ITT: We post our favourite pokemon and rate each others choices
Archen. I like Archeops too but Archen appeals to me more. I'd totally have one if pokemon were real.
HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING GIRLS.
I know this is going to sound like normie advice but I have discovered something that may help you robots. I've been rejected over 100 times in the last 3 years. I gave up this year and decided to embrace solitude (I'm in college btw). I got into some awesome hobbies (writing, vidya, literature study), improved my academics VASTLY and pretty much went weeks without talking to anyone unless I was in a lecture or tutorial or something. The result of it is that I was finally HAPPY when I stopped giving a fuck about...
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Agree and disagree. Females are repeled if you show evident interest in them, unless you are cute or they are virgins. When you dont give a fuck they believe they will gain worth from getting your interest.
As for happiness, it depends on the age. Most people feel envy or jealousy towards a non Chady happy guy, they dont symphatize.
Source: own experiences.
>be me now
>23, good well paying job
>have a close set of friends
Still feel like a robot somedays though. Anyone else in a similar situation?
Can you impregnate a trans person?
Yes, but the result is a quadrosexual offspring. The world would never be safe again because tumbler would lead a mass uprising to eliminate all of the """""inferior """"" straight-trigendered amorphosexual oppressors. DO NOT TRY THIS.
How am I supposed to deal with the fact that I will never have a Japanese or Korean gf?
Never say never
You will always the chance to move to Asia, get a qt Asian waifu and make tons of hapa babies
just wanted to let you guys know that 'eggman' took his own life last night.
literally just found out 5 minutes ago, our families are close and my mom got a call from his aunt.
wait til tomorrow or google death notices if you don't believe me.
>tfw listen to this vocaroo when I'm anxious
>tfw a qt will never hold me tight and calm me down
; _ ;
How gay are you on a scale of 1-10
>There are people on this board that believe that Ninjas could beat pirates in a fight
Is this a joke? How retarded can you be to think that Ninjas armed with knifes and shruikans could beat blunderbuss toting, rum swigging, boat jacking pirates?
The pirates wouldn't even notice the ninjas until they were all dead. Not being drunk is a huge advantage for the ninjas. They are dirtier fighters than pirates. No honor whatsoever. It would be a slaughter.
let's just sleep forever and dream of quiet lantern-lit streets where it is always cloudy at dusk and raining
there is a place
hidden in the mists of memory
where you are still happy
where the people laugh beneath a cloud of cigarette smoke
and the rain comes down outside
Assume every weapon is equally dangerous. Which one would you like to master? What suits your style dawg anonon?
>That is a nice armor you have there, it would be a shame if i punctured your fucking heart.
>Come on nigger, try me, i have over 6 feet of reach.
>Time to behead the prisoners, no dont call the axeman, i have my halberd here.
>get a job loser, start contributing to society
>nobody owes you love, you're not entitled to anything from society
>Life isn't fair!
>You get out of life what you put into it, you have a shitty life because you're a bad person and you deserve it!
i shaved my balls with hair clippers, without the guard on... they made my balls bleed. but i'm hairless and beautiful
>tfw too gay to like girls but too straight to like guys
>only into porn after 32 years of being ugly/introverted
>literally cannot leer at a real life woman
>porn is getting old too
Hai, anon umm... We're just bros right..? Do you think we could ever be more than that?
How about you come with me, fellow anon...
Has anyone here used supported employment services to get a job?
It's meant for people with mental and physical disabilities.
About to receive those from a place that gives me free psychiatric treatment.
Daily reminder you are on here because there's a major demographic imbalance. Forgive your self
How do I motivate myself to do anything productive when there's so much porn out there?
So I've been sinking into a depressing spiral lately and its been hard to keep myself acting happy as fuck as I always do, even though I'm not. Is this towards the end, when you stop caring about if people think I'm happy?
Well, caring about what others want you to be or think or do is probably a large portion of your source of "depressive" thoughts.
So, in a way, sounds like you'd be curing yourself of caring too much about what your mom has to say about you not having a girlfriend.
Mostly just don't want my roommates to think something is up. Not sure what I'd do if they found out I'm a closet drunk.
Because I just want to be left alone to die and if people think I'm not "okay" then they start trying to "help"
BILL GOT CAUGHT
You will NEVER experience the pleasure of being cummed inside.
>Implying I haven't
One up the bum no harm done and cheese and crackers for afters
>green eyes, pale skin,blonde curly hair and I'm 5'0(I look like agathas Nordic twin)
>geeky guys are always hitting on me because they think I'm less threatening
>a guy in one of my classes who I rarely talk to bought me an iPhone 7(I had to reject it)
>they get mad when they find out I have a bf
Tfw I hate being cursed with this baby face and small frame. Undesirable men just won't...
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>get about 200 feet of strong metal wire.
>go to the top of the tallest building nearby
>head to the top of building
>tie the wire to something secure
>tie the other end of the wire around neck
>Jump off building so that the wire decapitates and naked headless body plummets to the ground
I thought of buidling a jetpack with firecrackers. Enought to take me like 100 meters up in the air before detonating.
All must be done wearing a sonic costume also
What are some ways to get someone pregnant without having sex and without their knowledge?
When did you realize that the only true moral course of action is the self-extinction of the human race?
God damn I hate animeposters
>thinly veiled request for anime pictures
Don't worry I got you kazoku
What was the first alcoholic drink you ever had?
Mine was vodka and 7-Up.
First I ever had a sip of was beer. Had to spit it out.
First I ever finished was either a shot of tequila or a glass of wine.
Alcohol is still fucking disgusting by the way. so so bitter.
>tfw I sucked another stranger's cock today
>He came in my face
>tfw I still like girls
>tfw I've never even kissed a girl
There's any way to cure prison gay?
> tfw thanksgiving break coming up
> tfw not going home for holidays to save up on money
> tfw no car and out of state student and have no in state friends
> campus will be empty
> struck with realization I have no friends in college
> mom gently teasing me about finding gf
holy shit this week has been low. not sure how Im going to survive senpai desu
I been there, and take it from me-
I was miserable in college, lost v-card at 25, awkward introvert, hospitalized with manic episode at 25, plenty of bad memories-
it was worth it coming out the other side. I mean, no GF or anything but I'm happy and I'm glad I could grow past that painful time.
When you're going through hell keep going
do something that scares you, accept the times you fail and try to grow stronger for them.