so i was at walmart today and they actually sell guns. i was standing there, feeling some kind of relief after looking at the guns and their prices. I can end this horrible life of mine for ~$200...this is indeed a good country.
Back in Roman times it was the policy in certain provinces that any citizen could petition a Judge for suicide and the state would provide all the necessary materials (usually hemlock) free of charge.
The only ones who were denied this service were people the state had an economic incentive to keep alive (Soldiers and Slaves mostly).
The biggest reason suicide is frowned upon so greatly today is the conception of suicide as "Self Murder" and a mortal sin against the christian God that arouse in like the 15th century. Before that suicide was often a matter of honor.
I've never felt the touch of a woman.
I'm considering booking a session with a "professional cuddler". It's $120 for a 90 minute session.
Should I do it?
Do your relatives pester you about not having a gf?
>tell my mom I'm seeing a therapist
>don't tell her why (depression)
>she thinks I'm in the closet
>Chad is fucking my crush RIGHT NOW
>I'm still here sulking on an anime imageboard
HAHAHAHAHHA...hahahhhaHAHAAHahHAHhah...ahaHAHAHahahHAHAHhhah... holy shit I'm a fucking joke
>tfw I'm gonna end up a kissless NEET until I either kill myself or get kicked out
HAHHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
A girl i know its cucking her boyfriend.
She is my friend. Pretty qt, i actually would bang her but she is far away. She tells me a lot about her affairs. Her bf is an ugly bot she says she loves but she still bangs a lot of guys on his back.
She told me she doesnt want to leave him because they work as a couple (ha) but she doesnt want to stop seeing other guys either. So i think she actually HAS a cuck fetish.
Idk why i am telling you all of this robots. Probably because i liked her, but now, eh. What a dissapointment.
if you arent going to let him know then fuck off and kill yourself for trying to make us mad
Who /irritablebowelsyndrome/ here? How do you cope, robots?
Not exactly, but I am lactose intolerant so I can relate.
Carry generic Lactaid everywhere I go and buy singles/portable packs of Pepto-bismol when I forget.
Avoid all milk and cheese when I'm out, along with anything else that might be slightly laxative (such as coconut water/milk) I haven't had any accidents or near accidents in a long while *knocks on wood*
had any of you anons got sexually assautled?
>Things going well with progress at the gym, even if it's small
>Warmup on a 215 deadlift
>Sharp pain near groin
>Cautious, take a break, attempt again, nothing
>Work set, 225
>Try to get first set up, it's not "heavy" to my legs and back
>Left side of groin/abdomen flares up, extremely painful and makes me drop weight
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>Too scared of going to the gym
>0 muscle mass
I'm not going to make it, brehs
Why not just fuck a fat chick and get the virgin thing all over with?
I have checked listings time and time again.
Even the fattest cow with a fwb tag said that she only wanted men with rock hard abs or some shit, men with monies yada yada.
I'm not paying for jack shit.
Is there a more patrician fetish than armpits?
If so, what is it?
Hey guys serious question here.
I major I the Japanese language. I am a little embarrassed about it, but I enjoy it.
Anyway, If I told you in real life that my major is Japanese what would you think?
I am really paranoid about this. I don't watch anime or read manga, nor do I like Japanese society that much. I have a thing for Japanese girls and am in the closet about it.
Would you have been able to guess this if I told you I major Japanese?
> I don't watch anime or read manga, nor do I like Japanese society that much.
>doing it for pussy
NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT TTTTT GET OUT RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET THE FUCK OUT
Who else here has gotten a nutritious sandwich made personally just for THEM by a qualified Subway sandwich artist lately?
Can anyone give me a detailed description of what it feels like to orgasm through your prostate, or hands free etc.
>Will bump with traps for replies.
Hold your shit really hard, it must be solid stuff of course. When that log is ready start watching or reading porn, as you get more aroused hold and release your anus, without shitting yourself obviously, making that sweet piece of shit massage your prostate. You will cum buckets
ITT: songs to kill yourself to
She is right you know
>all that matters
Into the hellfire it goes.