>tfw no cute baby to care for
This is the sweetest thing i've seen on here.I hope you have kids someday,Anon.
>tfw no poopy diapers to sniff and hide in my closet
ahh things were so much easier when uncle dave and aunt nancy from ohio stayed over with their baby daughter little patty for christmas...
How the fuck do people get fat?
I've been eating like a pig for a month now, and I'm still a skelly. Even tried the /fit/ GOMAD meme thing and nothing.
How much do you have to eat to get to this point? I seriously don't understand.
I wasn't able to start getting fat until my late 20s. Before that it was awesome... ate and drank whatever I wanted all the time. Now I just eat a sane amount of food and shit's fine.
why do single mothers disgust me so much?
like i'm not an edgy person but I just wish their was no welfare and them and their bastard kid would die in the cold
If single mothers disgust you then you're the kind of person who would leave a woman because you don't feel like being a father. A hypocrite, basically.
Those "bastard kids" all ended up here, just like you. Why do you think you're better than them? There's no reason to.
i guess im just disgusted with them on dating websites, and the betabux mechanic.
maybe i should redirect my anger on betas
i wish elliot had went after betas, i mean besides himself
>i guess im just disgusted with them on dating websites, and the betabux mechanic.
You should be disgusted of all women on dating websites, not just single mothers.
>maybe i should redirect my anger on betas
See, now you're learning. Women wouldn't have so much power if betas weren't lining up to kiss their feet.
Even the people here can't help themselves. Somebody claims to be a female and then it's a flood of
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Post a pic of you'r phone homescreen
>owning an iphone
>not jailbreaking it
it's like you hate freedom
outta my way apple fucking shits
How high are your standards, robots?
Would you accept one of them as your gf, and if yes, who?
ITT: we hate traps.
Traps are all worthless and theres little evidence to show that you can be one gender and have the mind of a different gender. A few variations in brainwaves doesn't mean anything. It's a tool used by the pharmaceudical industry to sell hormones and perform operations
>tfw want a cute trap/trans gf but they all like girls or other traps
Is the "Damaged Pussy" myth real?
If a bunch of cars are driving on the same road over and over again, you're going to get some potholes. Same applies to women and their blown out cunts. Where exactly do you think roasties come from?
probably not. I hear that some girls who fucked a 100 guys still have tight vaginas
that being said, non-virgin women are personally damaged, and the sluttier they are, the more they are damaged
>you have $100 to spend on anything you want here
2. Malt Liquor
3. Fix-a-Flat (cause you never know when you're gonna need it)
You guys do know that women dont care about children either right? They dont even care about themselves because they get off to being strangled and raped.
This begs the question: What are women good for?
Here's a classic. Cheap nutritious and quick and easy to prepare.
Why are the majority of racists beta male losers?
There are literally 0 successful people who hold edgy racist opinions.
>inb4 err1 racist but dey hide it xDDD meme
No, this is an "everyone thinks like I do" fallacy.
I know you are mostly betas who wish you could better yourselves,
So I ask you, Why don't you consider enlisting in the military?
Very little chance you'll get deployed to a place you can die, (none at all if you don't go army).
Free college after four years
Simple work, meals made for you, nothing too complex
why don't you enlist?
I don't know, in environments like that a pecking order develops and there's usually at least one person at the bottom who becomes a whipping boy in my experience. And as a robot I'm pretty sure that would be me.
Can you even complain/be a robot if you are rich?
When was the last time you cried your fucking eyes out, /r9k/?
Give me dem juicy details
when I SHAT my DICK out my ASS
it FUCKING hurt like PISS
that guy is such a fucking narcissistic self-absorbed prick
And last night, when I finally realized that I have nobody that cares about me and that my life is useless
beta rebelion now