Being a Womonster is worse than being a manlet. People disregard manlets, but they look at you in horror when you are an enormous beast woman
Que ler isso traduzindo voce tem que aprender portugues pq nao so obrigado a aprender sua lingua e poste uma imagem zuada como simbolo de paz
That feel when you will never find your Ramona Flowers
How does it feel anon?
Disappointing because of crushing loneliness and no hope of romantic fulfillment, but also relieving because no one will ever have expectations of me or delude me into feeling like I can be anything more than a failure.
>how do you proceed
>how long will you last
>what will you do
I'd do about 20 or 30 minutes of foreplay, then tell her I'm afraid of sex and can't have sex with a girl I barely know because there is no emotional connection to it.
I'd probably last about 5 minutes at best, probably less, then she'd laugh or be disappointed and leave.
Why are you "manlets" so insecure about your height?
I am by 4china definition a "manlet" (175cm) but I have never really giving a shit about it. I mean do you guys who feel so bad over your height tall girls attractive? I don't even find girls taller than me attractive, they just look like giants to me or old. Shorter girls (160cm ish) are cuter and definitely more my type and I can still feel manly with being taller.
Jesus there are always shorter girls you can go for, there is no need to be 195cm giant.
Sorry for the misstypes, fucking phoneposting.
There are plenty of grills that are 150-160cm that have no problem with that, most girls just want someone that is taller.
we love all browsers of r9k as long as they don't spam or cause drama. come and have fun with us!
>Be me running for president
>Dad and bro were both president
>Everyone counting on me
>Dad calls in some favors to get me in
>Go on debate and talk about the tough issues
>Chad I'm running against says "Oh, you're a tough guy anon"
How does /r9k/ anons where their hair? Obviously that's not me, but it was the closest depiction of how I wear my hair.
Like this tbqh familio
hey guys im gonna get drunk
talk to me
What kinds of autistic things do you do behind closed doors?
>Tell my cat I'll call the cops on him
full bodied keks are being had mate
What are the top 5 careers that you want? Do you think you will ever become 1 of the 5? Post yours
>Video game lead designer
Probably none of these because I can't do math and can't focus on anything so I masturbate and eat junk food all day.
R9k have you ever spent your birthday by yourself? If so,tell your story
post in this thread and ill tell ya about your future love girl or your future love guy or future BUT KINDA AT RANDOM CAUSE I GET TIRED EASILY SO DONT COMPLAIN
fates will be temp because im temp
i dont know what temp is
k, tell me
you get a baboon
that means that
you might become crazy in the later stages of your life or your future love will
anyways i only see chaos and color and confusion so LSDFFNJFNDRUGS
there fate told
Does /r9k/ like guns and going shooting? And no, I don't mean shooting at people.
>I don't mean shooting at people.
Sounds like a normie to me..
To robots living on their own, what are some tips you can give a NEET who wants to move out on his own?
I know getting a job is step one.
Also keep in mind, i'm not looking for a house, just an apartment.
Don't do it unless you have a stable job/income.
I got forced into the world two times and I even argued I'm not financially ready and each time I got evicted after getting let go from jobs. Parents are stupid and don't understand what the world is like because they're old as shit and still watch TV.
>Getting a job
No, you get SSI and then you move into some shitty cheap apartment.
>everyone claims to be a robot, this board is dead on a friday night
Fucking normies all of you
A-Anyone wanna watch a scary movie with me?
why do girls like getting beat up so much?
Onii tan, I think I wet the bed again.
Dubs and you get qt gf by the end of 2016.
Trips and you get a gf by the end of this month.
Quads and you get the girl of your dreams by the end of next week.
>43 at the end of your post and you get all the qts in pic related
zero at the end of your post and you will find a gay partner
double zeros at the end and you die alone
No "fembots" robots only get a try
>r9k says that women are only attracted to alpha males who are over 6 foot
This is somewhat true. My friends and I are really attracted to shy guys but they never make any moves, so we're just left with the confident alpha guys who approach us.
There was a guy in my class who I was attracted to and I sent him a bunch of signals (looking at him, sitting near him a couple of times), but he didn't do anything because he's shy. Then this other guy started talking to me and we hit it off.
don't you have chads dick to attend to? pathetic good for nothing but her holes whore
Lets watch some movies. I'm not really picky to watch anything.
Suicide memes pls
Can we have a vent thread? Tell me whats keeping you up at night.
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING BOARD, YOU FUCKING NORMALFAGS, GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUTTTT
i can't find anything in this world that feels valuable to me. nothing is fulfilling. nothing feels right. everything is hard and makes me upset. i wish i could kill myself but i don't have the courage.
I've never experienced a family death yet in my lifetime. I'm 21 years old. My great-grandparents weren't alive when I was born. Everyone in my family is alive and that scares me so much. How could my entire family be so lucky for two decades now? Eventually the deaths will start to pile up and I don't know how to cope with that.
Post your voice slut
>inb4 attention whoring rosties start posting here
You're not wanted, sluts
I love you anon (no homo). You belong here with us and you're wanted here. Even though we might never really meet we are still friends
The bar is open for business. Go ahead and buy a drink, dump your troubles, banter and whatever else.
I've felt unhappy for 8 years at the least. The causes are multiple--am balding in my 20s (talking picard level, but it looks awful on me), no friends/partner/etc, work a shit job just to afford to eat and live alone and do nothing, secret drug addiction, burnt almost all bridges in my life. These might seem like petty reasons but aren't an all inclusive list.
forget political ideologies and affiliations and memes for a moment. how do you personally think the world should run? or, if you can't think of or don't think there should be a cohesive global strategy, then how do you think your country (or your local area, if you don't support nations or borders) should run?
how do you think organization and infrastructure should be addressed?
how do you think decision making for local and worldwide affairs should proceed?
should there be leaders, how should they be chosen and who should they be?
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really? this is the one response i'm going to get for my thread?
please answer some of the questions i asked. 19th century europe is not an answer unless you plan to rid us of access to all modern technology. is this what you propose? we also have access to different scientific information than we did then and new ideas and social movements. how could you possibly go back? please explain how you would handle it.
Oh, you meant something feasible that can be done from current point in time onward?
Nothing can be done, it's fucked. Technology, unless some applications of it are literally outlawed like after the Butlerian Jihad, kills humanity.
19th century Europe had a great variety of political ideas, industrial revolution happened long enough ago that workers already regained some of their rights, and it was a great era to spend a lifetime in. You know where things went soon after, so obviously it would...
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It's time to take a step back and feel, robots.
>all those dead stacies
Why would you kill yourself while having life on easy mode
It's what amazes me most. Why would a blond Stacey ever kilo themself? Girls can just be and they'll be appreciated for their beauty.
>tfw this girl was born almost 10 years later than me
This one impresses me even more
She looked pretty cute and normie tier, how the fuck would anyone bully her?
Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it thread. Include initials if you would like to do so.
All you people at W,
It feels nice to belong somewhere and to be useful. I'm sorry if I come off as detached or if it seems I only care about myself. It's not that I'm not good with emotions. It's my defense mechanisms constantly running. You guys are all super nice and great people and I hope the best for all of you. I still have to look out for number one, as things go, but I still care even if I'm scared of showing it.
>no social life because extremely misanthropic the moment I get to engage with people
I just prematurely blast every potential friendship/relationship to pieces because I really hate most people.
Greentext some example on how this typically goes down, anon.