You are a new adventurer, setting off on an adventure. You are given 2 items to begin your journey.
>item 1: Your weapon. must be basic. ex: spear, nunchaku, machete
>item 2: an item of mystical caliber. Can be bound to your weapon to give powers. ex: pendant that can slow time
If you bind your 2nd item to your 1st, you can just describe your magical weapon.
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>third day of wagecuckery tomorrow
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CANT WAKE UP
How do you wageslaves do it? I already want to quit
Whoa there goy! You'll have a family to support!
When I don't feel like going I think back to when a I was NEET a few months ago and think "what if someone offered me $200 to go spend 8 hours somewhere else?" That makes it easier because I just think of it a day at a time. If I think about it until the day i retire, then pic related.
>tfw don't want a gf
Does anyone know this feel? I don't want a gf,but i want something. I don't know what it is. It's not money or any object,but I really really really just want "it". I don't have a clue what "it" is but I'm so restless and depressed. I feel like I really just need something.
I know the feeling, for me I believe I've cracked it. I want to be known by many, without having to be mourned or doing bad shit, I want to be known as the person who is great to get to know, but you really shouldn't fuck with.
God, my brother is basically a feminist now.
>Why should I be proud of being white?!??!
What the fuck happened to him. Ever since he started living in the suburbs he tries to act so smart and act like he knows everything about politics and tries too hard to be politically correct.
He's going through his edgy hipster socialist phase. He'll be fine. If you're worried just try to have a talk with him about what racism actually is. Self hatred is never good. I can't believe my ears when I hear people saying they're ashamed of being white.
It's a race. It's something you didn't change. And it persuades racism.
Hes right though being white or black shoudent be a thing to be proud of as it is not an achievement acomplished by him, a better thing to be proud of whould be taking a ghost shit and not having to waste paper
>you will never know what it feels like to get your dick sucked
You bump into these find gentlemen, what do you do?
ask them to TAKE. ME. OUT.
>that feel when 26 and have never talked to anyone about my feelings ever before
>have just constantly held them inside for better or worse
Is this normal or autism? I do have feelings I just feel uncomfortable showing them.
I think its pretty normal for men, first time i spoke of my feelings was last year when i was 22 i reconised that my sister had mental problems too so we talked together about that shit, but as far as i know people usally talk to their gf about thise kind of issues and for us who are socialy retarded there is only family or therapy
>tfw no russian gf
why bother living
Why are dark skinned women so hot?
What's the secret to stop having midnight snacks?
I've gained a few pounds over the last few weeks because of my disgusting night time binging.
My eating in the day is very healthy, but at night, it's all carbs, and can often be 1500+ calories.
How do I find a girl that will let me be her househusband?
>have to cook (fun)
>have to clean (not fun, but pretty easy if you don't live with slobs)
>have to take care of children (not so bad once they start school)
>your only boss is your loving wife
>get to play vidya/watch anime/shitpost/other NEET things the rest of the time
It seems like a pretty sweet gig, I dunno why women passed up on this.
Nearly impossible because most women want to marry someone of similar or higher status.
This is why so many career women remain unmarried, they can't find men who are good enough for them and are actually interested in them.
>tfw Women are "strong and independant" nowadays
>tfw "strong and independant" meaning they upgraded to a job instead of taking care of the housechores but still want the husbando to make more money than they do.
>tfw also make the husbando do the chores because vagina
I don't really care about the politics behind it, I just want to please my wife.
>spend hours assembling mecha
>cant build a multirotor
What CAN you do, brobots?
>her face when you physically bump into her
>her face when you tell her your fetish
I remember bumping into my highschool crush one day, I was running too so I probably hit her hard on her side, I looked back and she looked like she wanted to cry.
I tried to apologize but I was going to be late for class and get my ass handed to me by my prick of a homeroom teacher
Don't have any reaction pics of disgusted girls so contemplating suicide after having come into contact with a creature like me will have to do.
>tfw had a dream about the apocalypse again
i can feel it, the end times are upon us
I wish I could be as convinced as you are
>tfw you just want everything to end by an hand other than your own
The last couple years have felt surreal, like we, as a planet and a species, are somewhere we should not be. Something changed after 2012, like somebody handed down the verdict for our collective execution. The universe just seems so...I don't know, tired of us?
Anymore it does feel like we're living in the end times, and I used to laugh at people who talked like that.
>Perfect women don't exi-
Who /lost childhood/ here
It all feels like a dream. I can barely remember my child/teen years. It's all blurry and vague.
Nothing feels real.
>tfw ZERO kids in the neighborhood when growing up
The great decider is working against my favor
How do you accept being alone for the rest of your life?
Are black robots "normal" and only incidentally black? Or are they mostly niggers too?
I am actually curious
Am I the only one who, when first heard about it, thought it was GEOGRAPHICAL?
Like, that they're doing some legal shenanigan so the UK is no longer considered part of the European continent?
Then I learned that EU stands for European Union, not Europe...
is it fair to guess you are american? probably. why would you need to know anything about another country when your own country is so fantastical and ideal and pretty much runs the world anyways, huh?
Look robots i made it,i was invited to a club by some normies
How do I stop wanting a gf? Have any robots been able to transcend their inner wants and desires? Or am I doomed to be slave to my humanity?
I just want to be free
You desire for gf is actually a collection of desires you believe will be fulfilled if you have gf. Confront each individually.
As long as you live, you will never be free of it. But you get better at abating it.
once you have one and realize how shitty they can be to you, you'll realize how they're a waste of time and money
So to overcome the desire you must first indulge it. Be awakened by the experience.
Is there a more cucked character than pearl?
>Dedicates her entire existance to someone
>They instead fall in love with a human (who are at this point seen as inferior to her species)
>The character she is in love with DELIBERATELY dies to have a child with the human
>She is now in charge of raising the child she wanted nothing to do with for the rest of eternity since they are essentially have eternal life
>my loving parents are getting older
>as a kid I thought they were invincible
>they're now a shell of their former self
>watching them slowly wither
My mum looks ancient in her nightie going to bed now.
Her parents are still going so it can't be too bad but these feels are bad but hell even my bodies starting to creek a bit at 25.
>tfw le seasonal depression is starting up again
why can't I just sleep until the spring
Love is an evil emotion.
Prove me wrong Robots.
OP is kinda right abot this. You can justify a lot of bad deeds bedacuse of love, even if its only for your self. If there is someone you want to bond with you can destroy everyone else who can oppose this.It can also be damaging for yourself, if you want another person to be happy at all costs, even at your own despair and suffering. Love can be destructive to others and to yourself.It transforms honest poeple into liars. It can make you completly obsessed. In the end, it depends on your situation and on the...
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FUCK THIS SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE NORMIE MEME wHHHHHY WONT IT DIIIIIIE>????
I'm not aware of this meme. Is this about dudes hoping their actions will broadcast them as intellectual introverts so women go to them instead? Cause I tried that for a while and it's a very stupid idea.
itt: we list comfy as fuck tv shows
Post random pics u found and downloaded
I can't sleep, so instead I make original posts that include breadsticks