>accidentally woke up in the Trump timeline
Hey neet. Watch this for me brb
SJW hate thread time. Don't get too /pol/tarded!
Okay I've been itching to ask this question for a while now but don't know where to put it
what the fuck is with LGBTQ? IIRC that last letter stands for Queer and i'm pretty fucking sure it's been an insult since the dawn of time, plus queer is already covered by the first 2 letters
Do you sometimes have an outburst after remembering you did something cringeworthy in the past?
Yeah I usually say "fucking kill die want to end myself" or someshit
In public I just blink a lot or groan and and cringe up a little bit putting my head down on the table or something.
This is my last post on /r9k/, and therefore, my last post on 4chan.
All these years I've been told by this place that you need cetrain charactheristsics in order to be happy. I've been told by this place that if you're ugly or a manlet that you would never find a gf. I am 6'1" and a 6/10. I am exactly what you would consider normal-looking. Despite all of that, I'm still a KHHV. I thought that I was just doomed to stay this way, that I was absolutely undesirable to women...until today.
I was sitting in the bus today with my friend while I...
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>believing a bunch of autists who sit in their rooms all day and act as if they're dying bastions of social philosophy
Come the fuck on, don't tell me you really believed all of the "red pill", did you?
Oh my god this retard takes memes seriously. Holy fucking shit.
>He believed the manlet meme
>He believed the BBC meme
>He believed the Chad meme
>He believed the cock carousel meme
>He believed the redpill meme
>tfw you realize some normies are amazing
Normies are alright i guess.
They're apathetic to you and almost everything else around them, so there's not really any opportunity for them to be bad people.
It's Chads who are cunts.
Who here /meme height/? Being 5'11" is hell. You're still a manlet and noticeably smaller than real men (6'+), but you're also not ridiculously short like turbomanlets (<5'11").
>inb4 I'd kill to be 5'11"
>hurr that's nothing, try being 5'x"
>tfw sitting beside qt blonde girl
She smells so nice, holy shit guys I think I'm in love.
I know that feel when a
jailbaitwalked by me she smelled so good. Its a mixture of fresh laundry and mild baby powder. I bet its her natural smell.
Am I edgy?
The hole in my wall behind me I punched there
Any of you are nine kay roberts play videogames to pass the time?
Help keep your sanity in check
President Elect Donald J Trump offers you 100 dollars IF you can pull it out his asshole with your teeth.
>Donald's anus is immaculate
>This isn't sexual, just locker room horseplay
>Trump's asshole isn't going to give up that cash without a fight
>You can't tell anyone how you got the money, the secret service make you sign a document to that effect.
Can taking enough of Seroquel make sure that I wont wake up and die peacefully?
If so, how much mg do I need to take
Thats not the answer Im looking, sadly
Why.. Living in constant panic is tiring
>tfw your internet gf tells you she has been cucking you with a guy
>from YOUR country
Guess my nationality anon http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aIffeDRjgZ also let me know what you think about my $$$ idea. Also /DRUGS/ general
>all 4chan boards now use flags
Would you change your posting behavior?
Well robots, I am offically 20 yeaars old today and have never been laid. I don't think that I will ever be able to and even if I did it I feel like it wouldn't be what I expected it to be.
Who else fell asleep to agathas sleepover ASMR? I did last night it felt like I was right there cuddling with her
ok neets let see how much $$$ u got
Not a NEET, but.
>tfw get almost no interest payments from Chase
>$0.11 on $10,000
So how's that yellow fever going?
pretty great famalam
Although bitch forgot the most important rule
2D > 3D
Is it possible to be truly happy with another man's leftovers?
ITT: Post pure autism.
Bonus points for including a backstory
>tfw found my old rare eliza vids
when did it all go wrong...
I just started my eliza folder, any good shit you think I am missing?
I don't know what is worse. My fear of my future or my regret of my past.
>tfw smoked to much heroin throughout the day and now feel sick
I started smoking at 600 am when I woke up, went to school smoked more in breaks in toilet cabin. Now I am home and feels sick. What do?
*strolls uncaringly through a hurricane*
ARE YOU COMFY, WAGIE?
I'M ALWAYS COMFY
*takes a few steps to reach the summit of Everest and admire the splendour of the universe as my upper half sticks out of the Earth's atmosphere*
DOES SHEKELSTEIN ALLOW YOU TO OBSERVE SUCH WONDERS?
OH, DOES HE NOT?
WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE, LITTLE WAGIE, FOR I AM MY OWN BOSS
>match with a qt on tinder
>have a similar taste in music and some hobbies in common
>we start talking and bit by bit she seems more interested in me
>fuck up and show my inner robot side
>she says she finds it cute and adorable
>exchange phone #s and add each other on fb
there's still hope for some of us lads
>Read about another persons success in life
>I become more depressed as a result
Don't get me wrong OP, I'm happy for you. I'm just sad for me.
Why do Asian males and White females always end in divorce compared to White males and Asian females?
white females require more attention and often too dumb to understand most of their asian roots
i know many white girls would go for an asian guy because "they are so hoooot" shit girl, sure you would love to have a husband that works day and night and doesnt share too much with you
How far have you gotten with a girl anon?
Hey, anon. Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard
i havent seen a general feels thread in a while
post some recent feels, good or bad
i just want to read some stories
I ate too many cookies and regret it immensely. feels bad
i will start with something. earlier i used to be confident that i can do all my stuff alone and i dont care etc.
For the last 1 and half years, it now feels like i need someone to hug or cuddle and i am degrading inside. Then it feels like if someone would hug me, i will break apart and cry atm. idk.