>Go to monthly "interview" so I can keep collecting my NEET bucks
>Usually they just sign off on a piece of paper that shows that I've been looking for work
>bring my little piece of paper that says I've applied to some jobs
>Instead of signing off and letting me go back home like I usually do this bitch says I now have to do some stupid job 'activity'...
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What went wrong?
I'm tired of being alone, /r9k/. I don't have any interests in Tinder or Grindr hookups - I just want to find someone who I can hang out with. I have friends in real life, I just don't get enough exposure to women my age who are single.
Has anyone tried their hand at online dating services? What do you guys think?
Don't want to make you feel worse, but online dating is mostly girls getting a shit ton of attention and even if you are a good looking dude, getting their attention in a message is difficult.
And the easy girls are all fat as fuck or tumblr-core. But, if you try long enough you might be able to get a decent girl. But prepare to work for it.
What are you getting your girlfriend for valentine's day?
This may come as a surprise but I do not have a gf.
According to this, chocolate fondue but it's a moot point.
Are you a narcissist?
I suspect most loners are generally quite narcissistic.
I know you're here browsing this board at 3:00 am mister.
What do you hope to accomplish ?
Don't you think you should be sleeping right now ?
ayo senpai who up here?
hit me wit dat mafuggin (you) nomesayin?
squad out here LMAO
>Dropped out of a physics degree
>Quit my apprenticeship
>Lost 15m staking on Runescape today
>Banned for afk on League of Legends
>Tired, lethargic and headache for weeks
>I want to study physics / go to the gym, but it's not going to happen
What do? I'm sick of being bored yet not wanting to do anything.
Any socal bots here on this lonely night?
Yeah we know this place sucks, don't remind us
>my mom up until a few weeks ago
>"You CAN'T get a job Anon, what about your mental issues?"
>my mom nowadays
>"You always ask us to do stuff for you that cost money, you need to go out and find a job!"
Why is my mom so full of shit?
I can't get a job because I dropped out of high school and despite my ostensible education and trade skills my parents remind me that NO ONE WILL HIRE ME AND I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SUPPORT MYSELF because I don't have a high school diploma
My mom does this all the time. One minute she literally NAGS me about how I can't ever find a job due to a various number of issues, like my mental issues, the fact that I don't have a car or a license, etc. Then when I mention the fact that I need to do ANYTHING really, she hits me with, "You need to find a job."
>Be Jeb Bush
>Wake up in the morning
>Instantly pull out a .22 from my cabinet and put it to my head
>Remember it's Sunday Funday!
>"Not today Jeb, not today"
>Go downstairs and see Columba
>"ay dios Yeb!, i made you your favorito guaco mealo for todays Sunday Funday! I also let in one of your amigos!"
>Friends? I don't have any fri--
>"Hey Jeb, could you pass me the milk?"
>See Trump sitting at breakfast table pouring himself some cereal
>"Did you not hear me? Pass me the milk!"
>"y-y-yess d-d-d-donald, r-right on it"
>go to get the milk
>on my way back I trip on one of my toy turtles and fall in a puddle of milk
>"ay no Yeb! I told you to put away your toy tortugas before you go to bed!"
>Columba goes to help me up as I cry in my milk soaken clothes
>Trump glances over at me
>"Jeb stop fooling around already, I'm tired of waiting! And go change out of your pajamas"
>Realized I was still wearing my green guac colored turtle furry costume from bed
>Run up the stairs sobbing and lock the door behind me
>Rush to get my .22 and put it to my head
>Pull the trigger
>Wake up in the hospital
>Trump and Columba sitting at the base of my bed
>Trump sees me open my eyes
>"You've been out for 3 days, Jeb"
>I have no idea what's going on, "h-h-how did I survive a p-point blank shot?"
>Trump looks at me, "Jeb, the bullet was low energy"
>trying to live up to dad's expectations when your brother was literally the president of the greatest country on earth
>get called a foolish guac bowl merchant and lose
I'm still voting trump.
I see a lot of people on r9k reference success in terms of money and I just can't understand it.
I used to be poor, single mum raising 5 kids alone. I'm talking cold showers, 1 mattress between 3 poor.
I've since graduated and got a job, make double the amount of my parents with absolutely no responsibility.
>Still miserable af
I have nothing to spend it on, I get home from work. Watch whatever series I'm into and then go to bed for another day of wagecuckery.
What's all the money in the...
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How often do you masterbate?
Not as often as I wish I could
Can you hear yourself when you talk?
ITT; online relationships
tell me your stories /r9k/, I'm kind of in a situation and would like to hear how it's turned out for some of you other robots.
tell me the story, how old were you, and if you guys have ever met in real life, or how it ended.
got a gf for valentines in a videogame
Has a gril approached you this year?