Hey robots I could really go for a feels thread right about now.
>tfw have been on 4chan for 10 years now
Why do I keep coming to this place
>tfw you're into thicc black trannies
>tfw most black trannies aren't thicc and most thicc blacks aren't trannies
>tfw becoming a woman fucks up your dick so she can't probably stay hard
I'm a cripple.
Why is our boy turning his back on us?
>got some stacey's number
>being all religious
>you know what I'm sayin
>Got a new job
REEEEEEEE HE WAS MEANT TO BE THE NEXT ELLIOT!
All real men deserve a household twink to pleasure them at will.
itt we post oldfag memes
it's so ridiculous that I even exist. there's no reason for it, I wasn't given a choice, and I don't want to. I was brought into an unhappy existence with no apparent way of changing it and instinct that prevents me from ending it. it's unfair and I hate it
Fembot here, question for all male robots- what does it mean when a guy says he has """romantic feelings for you"""""???? Am not very good with men and don't really know what that even means.
remember to believe in yourself /r9k/
>tfw when life will never be as good as when I first got this game
>tfw hardly anyone will reply to this thread
>tfw you'll never go back to playing sonic 3&k with your younger brother
thanks for the motivation OP
i'm bored. tell me what to do
What is wrong with all you fuckers?
Life isnt that bad
Just get your shit together for fucks sake
It's friday night robots, i'm going to fill in for samson and add alittle of my own mix into this thread.
So post what you're drinking and what vidya you're playing. Feel free to discuss alcohol and vidya related subjects in this thread.
>sam adams boston lager
Shiner Bock. Might take a few shots of vodka later.
Been playing some old SNES games. Worked on Ardy Lightfoot today. Controlling Ardy is difficult. Might try Sparkster soon. Twisted Tales of Spike McFang was a lot shorter and easier than I thought.
I'm having a really bad night, robots. How is it that I've made it to 31 without ever having a girlfriend, without making out, without any erotic touch whatsoever
>this kills the self
did you applied to be a janitor yet?
it counts as working experience in your resume
All robots are soldiers in this life and every soldier has a mission.
What is your mission, robot soldier?
Please help me /r9k/
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Al Franken 2020 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
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>this thread again
Ask her out,
Find out shes got a bf and kids
, but if not above then just be calm and yourself
Maybe my mind is just using some kind of self defense mechanism to hide me from reality but I'm starting to feel like how I am is a gift.
When you're ugly the people you're around genuinely want to be around you, it's not a fake relationship because you can't provide anything for them so if they're with you it's because of who you really are deep down, and with being depressed, I believe the only way to ever achieve true profound happiness is by experiencing what it's like to be in the darkest depths of sadness. Normies can never...
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yeah neither of the things you said can be substantiated. they're just random thoughts that occurred to you that you accepted as true because they make you fee better about being ugly and unhappy
Why are Japanese people so cringey and awkward?
What other names did you have for your family members?
>MY hopes and dreams
robots, do you use snapchat? have you ever harvested mouthpics?
How the FUCK do I kiss holy shit
I can't stand the word "curdling". Literally makes me twitch or cringe, especially when somebody uses phrase blood curdling.
Honestly? The word 'cringe' makes me cringe. It's a terrible word. It was fine 10 years ago, but it has recently been repurposed into a dumb fucking buzzword used by Leafy-esque edgelord teenagers.
>"Cringe Compilation 2016"
I'm Gren myself.
I'm definitely beta tier, I'd say maybe slightly above Shinji tier but that isn't saying much.
I fucking wish I could be Spike-tier, man Spike was fucking mega alpha. I wish I had his confidence, self esteem, looks, etc.
The Nintendo Wii was released 10 years ago today.
Nobody cares about that shitty console.
Although I do remember listening to this kid in my grade 9 math class praising the Wii and all the "great games" being released for it. Time sure flies.
where can i find a bf that won't talk to anyone but me and will pay attention to me 24/7 and will never leave me
>Fuck did you say about my titties nigga?
>It's a "Woman likes you until she finds out how autistic you are" episode.
>Force myself to go to bars during the weekend to try and escape my cyborg existence.
>Women act flirtatious when I'm sitting there , not saying anything, so I offer to buy them a drink.
>My autism scares them away before they finish the first drink.
Can someone lie to me and say it'll work out in the end?
WHY ARE THEY TAUNTING ME EVEN HERE??
WHEN WILL IT STOP
fembot with small dick fetish here.
will trade tits for dick
>Birthday coming up
>Make a FB event page for it
>No one accepts the invite or responds to my messages
that's rough man. have you considered not using facebook? then you wouldn't have this problem.
WHY IS EVERYONE'S HAIR NOT AFFECTED BY WIND EXCEPT FOR MINE
me too nigga. i can hairspray it doesnt matter a tiny bit of wind and it flies twenty different fucking ways and i look autistic when i get to class. no one elses hair does that. .i try to wear hats when its windy.