "quirky tumblr indie i'm so depressed and hate myself and hide behind 7 layers of irony" millennial girl who identifies as a "pansexual queer" on tinder and I was wondering if I should make a move. She gave me a link to her tumblr and she posts a bunch of gore and weird porn. She gives off some red flags but she's cute.
If I were to hang out with this girl would she try to kill me if I break up with her? I'm not looking for anything long term.
>She gives off some red flags but she's cute.
This is the kind of shit mentality that gets you a false rape allegation, alimony, or something among those lines. Is it really that hard to stop thinking with your dick for a second and realize that you're very likely going to hook up with a self centered, emotionally unstable, mentally ill whore with daddy issues? You know, I hope she does kill you. One less dumb robot in this fucking board.
>Spending hundreds of thousands on design and graphics only to have the lazy fucks rip off designs off of some shit house n64 south park vidya.
But how the fuck did they get away with this!?
omg i fucking cooked it so hard i meant to upload this
Anyone else find themselves just doing nothing with their time? And not even wanting to? Like there is legitimately things I would like to do like watch certain anime, or play certain games, but I still spent most of my waking hours just browsing imageboards. Like even putting an episode of a new anime on or playing a game for a bit feels like too big a commitment?
Anyone else like me?
Same. Even playing vidya feels like a chore and I end up taking more breaks than actually playing.
Probably just a byproduct of having nothing to do. I'm also studying at college so during term time when I actually have to do things I get used to that as well after a while
>watching a youtube video
>a noise i havent heard in years
>desperately open skype
>theirs nothing there
why does this hurt so bad
lol why the fuck do you people long for some kind of meaningful relationship like it's a cure all snake oil
solitude is probably the best god damn thing ever right next to cracking open a flat of bottom shelf beer and watching some anime
It's the worst, OP, I also often imagine specific messaging sounds and then get completely disappointed. The worst are steam self updater notifications. It's so fucking depressing to be at the point of hallucinating online messages.
Can we talk
I'm depressed and insecure but even though I know what I need to do to feel better I just sit in my room browsing the internet all day and think I'll start improving my life tomorrow but tomorrow never comes
yeah it can be pretty hard, you probably have no motivation at all right?
what are the things you want to improve on?
personally i have a lot i wish i had the motivation to accomplish like switching my college major, learning to drive, getting a job, a lot more.
pretty overwhelming with some mental issues tossed in there aswell
Who here never washes their hands?
I hate them getting wet. I hate wetness on my hands like Anakin hates sand.
>When someone looks at your music player and you freak out inside because you think they will criticize you for your taste in music.
Does anyone else keep their musical taste a closely guarded secret?
nice trips anon
the last time I was with a friend I just put on kanye because I don't mind listening to him and know that he likes it. but yeah, it's simpler to just listen to music by myself.
I honestly want to know what people think of my taste.
Do people know what slow dancing is
Reminder that this is the ideal female physique.
>tfw no chubby gf with a large but dumpy ass
>almost entire humanity's history is constant war, murder, theft, rape, slavery, starving, poverty and torture
>we are just lucky to be one of first generations which have it relatively better
>be born in almost literally any other time in history
>women actually need men as much as men need women, and we dont have to pay for them to go around fucking chads
yeah arent we lucky
ITT we summon Brittany Venti
please come home Brittany
Is my ex worth obsessing over?
>tfw mild bacne
>tfw no gf to pop the pimples i can't reach
pic not really related
tfw don't have bacne anymore
tfw still no gf
you grow out of it eventually, but the real problem will always remain
When the fuck will men get it through their thick skulls
when the fuck will you learn to bait better? saged and hidden. i hope you know what that means, because i wont be around to explain it
wtf this is literally "Stacy, the album".
ITT: Old internet nostalgia
ah all the nights at my friend's house in middle school and the days of wandering around the neighborhood then coming home and watching these dumb videos together.
man fuck you for making me feel this.
stickdeath...netscape navigator...shockwave games...
i remember when, before dsl/high speed internet became so common, having a dsl in an online mulitplayer game made you a "pinger" and you could own the shit out of everyone on a 56k.
>You talking to yourself again?
1) which of these females is the most attractive?
2) which one would you date?
I will reveal which is my gf after I get a couple of posts ITT
How do I make my father understand that it's not the late 70s/early 80s anymore and that picking up girls isn't as easy for me as it was for him?
>Just go talk to them
>You're a handsome guy!
>I want grandkids someday
>not as easy
youre right. it's easier. women have shorter relationships and get married much later in life than before. the only reason any person cant get a gf is because they are both ugly and autistic. literally everyone else can get a girl
Anyone else find it extremely odd whenever a girl shows even the slightest interest in them? It's like I'm being Punked or that I'm in a dream.
>caring about quotes from an edgy teenager who was so weak he shot up a bunch of innocents
If I was tormented more then I was in high school I would have became a serial killer, that would have at least presented a challenge and I would be respected. School shooters are literally niggers of criminals.
Yep. Just greentexted this story in another thread that appears to be dying. Quite relevant here.
>be at concert
>get separated from the buddy I came with
>Standing alone, vibing, bobbing head to music
>Girl behind me starts rubbing up on me more and more as she's dancing
>Keeps happening enough that...
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This is the most fucked up board on 4chan
Why aren't you helping each other out of your shit messes
I'm actually doing pretty ok in life.
My problem is that I would never be able to relate to any girls other than the ones on this board, but there's no way to show interest without seeming thirsty.
Because nobody here wants help. Everybody wants to be the biggest victim, the most shit upon man. All this shithole of a board wants is to sit in a great big circlejerk over the mean world and how it's out to get then
>boyfriend cheated on me with Elesh Norn
What proper actions can one enact on a cheater?
forget about him completely. if you spend your entire life trying to punish him, it means that he meant a lot to you. if you dont give a shit that he left, it means that he was nothing special. all those late night talks, dates, sex, and cuddle sessions meant nothing. it's the ultimate "fuck you"
every time i go out to bars or campus events, people approach me and try to start conversations. usually it's guys looking for some easy attention, and i just want to hang out and drink. anyone else out there that just wants to go places and be left alone?
I drugged my sister with sleeping pill so I can play with her body all night :-)
Has anyone here tried this yet? It's fucking awesome, she don't even remember anything
Another day, another dollar.
Better get to bed soon, wagecuck! You've gotta wake up nice and early tomorrow morning to help pay for Mr. Goldstein's new hotel, don't you?
>help pay for Mr. Goldstein's new hotel
I actually shop at a competitor to where I work so that I don't give them that money.
My employee discount is shit anyways, and I need a company credit card to get it.
joke's on you, neet. im a college student who gets free tuition and a stipend to research what he wants. i get money and i get to do what i want. have fun leeching off mummy tho
>be a turbomanlet
>develop a fetish for tall girls, giantesses and being shrunk
>have a tiny penis
>develop a small penis humiliation and penis shrinking fetish
>be a beta
>develop a femdom and facesitting fetish
>be addicted to masturbating
>develop a chastity cage fetish
>have a pussy eating fetish
>develop a fetish for extremely hairy pussies that makes cunnilingus uncomfortable and difficult
why is my brain kucking me /r9k/?
They are all slaves to their basic instincts and biological urges. I don't blame them for behaving the way that they do, if it wasn't for them having a lack of loyalty humanity would of died a long time ago when we were just tribes killing eachother.
They will always be animals in heat, not fully understanding or grasping reality as a whole. They're followers and conformists, there will never be anything unique about them, but again this is necessary because a woman being an outcast means no children. Woman hate threads are pointless because how they act...
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I feel you, lad. The redpill on women was a bit hard to fully swallow at first but it is just undeniable.
Do you appreciate female armpits?
ITT: normie words that shall be outlawed following the beta uprising