hey r9k, what's your favourite music to listen to when you're feeling sad
i love me some 80s post punk, mainly joy division
Red flags for friendships
>they say yes to everything you say
>does not like going outside
>will not have a drink with you
>will not actively make plans with you
>asks for money more than twice a month
>can not take banter or locker room talk
>is mean to his/her pets
I could slaughter one and not feel a single shred of empathy
Yep, and I am also aware of my animalistic tendencies. Being an outcast has gave me wisdom from looking down at the human race and observing their behaviors.
Unfortunately, my thoughts are focused inward, so I am not able to use this to my advantage and manipulate other humans.
How much boob is too much boob anons?
>has own apartment
>government paid for
>disability for anxiety
>"service" dog for emotional support
Can't get any better than this
It certainly can
>not a fembot
>no job because I already said I'm a neet you fucking idiot
>disability for depression & anxiety
>don't need food stamps
>cat because I'm not a pleb tier human
Is this too much ass?
What do you think?
Can god commit suicide?
Don't mind this Lain I left right here. She is just on her way to page 10.
Is happiness a meme?
>the highlight of your day has become finding an image on an congonesian anime inspired image board that makes you really, genuinely laugh
let's see em, robots. doesn't have to be from today.
It's hard to beat OP's but this one makes me pretty happy whenever I see it.
The birthday of a friend of mine, who I happen to kinda like, is coming up but we have never actually met irl yet. Is there any original and unique way for me to wish this person a happy birthday via text or whatever?
leaves nothing to the imagination but y'know it sums it up well
>women don't know what they want
>"no! you just need to be confident and talk to girls!"
>oh yeah, why does your bf happen to be 6'0 and ex-military then?
>"I-I don't know! I just like him!"
yeah don't let it get you down comrade.
there are plenty of people who notice this shit and don't immediately go into roastie defense mode
I hope things get better for you, I hope you can find a girl who isn't shit and whom you actually want to be with and who wants to be with you.
It's cynical to think females are capable of monogamy in this day and age but we can still dream.
5ft 10, found attractive by a few people but they are mostly nutters.
last night I was licking syrup off a cute girl's backside and then it hit me. I feel nothing, I was so out of the moment all I could think of was playing Rainbow Six Siege with an online friend.
It was at this point I realised I am mostly just a miserable cunt.
There will be good people, don't let your misery get in the way.
>tfw video games, books, tv shows and animes arent fun anymore
What's happening to me? What do i do with my life now?
OK guys I don't think you guys understand who belongs on this board. If you are a virgin and feel forever alone your a robot, and you can stay.If you accumulate feelings of sadness or act beta while being a virgin your a robot. Everyone else OUT! No one here wants a failed normal,normal,roasting,or Chad talkimg with us. All you fags need to go back to /b and /soc. IDGAF if you feel sad after losing your virginity you are a failed normie and need to find a new board. Ty from a khv.
So a guy who's in uni, has friends and is pretty much a normal person is a robot because he hasn't been inside a vagina? You're obviously very young and a failed normie yourself. Stop adjusting the definition of a robot to what fits you best.
>Daddy, why does the neighbour's grandpa like to sunbathe nude in their front yard?
How long did it take you to lucid dream?
I have tried doing it on and off for years. It usually goes like this:
>get really motivated after reading something about lucid dreaming online
>read up a lot on all different methods
>start writing a dream journal
>at first only remember few and short dreams
>in the next couple of weeks the dreams get longer and more vivid
>until after about three weeks to a month in and it completely...
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who /appliedforjanitor/ here?
>Match with cuties
>They actually respond
>It is going well
>I get excited because it goes well
>I spam their assess off and have a 1 - 5 message ratio
>This happens everytime
>They probbaly get annoyed or scared and stop replying
How do I keep my cool and prevent from writing too much?
>How do I keep my cool and prevent from writing too much?
By keeping your cool and not writing so much. What? do you have no fucking self-control or what? Just use a 2 minute rule between each message.
>contemplate what I would write in my suicide note
>realize that I can't think of anything worthwhile that I could say to justify my actions
I am so fucking pathetic. I guess my suicide note will just consist of me saying that I did it because I was lonely.
As many of you know, there is an increasingly invasive roastie presence on our board. Now they don't even try to fit in, fembot feels threads are all too common, and there's no sign of it ever slowing down as thirsty betas continue to feed them.
I used to comment on every roastie thread, making sure she knows she's unwanted and a cunt, but I don't think that helps, as it still gives her attention that she craves, even if I sage.
I think the solution is to just ignore those threads, and counter and flood them out by replying and rewarding high...
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Why did my buddy kevin do this? I saw the movie and failed to get why did he kill the family and others. Was it to make his mother's life more miserable?
Also, my recommendation for today is we need to talk about kevin
Also, kek at this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F02v-_L8VI0
This world is a fucking joke.
Where are all the interesting people?
Where are all the people who're supposed to make life worthwhile?
>they don't exist
Not enough drugs could help me see a brighter side, life is nothing but a dull sequence of unconnected events with no fucking meaning.
Nothing is worth it and I may as well just end it all.
guess my thread didn't provide an easy route for discussion
How was your day, anon?
wagelet genocide when?
Serial killer wannabe thread.
Does anyone else just run simulations through their head on how they would go about a successful murder?
So far I haven't been able to come up with one.
I wanna kill people (normies) but i don't want to die
So i just keep making plans and they will get me killed so no
>4 page paper due in 6 hours
>only did 1 page and now I'm all out of ideas cause I didn't read the book
Why are so many black qts getting colonised these days?
Man those are some of the uglier black girls I hate bantu bitches, only David Bowie got it right.
This is to all the true robots here. Normal people don't need to read or reply to this.
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you okay. You're all a bunch of creeps. I hate to break it to you but if you're over 20 years old and you've never had a girlfriend it's probably your fault. Face it there's no hope. Contrary to what you losers think the world is actually a pretty fair place. If you're a virgin it's probably your own fault. You're probably some kind of school shooter, creep, rapist, weirdo, pedophile, stalker, or repressed cereal killer and the girls can sense it. Girls can sense these things man. They can see the red flags. Just look in a mirror lol. No girls wants a loser. They'd rather smoke weed with an alpha like me who can take care of them. You're being screwed out of that normal human experience and no one cares. Go kill yourself. No one will cry or miss you. You probably won't even get an obituary. Go cry. You're creepy, you make women feel uncomfortable, do the world a favor okay.
tl;dr You're screwed. No amount of intelligence, dedication, or hard work can salvage it. You'll never even land a fat ugly chick. It's called genetics which you don't have. You could be a millionaire and girls would still reject you because you have creepy genetics. Stay away from all women.
>the world is actually a pretty fair place
>It's called genetics which you don't have. You could be a millionaire and girls would still reject you because you have creepy genetics
Way to cotradict yourself, asshat
Have you ever been banned from 4chan? Why did you get banned and what did you do with your time?
>Make a thread asking if you would ever consider bestiality
>Thread is extremely civil with opinions on both sides
>Get banned for discussing something illegal in the US
Technically, it's legal in my state, but yeah, no more horse fucking threads.
>Spend the month lurking on /r9k/ without saying anything, like the kid too shy to talk at the party
I occasionally post loli porn on /a/ if there's a shit thread that need to be deleted. If it's a thread about an anime reviewer on youtube for example.
Sometimes I get banned, sometimes I get away with it.
Also reposted a webm where a guy came in a sleeping girls mouth. Was oc by some Anon from /b/ and it was his step daughter apparently. Got banned for kiddy porn even though you only see her lips.
Would you be willing to date someone who obviously settles for you?
Would you be okay with investing in a relationship where your partner thinks of you as "better have him/her than nothing"?
I was honestly wondering about that and I am not sure about being able to date and be happy in such case.
>Would you be willing to date someone who obviously settles for you?
>Would you be okay with investing in a relationship where your partner thinks of you as "better have him/her than nothing"?
No because i'm not desperate for relationships.