>"EY yo anon, itz Killa Mike with my main man Bernie Sanders! You be votin for bernie dis elechian right ma man? Bernie is da bes canidte for minorities and robotx becaws he be givin more food stamps, and welfare spending, and legalize da kronik my nigga "
You clearly haven't seen a Killer Mike interview.
He's very articulate and soft-spoken. He supports Bernie because he's the best embodiment of MLK's philosophy in current American politics.
MLK was a degenerate nigger
The soul of man can only be free by becoming transcendent under authoritarian hierarchical rule
Do robots still remember when you were normal and was still sexually attracted to girls?
I remeber having tons of images of women on my hard drive and fapping to them everyday, but now I only jerk it off to traps and horses.
I don't get erect as much either and im never really horny I just fap to release all my frusturations of the day.
What the hell happened?
Well I'm about to break you with one picture, you'll realize the years are passing by quicker than you could imagine and help you realize you're just inching slowing towards death and ultimately your existence is meaningless
These were 17 years ago....
Ah shit I remember that pepsi(?) commercial about those.
It does feel like a lifetime ago.
I was in primary school when episode one was out. In grade 6.
I went to the local milk-bar near my school and bought 1 packet of salt and vinegar chips that had a special star-wars bonus thing inside that would you a chance to win another packet of chips for free.
I ended up leaving the store with 17 packets of chips because I kept winning them one after the other. The old Italian guy running the store eventually got pissed off and told me that's enough and to leave.
I still remember that day like it was yesterday, except I am 28 years old now.
>gf found trap folder
>she thinks I'm gay now
How do I fix this, guys? She thinks I'm repressing something and doesn't get that I just like fapping to fucked up degenarate shit!
If you're going to kill yourself, is it wrong to rape/kill people before you go
Morally wrong, yes.
However if you kill yourself afterwards, you won't have to deal with the guilt.
No, they drove you to this.
It will be your divine revenge anon.
>You text her right after a shitty date to make sure she still wants to talk to you
>She doesn't respond
Kill me brehs
Who /HugeFatassLiar/ here?
What annoys me is that no one who is worth anything will say something because >muh female comedian. But it's female comedians who didn't make it as big as her that she's robbing!
I'm going to hone my katana to an atom edge. Guns are for idiots. I'll cut you in half before your hand reaches your holster.
>implying weebs can wield grorious nippon steel in any way that compares to a real samurai
Tom Cruise's movie was a lie. You'd be nothing more than a peasant touching something you're not supposed to.
He's not trolling, he really did spend $140 of OUR money on ROCKS.
Is there anything better than watching a future Stacey and her sister in such emotional pain? I love hearing a horrified and hysterical Stacey.
How often do you guys masturbate?
5-6 times a day here.
>tfw smart but lazy
>tfw supergenius but colleges and jobs care more about extracurricular activities
>tfw extremely skilled in my trade field and have a broad, in depth knowledge of it because of the training my last employer gave
>but employers only care about the number of years you've been in the business
so i hate my current job, i work in some wal mart deli and get paid minimum wage to do the most bullshit.
I need something part time with better pay since im also in college, there are alot of delivery job openings on craigslist and i was wondering if its a good idea.
mainly whats the pay like and is it a good job for a college student?
also have you ever been robbed doing this?
I love my delivery job. I work for Jimmy Johns and the other night I made $96 in tips over 7 hours on top of my $8.25 hourly wage, so with including tips I was averaging $22/hr. Not bad. No I've never been robbed but I also live in the second safest town in my state
>whats the pay like
Depends on where you live. I lived in a mostly white middle class area and made $10-20 an hour, depending on the night
>is it a good job for a college student
Yeah, it's pretty great
>have you ever been robbed
No, but you know your area better than I could
The biggest thing to keep in mind is you'll be driving your own vehicle, and the kind of driving you'll do will be...
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lm bored and want to die
Same tbqh, if my death wouldn't have aftereffects on my family, I would be already gone
>This is actually what happens and you know it
>You're spending your 20s on a fucking computer
>One day you'll be skinnyfat/dadbod-tier at very best, fat at worst, bald, wrinkles on your face, and still a khv
>It will be too late to fix it
>And yet you're still here wasting your time
This is the worst feel desu
you haven't given up?
what are you like fucking 18?
So what are we supposed to fucking do?