ITT: your life in one image
please help me
not even remotely surprised that this comment wasn't original
there would be no highlights in the movie of my life
>tfw no op edition
Been a busy day of feeding squirrels and watching Gaki No Tsukai
does getting your dick suck tickle?
ive had my dick sucked by a guy when i was 12. Ya it felt funny. And I was giggling a little bit but it felt really good like wind
This is sad. What's wrong with this guy?
I love you robots
holy fucking shit, why are roasties so fucking disgusting?
Do robots practice good oral hygiene?
How often do you brush your teeth?
Do you floss regularly?
I brush once a day in the morning for two minutes.
I floss like once a week.
I have cleaning at the dentist once a year and despite some obstinate stains on some teeth from coffee and such, they're very healthy
>coworker leaves his laptop open and forgot to logout before leaving for a break
>open up chrome
>go to his history
>ctrl + f "Porn"
How do I confront him about this? And why is he such a careless idiot?
In attempt to "ride the tiger" or master the modern world of degeneracy that we live in I just had sex with an Asian trans I met on tinder
Her dick was the same size as mine(6") and she was taller than me(5'11", im 5'9"). We did things both ways...
I am straight and I was a virgin and I thought this would feel liberating, but I honestly feel l like shit right now. Im not religious or anything BUt I kinda wish I had saved the firs time for a girl I actually loved
IDk maybe im just not strong enough to ride the tiger without being eaten by it
People who complain about "degeneracy" are often the ones who have all kinds of tranny, trap, femboy fetishes.
Just like people who "warn" about sexual violence from Muslims or blacks, often have cuckold fetishes and, after they have wanked, angry fantasies about feminists and cuckolds being killed and raped to death by Muslims because those degenerates had it coming anyway.
who here /niceposter/?
>tell people in suicide threads not to kill themselves
>give informed and authentic relationship advice
>give people the benefit of the doubt
>tell funny posters that they made me kek
i love pictures of womens feet and love the thought of rubbing them on my face but could i just be making it up to be greater than what it is in my head and not actually have a fetish?
It's totally possible that once you actually have the opportunity, or actually do it, you may not like it.
I actually have a 6" dildo that I've fucked before, sucked and shit. But idt I could ever have sex with an actual dude. I think its just some kind of fucked up kink from watching so much porn over the years.
Maybe I'm gay though, idk, I haven't met a dude I would fuck yet.
>Losing an argument
>Report the other guy
>Laugh as he gets banned
>recognize I'm losing argument
>it's been 1v1 the entire time
>start samefagging the thread, arguing against myself and insulting myself
>before long the person I was originally arguing against is drowned out by my own posts
>ultimately I'm right even though I've been getting BTFO the whole time
who s-s-stutter here?
Other embarrassing speech problem bros also welcome.
People never say anything about it but I can tell they're thinking about how fucking study I sound.
How often do fembots schlick it?
Do you mostly use porn or rely on your imagination?
>how often do nonexistent women on this board masturbate
there are dozens of other boards where this question would be better answered
stop posting this garbage nobody but autists like you care
wana know how often i brush my teeth too?
go fuck yourself asshole
Oh this sort of irritates me. I'm not allowed to be mad though because then I'm racist.. damn ok.