>first semester at Uni
>never had any friends in HS, or when I took classes at Community College
>returning students just moved in today
>guys in room adjacent to mine are drinking and chilling
>they just invited me over
Guys this is the first time this has ever happened to me. I can't even remember the last time I was invited to some sort of social gathering.
What the fuck do I do? I want to make friends,...
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>3rd year of college
>have to live in 3 person dorm
>no fapping for god knows how long
>kill me now
>Live in dorm
>Roommate is Chad
>Asks me to leave every second day for hours at a time so he can fuck random girls
>Too b8ta to say no
>Need to do homework
>Can't access room since he's fucking his ex gf since his gf and fuckbuddy are out of town
Living in that sort of situation, how do two guys get undressed and dressed everyday without it being uncomfortable?
Thankfully uni here in britbong operates under a 1 person per bedroom sorta thing. (that's if I even get into uni on my shitty grades)
Can we get You Rage/You Lose going?
What do you care if other people are cringy dumbfucks? Smugness and an undeserved feeling of superiority is a sign of weakness.
If you want to rage, rage against yourself, because only you is to be critizised by yourself.
Nothing makes me rage more than normiebook shitposting.
20130717 024350: http://youtu.be/gUcFVr-9ixI
Abandoned vault room and mezzanine.
>just turned 30
>never seen or touched a chick's boob, pussy, or ass
I'm not going to make it, anons.
i have been on r9k for a couple of months and it seems like you guys are moody and judging by the number of trap threads, probably low in testosterone. Have you guys tried supplements to boost your testoterone
What does kissing a girl feel like
It's fucking weird because you don't know what to do.
OP, I honestly don't even remember.
Haven't kissed/had sex with a girl since May 2015. Interestingly enough I can remember sex, but not so much what it felt like to kiss her. But I can feel her soft flurry of kisses, even now, on my neck. I'm okay with knowing we don't talk anymore. But I'm less okay with forgetting what I felt. I hope I don't lose it all.
Have baby boomers really fucked up the economy or is it just a meme?
Stop complaining. You milennials have no idea how hard it was. Tuition was as high as $400, and five bedroom houses cost a whole $20k in the suburbs. By golly, those were hard times.
>imaginary money/value system
>endless supply of people who will work for less-than-livable wages
>nation of fucking simpletons when it comes to conceptualizing centralized, planned economy ("keep gubermint outta muh pockets!")
>greedy fucks who prey on the above and have no intention of making things better for them. except when...
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> Tfw Cousin is about to graduate high school
> Tfw ENTIRE family is badgering me to give him some really expensive gifts
> Tfw might not make rent
Should I tell then to fuck off?
Tell them how much you can spare to be able to afford rent.
Having to buy gifts for people other than siblings or parents is fucking stupid though. Maybe I'm just jealous of my friend who got $1000+ from all of his family combined while my family (myself included) didn't know that graduation gifts or parties are customary.
Who /ugly/ here?
>tfw giant ugly nose
i'm too scared to ask out girls in real life so i tried for like an hour yesterday to take pics of myself that didn't look horrible so i could sign up on okcupid or tinder but they all looked fucking awful. i'm maybe a 3-4 on a good day in real life, but in photos i'm more like a 2.
this is after i spent the last year and a half getting my shit together, losing 100 lbs, dressing better, etc. girls still treat me as if i don't exist. probably going to choose suicide.
>meet a girl online
>we talk and she's really interest and cool
>she seems to be interested in me as well
>says "send a pic"
>instantly removes my contact
>mfw i told my friend that I like her
>mfw this girl said maybe
>mfw this same girl starts to talk about how hot this guy is and starts to salivate like an African seeing an apple for the first time in his life over a guy
>mfw this guy couldn't care about her at all
You're thoughts robots
early symptom autism
Only thing I ever bought from that damn scholastic catalog
Holy shit! I had one of those as a kid. I lost it shortly after buying it, though. The wind literally blew it out of my hands, across the field, and gone, before I could get to it.
Devine intervention, maybe?
I remember buying some book solely for the pendant necklace that came with it. I wore it every day and made sure everyone could see it because I thought it looked cool and edgy.
Hello robots. I am a girl. I thought you gross perverts would like to know that I'm stuck on a bumpy bus for another hour and I really, really really have to poop. It hurts and I'm desperately trying to not make any weird noise or faces. My entire being is concentrated on this and it sucks I wish I could just go
>there are millions of girls right now stuck on buses that need to poop
Um, tsunderes. You like 'em?