>yesterday at uni
>our class is having a Valentine's day celebration
>we're supposed to write a poem and then read it out loud, then we pass out Valentine cards
>have shit-tier Transformers cards for the class, but a special one for my oneitis
>a Titanic card with Jack and Rose that says "Nothing on Earth Will Tear Us Apart"
>heart fluttering as I head to my beloved's...
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>one chance in life
>born in Lithuania
>So anon, what are you doing on valentine's?
>Want me to find you a gf, haha?
Honestly I'm a fat autistic weeb , but I know all the nuances of Metal Gear lore . I'm planning to move to Japan.
Gorilla Theory is it legit?
It is the theory that women are primarily attracted to gorillas or gorilla esque features.
Height and frame, big skulls, masculine facial features, nerutypicality (gorillas are laid back and don't engage in repetitive beavhoirs). Gorillas are literally on the gains train EVERY DAY, sitting around all day eating grass and build muscle.
Just lol if you are not a gorilla, YOU WERE BORN OFF THE GAINS TRAIN.
Are you telling me that my gf is the keeper of the gorilla exhibit at the zoo so she can cuck me with a literal fucking ape? I thought she was joking about thinking the alpha male was hot
why not start off with a /cgl/ practice valentine, /r9k/?
What to do about scamming family members?
My mother convinced her aunt to buy a shit pc (worth 100 max) for 500... I am quite ashamed of her. I plan on informing the aunt.
The aunt had her laptop break today (Facebook machine), and wanted to get a new one but my mom scammed her. I have until later this evening when money will exchange hands....
My mother knows well that the pc she is selling is trash. It's an old store pc, for running the cash register and email etc.
This is almost making me physically ill from the guilt and shame. I have to stop my mother.
She is cool, but poor. She is spending all her saved up money on the pc. My mom has told her it's the best you can get for 500. It's a real dick move from my mom.
Post pics that show what you'll be doing on Valentines Day weekend
Fembots, why don't you look like this
Halt Chad HQ, This zone is for Chads onl- *man on radio talks a bit*
ugh ok, state your business robot and i might let you in.
I asked a girl, I briefly talked to, on facebook out for a movie this weekend so I wouldn't be alone for valentines.
She hasn't responded.
every girl I've asked has said "im working all weekend"
It's Friday what do you guys think mexichan is doing tonight?
How to not be the orbiter?
completely avoid anyone you even start to develop feelings for
Post normies getting BTFO
>tfw those apes probably jumped her for that