How do we end sex trafficking?
>you beat off to "that" again
>it was fucking amazing
Sissy hypno for me
Wish I could fucking quit it, I'll go days without it then in class get random thoughts like "I'm a good slut, I need to sit on a cock" then I'll hurry home and jack off to sissy hypno all night
Help me lads
>Sissy hypno for me
Except I self insert as the stud.
Also, I am addicted to fast paced porn with a good beat to jerk off too, not too fast. A nice slow long build up before cumming is the best.
i dream abou tit. and sometimes wake up in the night and have to fap to it.
POST SOME FUCKING GREENTEXTS NOW!!!!!
who else on that /trap-grind/ here? Damn does slinging dope feel good.
you dont know how to use that slang nigga, out of my thread
I'm falling for a robot and he's being a cunt.
Like always, they talk about love and commitment but as soon as they get their self-esteem up, they want you to leave them alone so they can masturbate to porn and other women who friendzoned them in silence.
Anyway, please give me the name of an app that will block all his calls and notifications, I don't want to know he called at any point. I'm not entertaining these robot games and waiting by the phone so he can cuck me emotionally.
>subtle "hey guize im a "fembot" here looking for new beta orbiters" thread
yeah nah you dumb cunt
if you have an android or an iPhone it's literally not required to get an app to "block calls and notifications" you stupid subhuman bestial waste of cum
I just realized I live in complete filth. This is just my bed. How do I get motivated enough to clean up?
>I live in complete filth
What are you a fucking non filthy casual?
Why are normies so bad with money? They constantly complain about having $0.25 in their account or being "broke".
I work a minimum wage job and still have $9K in savings, will be $10K after this Thanksgiving holiday.You can still be entertained each week without blowing it all away, seriously, what do normies even spend all their money on? Whores?
>living in the city
>not living in a studio apartment
>not knowing how to eat excellent with basic staples
>not knowing how to entertain yourself for free or cheap
Butthurt normie detected.
Hey, just got this car for free. (Nissan Sentra '05)
Also got a job finally. Parents are sick of seeing me rot at home.
My question is what should i buy and put in my car for safety? It's going to be winter soon and i drive 40 miles to work on the highway
Post in this thread if /you want a brain parasite gf who would spoon with you and lodge itself deep within your frontal lobe/ .
yea bb boi, but what about dat brain action?
I want Ana to fuck my spinal chord with her liberal futa dick. Dickgirls are best when brainfucking.
Why would anyone want to be with an asian woman?
>black hair always
>black pupils always
>repulsive yellow skin
>type-a personality, hate having fun
>parents hate you
What is it with you yellow fever fags? You are biting the hand.
>not black women
black girls are the natural conclusion to the process of evolution
>One chance at life.
>"Where do you think you're going kaffir"
>*teleports behind you*
>"nothing personnel infidel"
Except he's not fast. Its been confirmed that the guy in the picture has gigantism and as a result has numerous debilitating health conditions. His heart condition alone is making it so that he will likely die in under 3 years.
Do you want online interaction? Then get in here! I'll respond to anyone as long as you post a pic of some sort.
Dude, I'm way too high to remember to post an image.
am i doing tinder right
>9 inch cock
I am literally perfect
>Finally got the courage to ask a girl at work out
>"Sorry. I'm not interested in dating you"
I mean,at least she let me down easy but holy fuck i feel defeated. I spent 3 weeks planning this out and to just have it all come shattering down in 7 words is really demoralising. I wish she could've at least given me a chance.
Because you care too much and put women on pedastals. If you're interested, talk to her and ask her out somewhere or for her number. If she says no move on to the next.
Stop it with this "planning for weeks" bullshit. It's not worth it.
I'm so tired you all you fragile little whores.
Your daddy didn't buy you a pony?
You got spanked in front of your friends once?
Your neighbor pushed you and called you pig?
You are fat and ugly?
You feel unwanted?
You are awkward?
You sound funny?
THAT IS NOT TRAUMA YOU LOSER! Stop pretending that being hurt somehow magically means you're entitled to anything at all! I'm fucking sick of these American liberal losers pretending like they have been scarred beyond recognition. I was shot at, I was beaten senseless many times, I was...
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Looks like we got a badass over here. Wew lad, don't hurt anyone over there, Mr.Mad Man Normie
Anyone else can relate?
>tfw I'll never have a cute muscle waifu
I've never been tested but the memedoctors and broscientists on 4chan have told me I have low T since I have a "soft"/chubby/"feminine" face (even though my jaw is broad/masculine as fuck).
that being said, I like
amazon women, but musclegirls is a bit too much for my taste
I have body hair galore, a deep voice, am irritable, and have receding hairline, yet I love muscle girls.
I also like the "thick" aesthetic. Most "thick" girls are muscle girls with padding anyway.
Try to name one, protip:
also drop steam if you're down to get comfy on DST with a brobot
DayZ mod was some of the most fun I have ever had in a videogame. It was the first time I had gotten enough adrenaline from a game to make me shake. I have stories if anyone cares enough to listen.
does r9k want to fuck their mother?
How in the FUCK do I get a gf!??!?!
Just be yourself and take a shower every hour
>in 2007, age 14
>at a ciber, or some shit
>some friend of your school sends you the vid of "obey the warlus"
>now 23 and saw this video again in /x/
>scared as shit
what should i do, this shit has been tormenting me for years
I accidentially sent a message to my oneitis that was meant for someone else. It was something along the lines of "I love you, but I'm not sure you feel the same way." It was intended for this girl who I didn't really like, but felt I had a chance with. Oneitis just saw my message.
I guess this is karma.
here's the best possible decision you can make
I just got the response.
"Why do you think so? We don't know each other that well, and it's too early to say. What does love mean to you?"
I mean it's not exactly a rejection so...cool?
>tfw you're favourite cosplayer blocks you
How does one fuck up so bad in life?
hit that m-f-ing de-orbit
>be browsing 4chan on phone
>look at notification bar
>small round circle
>get excited that I got a message
>realise it's my music app
How's your day going /r9k/
Shredded last nights rotisserie chicken, fried it with onions and garlic, mixed with rice in a big bowl. Had some pickles too.
Gonna do some PT later and maybe go for a swim. Might learn some Burzum riffs too, been playing a lot of classical and acoustic recently, might as well get back into metal. Also gotta finish Thucydides.
>tfw life just involves pushing through until I get to my designated drug binge weekend every month
Better than nothing I guess. This weekend is going to be ebun
i've been trying to avoid that feel. supposed to get some percs at the end of the month but I feel like I shouldn't. I'm prone to excess. Weed is shit tier. it makes me hungry and sleepy and it tastes like shit. I'd do acid every few months but I don't want to fuck my brain with the fake shit in my area. Drinking makes you fat, angry, and sleepy.
granted pills fuck with your liver really bad but I can control myself before I get to that point
As we all know Shadilay is the proof of meme magics existence, correct?
What if I told you Shadilay is code for "i h a d l a y s"
>I had Lays
How many flavors of Lays chips are there?
The prime numbers of 204 is 2, 2, 3, and 17.
2 x 2 x 3 x 17 = 204
2 + 2 + 3 + 17 = 24
Lays belongs to Frito-Lay
Frito-Lay owns 16 brands.
24 - 16 = 8
8 has been proven as the true holy number (pic related)
What does it all mean?
Everytone criticizes his hair, what the fuck?
Many say it's a comb over to hide the fact that he's bald but that's obviosuly bullshit, first of all he shows in many videos that his hairline is still there and has never receded an ich, second of all if he had no hair in his scalp no comb over who hide it so well, it's a fucking dumb meme.
It is mathematically pristine.
>complain about oneitis, expecting support from fellow robots
>get called a beta, by other betas
Fucking lobsters in a bucket, I swear.
Oh, sure m8. They're all just real cool, funny guys.
Hahah reee amirite? xD
Le pepe le frog!
I met a girl who has a bf but she's really cool, and we've been talking a lot every day. She doesn't usually initiate conversation but she still responds frequently. Not flirty or anything but just chatting. I asked her to hang out with me not on a date but just to hang and she said yes. What does it mean when a girl with a bf talks to you every day and doesn't ignore you?
If she doesn't initiate conversation then she's just being polite. I had a girl lead me along for months because she thought I was some kind of charity case. Hang out with her then don't start any conversation. If she talks to you days or weeks after the fact then you're just a cure for boredom.