Who's your favorite pornslut?
Pic related, I would give my dick to fuck her one time
What's the point of restraining someone who lays there like a dead fish and allows you to tie her up? It's only real when she's struggling. The point of tying someone is so they can't escape. She's not even trying to. This is some limp dick pussy shit. It's like she knows betas have no strength to hold her down or capture her, so she's just offering herself out of pity. Fuck this is so cringe.
>Masturbating slows high growth
I just learned that now and i started to jack off when i was 14
How do you properly remove yourself from the friendzone?
Not by turning the girl into a gf but by ending or scaling back the friendship. I want to know how to properly do it without hurting any feelings.
>just for future reference
Who /RightWingDeathSquad/ here?
I still can't stop laughing at how fucking stupid Last Son of the West was. Or the time the red haired character in his weird, pseudo slice of life Nazi sitcom (where all of the characters who don't agree with him are strawman), declares how ethno-nationalism wasn't about hating other groups of people, before promoting the holocaust and anti-semitism.
>to intelligent too be fat
AN ANOTHER MOVIE WHERE THE NORMIES TRY TO TELL YOU CAN GET A GF EVEN IF YOU ARE MONSTER
FUCK THIS WORLD
beauty and the beast is one of my favorite films, but i refuse to watch this because it'll taint the image i have of the original. i watched the original disney cartoon when i was young and that's ALL THAT MATTERS! this new one is so whack! :( how dare they try to replace the wonderful belle + beast with some weird imitations?!?! rip disney legacy ;-;
do yourself a favor and treasure the first
>tfw the only reason drumpf won was because of white people
How do we solve the white problem, /r9k/?
O man lookie at you! You get all that news for John Oliver I bet.
You are a despicable meme. You are just as at fault as the rural retards for Trump's presidency. Honestly fucking kill yourself you fucking meme.
Liberal fascism catalyzed the right wing fascists. Kill yourself faggot
>tfw Indian with yellow fever
>I still go to school
>there is a group of emo chicks passing by
>hear them talking:"life is shit" or "I wanna die."
>trump gets elected for president
>the next morning I see these chicks again
>"Ooh shit no, Trump is president now. WW3 inbound we all gonna die, I'm so afraid."
These people can't be real
>"HAHA Trump is president I'm dead inside"
You don't even KNOW you fucking normies
How do I make it to where I'm excited to wake up in the morning? I've been sleeping for the past 10 hours and I want nothing more right now than to go back to bed.
I recently broke out of this cycle by sleeping some place other than my room for a few days straight. Try sleeping on the couch in the coldest room in the house. You should wake up early. Try to resist the temptation to go to your bed after you wake up, but if you fail to resist, it isn't the end of the world, you are still one step closer. Just don't repeat the same mistake the next day.
I just want to be loved and desired by someone. To be hugged and accepted for what i am, to be good enough for her.
A little. It'd be nice to have someone care about me, but in the end it doesn't matter too much. I've been a recluse for 8 years now and for the past 2 have been reinventing myself. Once I'm "normal", it'll be nice to experience a relationship and have someone care about, but in the end I know it won't last. People care too much to be desired by others, so once they get bored of their current lover, they move on to another. I just want people to think I'm normal more than...
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I have so much love to give, but no one wants it, I feel so undesirable, every day I think about just ending it.
what the fuck are you doing please die this is not your place get out you fucking cunt you are a sick man please leave her alone please she is just a kid you are a grown man A FUCKING GROWN MAN GROW THE FUCK UP
fuck i regret reuploading those videos what the fuck is this guy's issue
give me info
good morning guys currently in business class, what are you up too ?
at home today. Don't have college or work.
I'm fucking starving though. I haven't eaten since lunch yesterday and it's now almost 12 pm but I don't have food.
Is it weird if i get white bread and put spaghetti sauce and cheese on it in the microwave to make poverty pizza?
what kind of surgery anon ? what happened
>turbo-omega-robot aka. Autismus Maximus
>living in Germany, where prostitution is legal
>not a single prostitute I saw is anywhere near good looking, 3/10 max.
W H A T T H E F U C K
>tfw phimosis caused by scarring of the foreskin possibly by forced retraction or inflammation in childhood
How do I fix this? JIDF please leave
>at a party, been invited by a normie him close to "chill" along with his friends
>I've been mostly quiet, I'm not used to be with this many people around
>conversation topic comes and goes I follow but I don't participate
>now they speak about Inception. Sort of argue about whether the topic of the movie is original or not
>"and you, Anon, what do you think" said the local Chad
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I refuse to believe this is real.
I could see myself fucking up like this desu
What does it mean if I'm a straight guy, but when I look at this gif, I like to imagine myself as the female? Like just look at her face, imagine being absorbed into the pure ecstasy of the BBC.
I am 26 and I have never had a girl attracted to me, am i too ugly for a gf?
I'm painfully in love with a girl that sits in front of me in my philosophy class. She read a short story in class and it really spoke to me. I've never approached a girl before, but I feel I need to talk to her. I've been told I'm above average looking (decent jaw) but I have mild acne and am only 5'8 if that changes anything. Please help me guys
Is fapping to traps gay?
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Watch this Aryan sex master slap around his azn sub while her cuck azn bf watches
Asian pussy was made for white dick
More evidence of the superiority of the white race. Why do Asian """"men"""" even bother competing?
THIS FAT UGLY FUCKER CAN GET LAID AND I CAN'T???
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
PLZ BE MY GF
why do i turn into a fucking alpha male when i'm drunk
Hello respectable wizards of /r9k/, do you still feel desperate sometimes?
All of the time. But its pointless because I'm not even bottom of the barrel anymore. I'm not even in the barrel, I've been taken out and tossed in the trash can. No girl, even a 400 pound 1/10 burn victim with 20 cats is out of my league.
I've got 3 kids I never see. The only social contact I ever have is at Boxing and Brazilian Jiu jitsu..Ex convict who can't get a job and lives with mummy and sleeps on the sofa. Desperate isn't the word
>Finally managed to get a boner from twinks after months of training my body to respond to gay things
the effort is finally paying off
does anybody here play online poker? can you make a good profit with it? I watched a video by some youtube guy and he said how he lived just off playing poker for a minute but he had to play many games at the same time and piss in bottles cause you lose money when you leave
the house always wins anon. the only people who make a long term profit off of gambling are the people running the casinos, online or offline.
this is why they exist.
if you want money, get a job. dont ruin yourself with shit like this thinking *you* are somehow smarter than everyone else and can cheat the system. this is exactly the mindset they prey on.
im not exaggerating. gambling can ruin your life, especially if youre boredand mentally instable. do not start.
I just got a new computer, and I lost all my folders since the old computer shit the bed completely.
so let's have a good old reaction image thread.
Post your favorite most robot shit.
I find this one really amusing, not sure exactly what makes it so funny
This is my fav one.
The laugh when your mocking someone completely devoid of intelligence
Does anyone have guides on how to use drive thrus for food.
A script of what to say to practice etc. Simple combinations of food to ask for that they have, back up set in case that is unavailable.
Is it ever ok to just take it, if the chance arises?
It doesn't seem like there's any other options if you're a robot & want to get laid
What kind of pathetic failed normalfag would abandon principles and the road to wizardry like that?. You'd pretty much be succumbing to the normalfag desire to put your dick in someone.
Would any girl date 30 year old NEET? I have no standards at all. Zero. I would get a job and do whatever would make her happy. I just don't want to die alone.