Craziest shit you done, I broke into a Meth dealers car and found a bag full of his blonde meth whore hooker clothes. In there was her panties which I masturbated over for weeks
I called my English teacher a fucking cunt to her face in 9th grade and got suspended for a month
Me and a friend got smashed on Klonopin and vodka and wandered the neighborhood at 2 AM when we were in HS
Me and a group of friends watched another friend's dad get run over by a car, we then chased the dude who did it through the streets for a solid hour at like 11:00 PM
>people have to be taught to not cheat on their significant other
This blows my mind
How the fuck does this shit no come naturally?
Why would someone WANT to cause that much harm to a person they call their "significant" other
It's an intoxicating feeling, when someone wants you. It doesn't matter if you're already with someone, when someone wants you, it makes you drunk, in a sort of way, and you just have to have a night with them.
virgins wouldn't understand
Had a dream again I had a gf
She as a nudist and I chased her through a park and we both laughed
then i woke up
Honestly i want off this ride
Interesting, her nakedness as a goal, is her natural state so you don't have to try. The chase is a joke, but really you already have her.
your hatred of pursuit is killing you
got any more dreams?
Well I remember I had subdream to that dream where I suddenly somehow became leader of skynet but I can't remember much, I just remember i didnt want to go outside because I thought I would be killed
I can't remember any other dreams in enough detail for them to be discused about
what should i put on my turkey sandwich?
>Aren't a virgin
>Aren't a webb
>Dislike Omega word
>Own a Dog
>Are a wageslave
Don't post here
Let's play the game "Mathematician or Very Bad Person"
Post a pic of a mathematician or rapist/murder/unabomber and people guess which one is which
I know you guys are very emotional.
What emotion is the girl in the picture displaying?
Is it just me or do minorities just have it better genetically?
>no pale gross skin
>full hairlines with thick hair
>less likely to have glasses
>naturally just more anti depressed and optimistic in shit situations
>less body fat
>more lean muscle
>more likely to devolop work out habits
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Are you afraid of growing old, robots?
Yes but I'll have 2-3 kids to help take care of me. Hopefully they will have robot limbs and robot assistants by then. Smoking and obesity isn't a problem with me so I'm pretty sure my dick will still get hard. I will cover my wrinkly neck with a long beard. I will probably go balding at 60 like my dad and grampa and cover up with different fun hats. I will cover my gross wrinkly body with clothing at all times and compensate by having good fashion sense. I will try to be chill and wise and fuck my wife once in a while even though she's also old.
How do girls act when you approach them?
Really fucking good, I shit you not. I probably give a first good impression.
They ignore me at parties and social gatherings, but they look real excited when I try picking up girls or talking casually.
>he masturbates to videos of men fucking the woman he wants to fuck
How are you not a c.u.c.k?
>women he wants to fuck
I don't want to fuck them. I want to fuck someone with their features. They are whores. So essentially, I'm imagining an ideal woman, and since I'm already imagining, I insert myself as the man doing the fucking. It's really just a visual aid.
Some people with mental disorders cannot be helped. Like me.. Anybody /hopeless psycho/ here?
Why don't you actually get up and try to get help instead of whining about it on the internet. I bet 40% of the normies you see in the world are autistic, depressed fucks that know how to actually cope with their pain and suffering.
Robots, fembot here...the other night, I went out on a date for the first time in years. It actually went really, really well he walked me to my car afterwards, and then he kissed me goodnight. It was even a pretty long kiss, and ngl it was a huge turn-on. But the he called me by the wrong name. He got the first letter right, and I guess they're both equally unique, and I laughed it off. He immediately said "shit" and gave a heartfelt apology, but it's seriously getting to me. Should I let it go?
Inb4 noods and/or feet. This is a first for me and I...
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Dubs dubs dubs
If you think the getting the name wrong was an innocent mistake and you still have a chance at a future, cool.
If you think he honestly doesn't give a shit you know what to do.
In fact, you already knew all that, the better question is why would you make this thread?
Hey. I've been going on r9k since I was 15, lol. And recently a friend of mine killed himself, I see so many threads here about depressed people and how no one would give a fuck if they died. It's not true, a lot do. And it hurts man.
Just making this thread so people can maybe get stuff off there chest and realize there is more :(
Pic related. The emojis seen were sent the day he died. Edited out but basically says "anon you were always a friend"
Yeah that sucks.
I recall more than 24 years ago I thought my life was ruined the girl I love didn't love me back. I felt I had nothing to live for, all I had thought about for years was her and here I was completely heartbroken.
4 years later I met a girl who I have now been with for 20 years and have three wonderful children with.
Why are there so many submissive men but very few dominant women?