>to intelligent to go on date with man much smarter than me
I do not want to date someone more intelligent than I am because I'll lose all the arguments. Smart people intimidate me :/
>apply to be a janitor
>fill out every field
>spend hours deleting, rephrasing and perfecting each entry
>hover over the 'Submit' button forever
>convince yourself 4chan's staff are just going to laugh at your shitty application and reject you anyway
>close the tab and go away
see that big, string of text that says, "Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here."?
there's no money. it's a volunteering position.
That feel when never cuddling anyone. Does it really feel as good as i imagine it?
>yfw never experience cuddling with anyone in your entire fucking life
This is what really kills me
Griping her tightly while she's riding you is amazing anon.hearing her moan how much she loves you whilst kissing your neck.
And then she whispers "I'm going to cum". So you hold her tight and go to town on that wet pussy until you both cum together. Literally the best feeling in the world.
Cuddling is the best. I used to cuddle with my ex and we'd talk before rolling over to sleep. Even better is seeing the one you love first thing in the morning and feeling a sense of calm and happiness that lasts throughout the day.
for me, she was the literally the last girl I was friends with before falling into this lonely NEET bubble.
I occasionally cry just thinking about her, I tried getting over her but after highschool, I somehow lost all my friends and social connections. Now there is basically 0% chance I can return to my old self, I'm an emotional wreck and I get mild panic attacks if I have to go out in public.
I want to die but I'm waiting for my life to get better
too busy keeping myself alive
and too busy trying to kill myself
I fucking hate myself but i don't want to die at least not by my hand.
sum up your life in one picture
Got one for you OP
>sleep 18 hours
>wake up with weak legs and a throat that feels like sand
>tfw I'm glad I have to get surgery on my arm because at least I'll get to spend the whole month of December high off my ass on painkillers and eating junk food
withdrawals aren't as bad as not having any drugs
>Oh there you are, Anon! Good to see you've finally left your room! Come have a seat, everyone is dying to hear about what you've been up to.
Glad to see you guys too. I would but I'm in the middle of a game, besides, its not very interesting, just the usual boring stuff (gaming, etc.)
I helped get President Trump elected with the help of an ancient egyptian frog deity, but realized he was an agent of Satan and then converted to Christianity and am currently studying the bible and learning lots via youtube videos.
post progress here
>played soccer today at the park
>out of breath after about 15 minutes but did a decent job defending and turned over the ball a few times
I'm gonna keep running everyday so I can eventually run the whole game
nice job anon, keep at it!
I went to lecture today instead of sleeping
>tired all the time
>no motivation to do anything
>start drinking way more water
>suddenly not depressed
>not tired all the time
>have motivation again
guys, does anyone else know about this??
As a shitskin american i must say I love trump.
Dude's not even racist, albeit slightly sexist.
Unlike Killary he won't cause WWIII.
Also, these beaners to the south won't be bothering me to pay their welfare anymore.
PRAISE GOD EMPEROR!
>tfw you tried spray painting a swastika on the side of your house to make it look like you were the victim of a hate crime but got caught doing it and now your entire neighborhood thinks you're an actual nazi
Fuck everything man. I barely left the house anyone but after this I'm NEVER leaving it again. Pic kind of related.
Ok guys, I actually a wizard here to make your waifus real. The only catch? You need dubs or higher.
Best of luck to you my friends.
Also rolling for my waifu.
please make my waifu real
rolling for yoruichi
Why haven't you made your self imaginary friends r9k?
Who /3amNEET/ here?
I can usually fall asleep quickly enough if I actually try. The thing is I never want to try. Instead I wallow in self pity until I physically am incapable of keeping my eyes open.
What keeps you up?
>mom found the cock flute
Guys I'll be sleeping at my gf's dorm
What do I bring with me?
Hey you guys does anybody think they might love their waifu a little too much?
I love Ahri so much that I've created the delusion that i'm the chosen one and I need to find her souls or I will disappoint her.
The guilt is so bad that I've been thinking of going on a rampage shouting "YOUR SOULS FOR AHRI" as I kill them
It's been eating me on the inside, is this normal?
I've been mentally conditioned myself to finish to Ahri. I literally can't stop myself from immediately thinking about her and feeling guilty when I reach orgasm and it seriously demotivates me from attempting to find someone to share an intimate contact with because i'd feel like betraying my waifu.
I love Ahri so much... Everything I do is related to her, I cant do a single thing without her on my mind wether its making an account, custom character, even just decorating my home with things that will help me feel more connected with her.
>Step dad just got home drunk and is yelling about kicking me out
>tfw I can hear him hitting my mom
Would I be considered a whore if I sucked a guy's dick after our second date? What will he tell his friends? Is respect gone? He's not a Chad, he's kinda nerdy...
How well do you know him? If you can't tell if he's the type of person to run to his friends instead of respecting you as a person then don't suck his dick? Honestly its not a hard question to ask yourself.
I never tell my friends about the all the blowjobs/sex I have, honestly if you're that immature that you need to tell your friends about the sex you have then your not ready for sex lmao.
>there are anons you have talked to who are now in jail
>there are anons you have talked to who are now dead
>tfw they got out and joined ISIS or the russians
>tfw you won't live through the Beta Uprising
>tfw no one will
>see sexy woman
>asshole starts feeling empty
>Lexa schedule a meeting with John at 12 December 7th.
>Yes anon, would you like me to reschedule your meeting with Eric to 1pm on the 7th?
>Oh snap, no make John's meeting at 1pm instead.
>Anon, done. I see that you haven't replied to your mother's text message. Shall I text her that you love her and will call her soon?
>Yes, Please do!
>Okay anon, done. Your house is a little...
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Hey guys, I'm in desperate need of a plan. for Operation Oneitis. Jokes aside has anyone successfully sabotaged someones relationship? I need help. Oneitis is getting pretty close to me, I have a friend who knows her, and have enough time to prepare a plan. She's on a trip for a week. So if I need to set up, I have time. pic unrelated.
>That kid who walked around the school halls in between classes, trying to look like he was busy.
>He wasn't busy, he just had to do something before class started.
>He didn't have any friends to talk to during break, but he still didn't want to be that one kid who shows up early to class because he has no friends to talk to during break.
Yeah, except the kid doesn't want to feel like the massive loser he is. If he goes to class early right after the bell rings, the teacher and some kids who start pouring in later will know that this kid doesn't really have anyone to talk to in between classes so that's why he's always early. Because of that, he always acts like he's busy in the hallways. It doesn't matter that the other kids know that this kid is a massive loser, this kid can still try his best to seem like a normal...
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I understand why he's doing it. I'm just saying he's a retard for feeling the need to.
1. Nobody cares or thinks about your relationships in the the depth you think they do. Thinking they do is extremely narcissistic.
2. Being in class before everyone else is a good indicator of absolutely nothing.
It seems that a lot of you robots want to move to Japan.
Why should Japan accept you as an immigrant?
Has /r9k/ called the suicide hotline? If so what was it like?
I was feeling pretty depressed around Christmas, so I called the suicide help line. Of course, they were all off for the holiday, so I was routed to a call center in Iraq, and the guy on the phone got all excited, and asked if I had experience driving a truck.
Have you ever faced your deepest fears and insecurities?
>they never play
If you fell into the water lingering with piranhas, would you climb up on this pole to save yourself?