you do understand that the solution to all your problems is lifting right?
if so, why aren't you doing it?
pic related, it's me. I lost my virginity at 26, I started lifting at 24.
>just lift bro
face height frame is everything anon, without some combination of the three you're effectively barred from sexual pleasures in 2016. Predominantly due to the sheer severity of female hypergamy nowadays, that is, females collectively dating males out of their ugly. I often see ugly females with chad. I very rarely, if ever, see an ugly male with a stacey. Lifting will only add to your sex appeal if you have some genetic merits to begin with.
i don't appreciate your lies
Hey robots, 23y old male here. I match all the traits of a pyschopath, and got an appointment booked next week for some tests and have a question for any of you that got tested or know anything about this. Hypothetically if i passed and was a dangerous pyschopath what would they do? Could they throw me in a mental asylum and throw away the keys?
>Hypothetically if i passed and was a dangerous pyschopath what would they do?
psychopaths aren't automatically dangerous
>Could they throw me in a mental asylum and throw away the keys?
you can only be put away against your will if you pose an immediate physical threat to yourself or other people. emotional carnage and ruining lives for fun or revenge means nothing to them so unless you also have a thing for killing, you're probably going to be fine.
>tfw no bf to cuddle and whisper goodnight to
>tfw no gf to hug
I have a question that is really directed to all of /r9k/. Maybe I'll make a thread later.
How can you crave something you've never experienced?
I have to admit, pre-sleep cuddles are the best, but I only know because I've had a bf before. Maybe you have had one too, but I think the majority of robots that say "tfw no bf/gf" have never had one before. Before I had one, I had no real craving for anything of this sort, so I find it strange how people who have never experienced it...
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What are your kinks, /r9k/?
Either sadism or complete sub and at least sub fantasies don't make me feel guilty.
How much longer do you plan on living for /r9k/?
I'll probably be around for 20 more years, until everyone I love is dead. Then I'll kill myself too since I have nothing else to live for.
I think I'll off myself at about 80 so I can die on my own terms. Actually dying over the course of six months to a year like most people in old age sounds terrible. I don't want to have a fucking heart attack. Shit would suck.
Depends on circumstances, really. If I'm not well off by the time I'm 25, or at least heading in the right direction and only need a couple more years, I'll just blow my brains out. If life goes well, I'll just wait until whenever my body starts to noticeably deteriorate to do it.
GOD I FUCKING HATE DEMOCRATS. DISGUSTING.
HE STOPPED REPLYING
THAT MEANS I WON
>tfw to intelligent to keep replying after I've already won an argument.
How do I score a hot muslima wife as a white midwesterner?
If you live in a first-world country and aren't severely disabled or diseased, you have no right to be "depressed".
Another night alone
When will it end?
Geez, how stupid can people be?
In my country some dumb roastie killed her three kids, because she was trying to heat their bedroom, using a bbq grill.
But somehow that dumb fucker got laid, while robots with STEM degrees are KHV at 26.
Anyone here wanna play League and talk to me about getting diagnosed with BPD?
WHY IS DICK SO SMALL WHEN IT'S FLACCID
IF I EVER SHOWER WITH OTHER MEN THEY'LL THINK I HAVE A MICROPENIS WHEN IN REALITY I BEAR A LONG SHARP HARPOON WHEN IT'S ERECT
IF I'M EVER TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF IN THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE THEY'LL THINK I'M WIELDING A FRACTION OF WHAT I'VE ACTUALLY GOT
BASICALLY ANY SETTING WHERE IT'S APPROPRIATE FOR ME TO BE NAKED BUT INNAPROPRIATE FOR ME TO BE HARD IS RUINED FOR ME
I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GO SKINNYDIPPING
My flaccid penis changes in size. Sometimes it's quiet a reasonable size, like three inch, but sometimes shrinks to half that. And I'm not taking when it's cold etc.
Would be potluck if I ever went skinny dipping
>went to the movie theater alone
>paid $13 of my hard-earned wagie bucks to see Arrival
>fell asleep during it because of my anti-depressants
how was your day today
It was okay, I played vidya and now I'm gonna watch anime until I get sleepy
>Trick or treat, mister!
>desire gf and general companionship
>no feelings of anything anymore
Who else /repressed emotions/ here?
Yeah, I do it too.
Everything makes so little sense and feels so distant.
I have no interests, I don't have hopes, I'm not in love.
I like to believe I'm already living as a dead person.
Still, even hero-ing makes poor sense. Maybe I'm too much of a pussy.
>little sister turns 16 tomorrow
Holy shit why is time such a bitch, feels like yesterday she turned 10, it kills me knowing she wont remain cute and innocent forever, and I cant help but love her less. I hope she doesnt realize I am growing more distant by the year
Yeah, my little sister just turned 16 on halloween. Felt weird. I'm 4 years older than her, and my older sister is 4 years older than me.
Ever since I moved out I rarely talkto her or see her and we are growing distant, just like my older sister and I did. I don't even talk to my older sister but maybe once every 4 or 5 months.
I still love my little sister though and not any less. She's really beautiful and her boyfriend is nice and I'm really excited for her, because she is super smart and will have a great life.
dont do that op. dont let that bother you. siblings are beyond age. she should remain your cute little sister even when you are both above forty. please do it for an anon who lacks a little sister and talk to her more.
>What's the matter, anon-kun?
>Can't you handle the sight of a natural and beautiful vagina?
>Didn't you want to lose your virginity?
Why don't you get yourself a goth gf?
if you're gonna post, at least post a better picture.
Does she have leprosy? Or is that some kind of Halloween costume?
More of the original goth porn girl.
What's your preferred method of execution? Pic related.
tell me the first thing that comes to your mind when u see this image
im 25 and have acne and it bugs the hell out of me, I mostly get it around my mouth. I've tried the methods of eating well, clean pillowcase, drink water etc but nothing works.
I want acne medication, do I go to a derm or a doctor?
I hear you man I once tried the antibiotic route but the side effect of you skin being hypersensitive to light made me too much of a vampire so I stopped. Don't know what to do really and I think the scars are the worst part
I was acne free on 4 months by doing the below
Buy 7 cotton pillow cases and use one a day. Change it in the morning keep them clean and use a fresh one
That's it. That was literally all I had to do. No drugs no diet changes. Just change your pillow case.
Backne? Change your sheets.
because im abnormal even by /r9k/ standards but im not garbage
I think the best way to describe my self would be a "that kid"
all my friends are "that kids"
and I need to find a "that girl"
I met a girl that was my ideal once
but she was a 70 year old art teacher
basically I want a misfit who isnt a sad sap
but thats hard to find
>mum is coming to college with me to tell them to set up the system where they can monitor my attendance
>will be riding the bus all the chavs go on (that attend the school)
drop out right now
why do social rejects keep falling for normalfag memes
Has anyone here ever experience parentcest
It's even worse, recently I got to know that dad fucks my mom sometimes.
Sick shit, man.
>tfw it's harder to find hentai than regular anime
how? are you dumb or just actually have trouble navigating sites
Is /r9k/ the nicest board? There's comfy threads and anime threads and people who are chill.
Where do I find a devoted beta orbiter? I can't tell who is a lonely kissless virgin in real life. Do they even come outside or do they play League all day?
Do limbless people fap? They must be really good at this no fap thing you niggas talk about
Fucked my oneitis last night, AMA.