>Tfw have achieved perfect facial symmetry and a decent jaw line with daily exercises
We're all gonna make it guys.
>tfw skin has been getting progressively smoother, more taut, and my pores have been closing up ever since using the steam room 3x a week and
taking some possibly sketchy experimental bodybuilding supplements
Tfw cuddling with gf after being apart for 3 months
Fembots, what does this feel like?
Dubs decides which I eat tonight. Don't feel like leaving my room because campus is having a big game and normie are acting retarded, plus it's snowing and I don't want to go out.
What are your hobbies?
Should be obvious. I play a lot of console games. I actually like sports games. I like to play Madden franchises and role playing a lot as a head coach or general manager. I've had my Mom take me to the library to print out big laminated playbook call sheets like head coaches hold at games. I got a big white board for Christmas last year that I got on the wall in the basement and I got draft boards and scouting reports. I talk to myself a lot and talk to my pretend coaching staff and players. It's...
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>tfw both parents are in their 60's and you're only 21
Saturday night edition
It's gonna 404. There's not many of us on here lad.
If I tell girls that I post on 4chan, will they see me ass a cool bad boy?
Now that all of my lewdposting has made /r9k/ gay, how do I claim my boyfriend?
>only girl that shows interest in me
>still kind of an edgelord
>like hanging out with her
>only girl that shows interest me
An ugly Brony weeb girl keeps following me around campus and I'm too beta to tell her to fuck off. What do?
Fuck the shit out of her anon
The fuck are you doing?
Did you vote to make America great again, anon?
Post the last message you received from a girl
Fembots, if you met your personal 10/10 guy, would you let him fuck you in the ass?
not a fembot
but i cant see the sense of putting your dick into the butthole of another human (or animals for all the sick fucks out there)
but then again im a 19year kissless virgin so what do i know?
would you a black girl?
What is wrong with people making choices on who they sleep with?
Absolutely nothing. Most people understand that.
Hold me /r9k/, I'm not feeling very well tonight. Think I'm having a mild anxiety attack.
wanna talk about it?
>no girl wants a guy who's daily routine is going to school all day then going home to play runescape all evening
what does the r stand for in /r9k/?
Would your waifu's dad be impressed by you?
He would b when I showed him my 9 inch cock.
I did that with my last girlfriend and it worked like a charm. Dads just wanna know that their baby girl is getting the pounding she deserves. Walk into that house and as dinner starts you just stand up and whip out that monster for everyone to see. "This is what your daughter gets to dine on every night in my house, sir."
He'll give you a solemn nod of understanding and respect. Then you go to his wife with your cock on rock, and make love...
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hey robots, is there any movie that made you cry?
This Movie got me right into the feels. Never seen such an artwork. I never related to a moviecharacter this much... am i an aspie?
i think i never cried during a movie except for this.
I guess that's the way le cookie crumbles hahaha xD
> Legalise Weed, MDMA
> Decriminalize Acid, Mushrooms
> Ban Alcohol, Speed, Cocaine, Meth, Coffee
Society would be so much better.
You can't make everyone happy
I think we should replace opiates with benzos and amphetamines with shit like khat.
MDMA is horrible in the long term. It should be made by the government if you're saying what I think you're saying. It's so harmful when you're taking it more than two or three times a month
>literally no on in my country, let alone city posts on /r9k/
Oh its so easy for you isn't it?
You don't live in a country that will instantly get you bullied upon being revealed.
>h-hey anon, you're going to be sorry for what you did to me, get him boys
*teleports behind you*
*pssh nothing personnel kid*
>parents go out for the night
>constantly thinking about how some kind of monster is going to kill me
>23 years old
when i was living with this fat bitch (low on funds) she forced me to babysit her autistic 4 yr old. (no dad)
he constantly screamed and it pissed me off so i told him if he didn't watch mickey mouse adventures on the dvd satan would eat him
I actually really enjoy horror movies and spooky stuff, but i still get freaked out when i'm home alone, i go around, check all the corners, behind doors etc.
But i constantly feel as if i could look up and there will be some kind of demon child stuck to the ceiling or something
I always imagine there's going to be some serial killer waiting in darkness, considering I watch a lot of police shows I wonder how much fictional media influences what we expect.
Post robot approved shows, movies and etc.
I'll start with an easy one:
>Neon Genesis Evangelion
Does anyone else have a disparity between how you picture yourself in your head and how you actually look
It's weird whenever I see myself in the mirror or in a picture and it's not quite how I imagine myself to look.
I think everyone has that.
One of the gems of r9k is very plain average guys who think they are 8+/10 chads but are just too 'autistic xD' for girls. It's either that or how fat lazy betas think they are 'smarter' than those dumb shallow jocks. People love to overstate their worth.
Just kidding, but I don't spend a lot of time trying to mentally recreate my image with great detail. With certain chemicals, I have felt like I was getting a glimpse of my true appearance and it did not match what I normally saw.
Who /grewupintheghetto/ here?
>saw my first dead body at the age of three
>my dad brought me to countless crackhouses starting at age four
>witnessed rape, a gun fight, and a knife fight for the first time at four
>first street fight at five
>by the age of 10 had probably participated in 30+ brawls
And now you're here posting anime images with the rest of us, Tyrone.