me: *just came home from school*
six year old sister: *riding tricycle around home and crashes into me*
me: Nani the heck are you doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tell your stories here, robots
Holy fuck. Eggwomen twins.
I think Eggman will be coming to New York if he sees this thread. He has found his mate(s).
Women are literally evil. Women are the REASON men are serial killers.
When a women is killed in a massacre, specifically Elliot Rodger's, it is justified and well deserved.
Every half decent attractive women has strict set of rules that they ALL systematically follow.
1. Absolutely never follow first on Instagram. Only follow back if he is at least semi attractive so you don't hurt your follow:following ratio.
2. NEVER say first word to guy. If he says first word - act uncomfortable, act busy, act superior.
There is a complete ugly kid I know IRL and I looked at his Instagram 'Following' and the poor kid followed 30 attractive girls and a couple Chads and NONE of them followed back. Not one. Hitting the "follow back" button was simply too hard for their "busy" lives.
Girls also created a Caste System. They made 5 levels of girls, the hottest and most desired girls were Level 5, and the uglier girls were below. The girls on Level 5 could wear whatever, however lower leveled girls were restricted to certain clothing, Level 1 girls allowed virtually almost no variety of clothing. Level 5 girls were only allowed the best Chads (whom they gave guys a scale too, most attractive guys also on Level 5 and ugly guys Level 1). Guys were only allowed on their level, so level 1 girls HAD to date level 1 guys. The girls then shared this scale with everyone and lots of girls and guys cried and felt like shit. One girl committed suicide a couple weeks later, doubt the scale was the only reason however. There was some guy drama too I think.
Girls are absolutely evil. They are completely fucking reclusive unless you're a 10/10 chad whom makes the first move.
They're fucking awful. I hate them so much, and so should any reasonable human. Even Chads share this mindset, they are justified in dying as well.
What is an easy, non-expensive yet practical skill to learn?
I'm a 23 year old weeaboo autistic loser with no passions or interests other than anime and video games, I was thinking of picking up a skill and trying to learn it but nothing interest me so I guess I'll just have to try multiple things till I find one that I like.
Also don't suggest coding/programming, I tried it and it wasn't for me.
What's stopping you from going insane?
Not really, I only get frothing-at-the-mouth angry when I see something that truly offends my sensibilities. Otherwise it's pretty cool, although I can have rages that last for hours sometimes and then it's kinda hard to get anything done.
>walking with my mother and brother
>side to side with mother
>there are a lot of people on the street
>there is an obese mother and her fat son behind us
>my brother behind them trying to get to us
>suddenly runs aside the whales and gets to us
>my mother ask "what's the problem with you back there?"
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I do it for lols
If at the mall someone offers me a free sample I'll reply back with something like "No thanks, i'm really gay right now" and just keep walking.
The thing is I don't even react or laugh when I do it anymore, it's just straight face and as if nothing ever happened.
>tfw you see her without makeup
does any one here know what this book is about.
need help pls
a faggot who is in middle school, and must do a report on shitty book, so he goes to a mongolian sexual deviance image sharing center to ask a large amount of autistic adults, instead of using google.
A riveting read
>meet a guild of cool people in an online videogame
>"this guild requires use of a microphone"
at least you got to the part where you wanted to join a guild
I can't play games with people online unless it's all with strangers
it's too much pressure and responsibility to be in a guild or play with the same people all the time
These two girls are literally the only girls I can cum too. I watch them almost religiously and can even quote their words in almost every scene. I love them very much. Who is your porn waifu /r9k/?
Anybody else terrified of sex?
Why be terrified? All you're doing is awkwardly mashing your genitals into her genitals to the soundtrack of fat and skin slapping together for about 10 minutes until you lazily slop out a spoonful of white liquid, crawl off of her and then hand her a towel so she can wipe your mess off of her yeast-ridden fish-smelling throat cancer-giving slit before slinking into the bathroom to further push out your remains from her pit of fuck before she spends the day waiting for you to feed her and keep her amused while...
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Yes. Here's how I imagine it would go like for me:
>somehow get a girl to want to have sex with me
>pull out dick
>put it in
>cum in ~5 seconds
>"OMG anon, what are you a virgin?!"
>laughed at for all eternity
My best bet is that she'll think it's cute and want me to try again, but I'm not sure how likely that is
Anyone else a freshmen at 21? I did horrible in HS but went to community college and got As but took pointless but college level courses. I got a decent GPA now I'm at an actual college.
I'm self conscious about the fact I won't start my career or do law school before 25. Plus student debt since I'm going from out of state. It's just that this school has this really specific major I need that actually has a good payout.
its literally normal
I'm 24 and just started freshman year.
Theres a guy in one of my classes who is clearly over 30.
At 21 you literally pass as an 18 year old kid anyways, and blend right in with everyone else, why the fuck would you care. Poor thing! Going to start a career 3 years later than everyone else! OH NO, GOD FORBID YOU LIVE ANOTHER 60 YEARS! kys
How's your relationship with your sister anons?
Mine has gone downhill since I started becoming a redpilled fag from /r9k/ and /pol/. We used to be really close, but now I massively resent how easy her life is compared to mine, because she's a thin girl and I'm an awkward slight-manlet.
It's bad because we used to be really really close, but now I'm just mad all the time and she's getting irritated by it. I need to stop being to redpilled and angry, but it's too late I think.
What's your spirit animal?
I'm solated from society.
I live in a frozen workld.
No-one will come to save me.
Why is 4chan so mean? I still like to come here because I can find some pretty cool stuff but I sense a lot of hate and hostility from most of you guys. What do you have to be so upset about anyways? No gf? Well me too! And I don't care! Learn to find happiness by yourselves.
I find that people on 4chan are much kinder that people on most websites.
Here they have no pressure to be nice. Look at reddit. They're all put on a aura of being nice, but really they're complete cunts. Here if someone whats to be a cunt, he can be. In the same way the truly kind people will remain kind and be kind towards all.