>tfw big asses are considered attractive to all races and now white girls have to photoshop their ass big
>are considered attractive to all races
Not true, that's just for ethnics.
The civilized man prefers tits.
But of course the civilized man is just getting extinct in a global chimpout.
>hear praise about Rick and Morty
>"hmm i might check that out"
>Summer: "Oh my God!"
>Rick: "Mm, there is no God, Summer. You got to rip that band-aid off now. You'll thank me later."
Fucking really? First fucking episode and he shoves fedora shit in my face? Literally Reddit: the show. Fuck Reddit and Memey.
Benefits to joining the army:
> Feeling of self-worth
> Get in shape
> Chance to die and actually be called a hero
Why haven't you joined up yet?
>I wake up every evening
>with a big smile upon my face
>And it never feels out of place
>And you're still working
>at a nine to five pace
>I wonder how bad that tastes
>When you see my posts
>Hope it gives you hell
>Hope it gives you hell
>Now where's your picket fence cuck
>And where's that shiny car
>And did it ever get you far
>And truth be told I miss work
>And truth be told I'm lying
Which Game of Thrones character do you empathize with the most?
Because everyone around him is so stupid by comparison.
Who here highschool student
>"greatest year of my life"
I took the last 2 days off college because I felt like shit, and had the flu. I have slept for 27 hours in the past 36. I have used no electronics and have drank roughly 6 litres of water and tea.
I did this because I was sick and had a sore throat. I still do. But I'm experiencing what can only be described as a moment of clarity. I had to report back to here.
The dark circles underneath my eyes are gone. My eyes aren't bloodshot and my vision is clearer than I can ever remember it being in the past year. My heart is running at a nicer 83 beats per minute...
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why are you still a virgin? Especially in todays Internet dating age?
Because I'm probably autistic and am searching for comfort and someone who loves me, instead of sex
Should manlets be allowed to apply for disability benefits?
>is holding both girls and is the epicenter of the pic
>should manlets be allowed disability
this, this is some fucking bait.
ITT: reaction images that are literally you
GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAR JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HDIAHDIHEIHFRHR HEDED DEDEDEDE
Why is drink driving so frowned upon?
how about some people whose opinions aren't dictated by emotion?
Who here /glutton/?
How do I stop
"Brooke Higgins and Sienna Johnson, both 16, have been charged with conspiracy to commit first-degree murder under extreme indifference and conspiracy to commit first-degree murder after deliberation, 9 News reports. The two girls were thwarted before executing a Columbine-style attack they'd allegedly planned on Mountain Vista High School in Castle Rock, Colorado"
>tfw boyfriend won't stop talking about his new car
>tfw he brings it up in every conversation with his friends
>tfw he never talks about me the same way, even though I'm his GIRLFRIEND
What am I, chopped liver?
Why is rain the comfiest thing in the world?
My guess is because it makes you appreciate being inside. And the constant sound of it is soothing, assuming it's a mild downpour.