Do you think our choices matter or is everything in your life predetermined?
>had an orgasm for the first time
>few days pass
>cant remember how the orgasm exactly felt
>jerking off and feel something coming out of >my kid dick
>realize to late what i was splurging was piss
>had to sleep whole night covered in piss as >not to seem suspicious
>tfw reaching singularity
>live forever as singularity cyborg
>tfw 2016 was 10 millenia ago
in the 1940s they were saying 20 more years same in 2016.
give it about at least 100 years.
in otherwords born in the wrong time.
why is ike so qt?!
How do you guys deal with death? I'm scared of dying, I'm scared of what comes after. I don't like the idea that I just cease to be.
>met all friends online
A quarter (hopefully) of my life has gone by, I didn't enjoy it. I'm a fat piece of shit and I'm sitting here on my ass. Supposedly we only get one chance of life and I've already wasted the best part of it.
How do you guys deal with it?
tfw I might never find a girl that has no gigantic ego, is not irrationally cherrypicking and has not the personality of a child... shoot me
I'm at the point where I look at women I meet as the potential mother of my children.
I don't think I've met a single one my age that I would want having anything to do with raising any children of mine.
Women changed while men always were the same. Women went from being low-tier humans that dont get much respect and do households to princesses that can do what they want and act in ignorant ego ways and still think that every man should be grateful if they look at him once a day.
Its like from 0 to 100. Modern society didnt embrace the evil thing inside women. They just went from the anti women extreme to the women are god extreme. I could puke.
I was planning on just trimming up the sides and cutting the top, but was in a weird manic mood so i shaved it all off and now I look like a chemo patient. I instantly regretted it. I'm kind of getting used to it and I can grow a beard maybe I can pull off a heisenberg look. I haven't shaved in 4-5 days so I've got some pretty thick stubble built up but it will take a while to get a proper beard. I'm dreading going to classes tomorrow and have everyone look at me or ask me about it. Should I wear my bald head with pride or use a cap to cover it up? Hmmm?
Alright boys, the most annoying week of the year for wageslaves is upon us.
Retail Feels Thread
Did he do the right thing?
Got a tip that his wife of 18 years was cheating. She evaded the foot chase but not the drone, then begged forgiveness by saying "it was only three times" and "nothing happened."
>cucks WILL forgive her
>tfw 31 years young and can't properly sit on a toilet
>tfw squat on toilet and the shit basically falls out of me
Can we talk about obscure fetishes we have, /r9k/? I'll start
>boys who are forced to shave their legs and wear short shorts
>in general when boys are feminized as punishment, esp in front of girls, but still look like boys, short shorts are good because I have a fetish for bare legs/knees
I don't know how obscure they are but yeah
>hands gripping things
>virgins molesting me while I sleep
>virgins being bashful about sexual things
>virgins clearly out of their comfort zone trying to appear ordinary
>drunk Chads who admit to something humiliating
>gentle, beta-esque drunk Chads
uh fuk so hot
OP here, I used to also regularly visit an obscure neighborhood (where tons of cute Asian girls lived) and go around and sit outside wearing short shorts and bright lipstick, sometimes with embarrassing things or temporary tattoos written on my knees.
I still go outside like this in public except
I've now grown my hair out and become a trap
>have tested IQ of 143
>people expect you to be stupid
>people constantly underestimate you
>people don't believe you if you managed to solve something faster and better than them
>people think I only got my good grades and my entrance in Uni solely through affirmative action
>american style affirmative action doesn't even exist in the country...
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Its better not having anyone expect something from you. Its not like your actual skills diminish, you just keep them secret like a rare weapon and strike unexpectedly to blow them the fook out.
Should I join the navy and then start HRT on their dime?
I wanna become a navy seal. The requirements don't seem too bad, I'm a good swimmer, and they just opened the navy seals to girls this year.
So I might as well become a cute girl while becoming a navy seal :3
The recruiter CANNOT bully me (T_T)
One of the big parts of being a navy seal is being mentally strong and I am SUPER mentally strong so I will NOT take bullying!!!
>become some ship's cum dump
I want to become a ship cum dump though -_- I will become a navy seal first lol
>tfw i ONLY fap to solo camgirl videos now
feels much more satisfying and cleaner than porn. i usually mute the volume though so i dont have to hear their stupid fucking voices yapping.
Have any of you guys seen boobs in real life?
If you have, stories pls
If not, what's the closest you've been?
i used to run coffee to the beach lifeguard
the lifeguard post used to be right next to the open-topped female showers
feels good man
>Cheap father who is never around
Didn't start as an anime, but Hajime is pretty much me
I'm slowly transitioning into my Izuru form as I am less and less interested into human relationships and more prone to improving my abilities and knowledge
What are your thoughts on nail polish lads?
it looks good on trap women as well
How are you supposed to know what your real personality is when the only real emotional reactions you ever have to things are fear, panic, and anxiety? I end up having to fake all my reactions because I don't know how to react because my natural reaction is a fear response. It's exhausting having to interact with people and having no spontaneous reaction to things and having to try and come up with some way to act.
Experiences with lexapro?
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Remember, generics are not the same as name brand. Don't believe the lies.
Just look at what happened with Wellbutrin--people complained for YEARS that the generic wasn't working. It took the FDA many years to actually bother to test the generic pills and find out, "holy moly, they really are wrong".
Google it, I'm not making this up.
The FDA doesn't even test the generic versions before approving them. They rely on the drug manufacturer's word of honor.
How do you get past the roastie guarding the delicious tendies, /r9k/?
>How do you get past the roastie guarding the delicious tendies, /r9k/?
I approach her and then she runs away
just like when I approach women IRL
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE. I HATE MY COLLEGE, I DON'T WANNA FINISH IT BUT I HAVE TO 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
I DON'T HAVE A JOB AND I APPLIED TO OVER 50 JOBS AND I'M WAITING FOR AN ANSWER BUT I DON'T WANNA WORK, DON'T WANNA DO ANYTHING FUCK THIS LIFE FUCK EVERYTHINGASD JLSDOGFHSDLFJKS MDF]G
>m-mm muh victimhood
[REDPILL] Life's a Bitch, and I'm Her Pimp
[BLUEPILL] Life's a Bitch, and I'm a Wimp
What are some jobs that require little intelligence, experience, skills, social interaction, effort, or time?
outsourced to 3rd worlders
>t-they do the jobs we don't want!
Truck driving, warehouse, maybe a clerk at a gas station that doesn't get a ton of people coming in. You don't get a job by asking for some specific job, you have to try a multitude of things.
can jacking of make my dick bigger or make me more attractive to women because I want to start jacking off more
Why am I so nervous and anxious about simply asking a girl out?
I've never done it before and I've built her up but I want to do this so badly.
Just do it OP, win or lose its all the same.
>be me 14
>ask out latina girl in math class on mobile
>she still gives me hugs after that rejection
Do it or else you'll regret it.
>tfw I got a date with a roastie from Tinder tomorrow
I desperately need to learn how to act around a girl and not get rejected after the first date, I've got less than 24 hours
well anon, what is she like ? what did her tinder profile say ? is she pretty hot ? what about you ?
What are some quintessential robot habits?
>scratching strange areas of your body
>shaking your leg constantly
>biting nails or peeling off nailpolish
>making a screeching noise at yourself in the mirror in the morning
>twisting your neck like an owl
>talking to yourself
The more I talk with women, hear what they want and need in their boyfriends, the more and more I loose confidence in ever being able to be the sort of a guy women seem to want or ever being any kind of boyfriend material.
Anybody here know this feel?
Dating is a market.
If you feel like you're not getting enough offers, you might need to lower your asking price.
Alternatively, you could try tapping into markets that you haven't yet considered.
This is all analogy.
The only things that are fixed are untreatable medical conditions and your baseline looks.
If those two aren't inherently repulsive to most creatures with a pulse, you have the potential to get a girl through self improvement/change. If you're not willing to do that, you need to go for less attractive women
>that time in 2008 when you made a thread on an impulse and it ended up getting archived
Following that thread and seeing it blossom was probably the happiest I've ever been.
How to get a gf for 1-2 years until I die, /r9k/?
I'm not in great health conditions, to put it mildly, and I just don't want to die alone, I don't care if it doesn't last long, I just want to feel like a human being for a bit until it's all over :(
This sentiment reminds me of a casual conversation with a group of coworkers not to long ago. The subject of the "bucket list" was broached: that number of experiences one wants to have before death comes and ushers one back into oblivion, making all of those experiences moot. Death murders both joy and sorrow in equal measure.
There were the usual answers of travelling the world, or skydiving, or any number of exotic experiences that seem precious precisely because they are so unusual.
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Lost my virginity two days ago