No matter how shit your life is /r9k/ at least you don't have to go to war.
ironically I'm joining the military to escape my shit life so I can have a future. I don't want to live in the ghetto making 9 dollars an hour forever. I'm 19, poor, ugly and have no parents to take care of me. If I die I die. This is the lot God gave me in life.
You now realize what a horrible mistake you have made
Ask a guy who just spent $50 on manga anything.
>Durarara, Bakuman, Is This A Zombie, Kokoro Connect, Akame ga Kill, and Trinity 7
Are there any benifits to eating "healthy" besides not being fat? And is there really anything wrong with being fat besides girls not wanting to fuck you because you don't look like Chad? But what if you don't care about getting fucked? You can find pleasure in others ways like in food but aparently that doesn't count and you have to eat things that taste terrible to be "healthy".
>It seems like you'll feel worse because you're constantly eating food that tastyes bad.
Not all healthy food tastes bad. It will at first, because everything's relative, but after some time you'll come to enjoy it.
>starving yourself worrying about not getting fat.
You don't have to starve yourself to remain a healthy BMI
Where does one go to find cute alt girls?
So, when am I getting grandchildren Anon?
Why the fuck am I so tired all the time
>meet a guy online through 4chan
>he's a little autistic, but who here isn't
>invites me over to his apartment to hang out
>at a point in my life where i'll just do anything because i don't care anymore so i think fuck it why not
>meet him in the city and he takes me to a shitload of cool places i didnt even know existed
>had a blast, went back to his apartment and played...
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boys i'm bisexual but i prefer women, but can you honestly tell me any woman would ever date the kind of guy who posts here? i have given up long ago
but i imagine this is how girls feel on a date, i dont know
hey you fucking degenerates, lets make a new minecraft server
I cant make it myself because i cant find a wat to portfowars my router, so one of yall gotta do it for all the robots to play some minecraft
>flashback to cringey awkward social situation in the past
At least my ultra autist years happened during a time before the ubiquity of Social Media.
>mummy found my poo farm
>tfw to make friends its required you be funny
>tfw had all the humor drained out of me by years of suffering
since when? I'm not particularly funny but I know how to handle jokes and so I've had good friends before
who's behaviour, objectively, is the worst?
>he's going to college
Not trying to meme, but real adults finished school when they were kids. I'm laying in bed cozy af while some of you are procrastinating homework.
You can't imagine how hard I'm laughing at you NEET scum! once I finish my Masters in Engineering Mr. Goldstein will have to give me a job!
Engineering is a DIFFICULT SUBJECT FOR INTELLECTUALS. Very few people can do it! That's why I'm going to be rich one day while you grovel in poverty!
What do normies like talking about?
Drama in their petty social circles.
Like the water tank conversations at the office for the 9-5 wagekeks.
Everyone is practically drama driven. It gives them a rush to talk about people behind their back.
Or cooking, or about some dumb ass TV show they saw the other night and how it was SOoOoOoOoOo funny. Or a meme that made it's way onto the normiebook and they show everyone in the proximity to try to show that they are comedic people.
Normie's only talk about shit literally you can talk to anyone about. You can only talk to people about what truely interest you when you get down to a comfortable level where you are actucally interested into what another person has to say.
When people talk to me at my job, I turn into a cyborg.
I hope I get a brain tumor and die.
Seems like a decent way to go. Once you're close to death they pump you full of pain-killers to the point where you aren't fully aware of what's happening, and after that, sweet relief from this world.