Just got diagnosed faggots, what about you?
>hungry as fuck out of no reason
>go kitchen to get me some dines
>mfw no dines left
>mfw my family wants me to starve
If only I could order my dines somehow somewhere...
Who /golf/ here?
Is golf the ultimate robot sport?
>play by yourself
>keep your own score and work to improve
>enjoy outside and fresh air
>qt cart girls bring you water
>no black people around to cuck you
From where I see it, golf doesn't have any normies and things are great.
Trying to learn. I have high anxiety that is constant in my life. The only downside of golf for robots like me is that if I hit a bad shot in from of people I can get easily rattled. The moment that happens I hate being there and want to leave. If the course is empty I'm cool.
>Be 23 KV
>Let like 20 matches in 2 months
>Post in /Soc/ Tinder thread for help
>You look great bro
>You must get laid all the time
>You look great man
dont feel bad. my family and several female cousins have told me Ill have to beat women off with a stick.
Never had a gf, tinder matches never amount to anything, only thing i beat is my meat.
Post the pics you used you fucking faggot. Also, do you live in the boonies or in a big city? What did your bio say? This is as bad as those threads asking for technical help and then saying "nvm I fixed it, lock thread pls :)"
>tfw falling in love with a fat girl
God dammit I have 422 tinder matches full of qt's and the only one to actually catch my eye is a nerdy fat girl I super liked by accident. Gave me her number and now she's capturing my heart with her warm soul.
Just one question? Why would anyone orbit a woman. I hear you guys mention "oneitis" and it makes me cringe so hard i could die.
>pic related, its the shoes my gf bought me with the gift card one of her orbiters sent her for Christmas
I don't orbit any women. I don't have any friends at all to start, and women scare me because I think they all secretly despise me and think I'm ugly. I would never be a beta orbiter though, and I think buying things for them and being a shoulder to cry on is retarded and not a good way at all in an attempt to get in a relationship as well as fuck.
Who here future lawyer?
It is my goal to become a laywer and use my law degree to harass my enemies. I have roughly a dozen personal enemies and I would love to get revenge but no go to prison. I occasionally get random anonymous calls from them over the phone and they tell me to fuck myself then hang up.
I'm in a good college for an administration degree that is highly specialized. And I am determined to get good grades and I am going to 4 year college.
Anyone else /futurelawyerhere/
I plan on getting all A's in my classes and Bs in my math classes. I will work first then study for the LSAT for a year.
I'm actually getting a useful degree without law school. So I can have useful career without law school and ill be fine even if I don't have law job right away.
Have any robots gone clubbing?
Share your stories, /r9k/
I'll post mine if there's interest
>be bedroom dj
>Decide to stream some of my mixes live
>Get a dozen or so viewers each time
>About 6 months after I started this get email from local promoter
>Want me to play music at local club. Could turn into residency
>I'm a socially awkward 4/10
I ultimately decided to do it. Was a living...
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Just sent GF a pic I posted of her in front of a cock about 3 times my size.
Her reply was "omg that's disgusting! Can you imagine that thing? :x how would you even?! Haha that's actually sorta hot :-o"
I havnt even replied back yet cos why even fucking live?
Haven't seen a comfy thread in a while...
Post comfy pics, tv shows, movies, videos, movies, foods, drinks, vidyas and whatever else you find comfy.
It's pretty late here.2 am.
I'll dump my comfty wallpapers
How was your day guys?
OP here. Right now I'm snuggled up in blanket with https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=gBb7M-Dbcrg playing on my tv while playing animal crossing. Top tier comfy.
Since all you pathetic sacks of fuck want to kill people, why don't you enlist in the military and do it that way?
>you will never have an adorable, perfect little sister to hug, who brings joy and happiness to you forever
>or a daughteru who does the same thing
>everyone here can only sexualize girls and never just wants to just hug them and pat their heads
If any of the following is your favorite character, you're a normie and you need to LEAVE
If you fap to this character you are a normalslime and should terminate your life immediately.
>bored all day everyday
>no motivation to do anything
>gaming alone is boring now
>no gaming buddy
>talk to almost no one at school
>come home a crash onto my bed everyday
>no girls to text
>every social thing I try to do never works
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Just try doing the exact opposite for a few days. If your life is pretty much shit then you have nothing to lose by putting yourself out there. You seem pretty bothered by the state your life is in, why not try to change it?
Optimist Costanza doesn't last long. He eventually reverts, just as OP would if he did the opposite.
Sounds like OP needs a good clan or guild.
Maybe dota2 chat channels for team search, join a team and try to play with them every time they go. It takes effort to find friends. It's easy online, you just ask them if they need another and usually you'll get an invite if you're any kind of good. If you're bad there's noob guilds too, or ask them to coach you a match if they are bored.