Your entire life you've been told deeply negative things about yourself. You hear these things so often that you've internalized them and believe them to be true.
I want you to know that they're not.
How on earth are you supposed to know that I'm not a bad person? On /r9k of all places
I seriously hope you don't still believe in the friendzone myth
Betas will use anything as an excuse to avoid responsibility.
I don't know where to ask so i will ask here. I am a balkan slav i am khv but i had one chance in my life to have sex, i ran away because i thought my penis is too small. It's about 6.5 to 6.7 in length and about 5.5 in girth, burgerscale numbers. Did i do the right thing? I mean i know those studies where the average is supposed to be like 5 inches but we all know girls don't want average things and also all the chinks and indians and other non-whites bring the size down, right?
>tfw no qt muslim virgin gf
This is the futures only defense for used up whores.
>Fucking one man fifty times doesn't stretch the vagina, but fucking fifty men once stretches it irreparably
How, Anon? I literally don't understand. Does the vagina somehow "know" that it's a different penis?
No, fucking one man 50 times does it too. But the vagina will tighten or loosen over time to the size insertion that's put in it.
How long could you robots last without cumming if she was sucking on your penis?
What makes for a good blowjob? Is it just technique or do physical traits like big lips or mouth size make a difference?
Most blowjobs aren't that good and I didn't cum from them. A gay friend of mine told me he would teach my current gf how to suck cock the proper way - said it was a birthday present.
After that she could make me cum in a couple of minutes and harder than regular sex.
Gay men must get amazing blowjobs from everyone
>/r9k/ tells me I don't have a gf because I'm NEET
>get a job
>nothing has changed
You don't have a gf because there aren't any girls that have a romantic connection with you. You have to meet women in unconventional ways. Say you like someone's shirt. Make small talk at a grocery store. 90% of the time, it'll end after one sentence, but there's always that chance that it could lead to something else.
who /fat/ here?
>mfw no qt 3.14 green-eyed ginger gf to live the rest of my life with on the country side of Northen Sweden
Is suicide the only option?
yes suicide is the only option really for us.
Ok familia, let's draw. Join if wou want :^)
If I'm naturally ugly, acne makes me look a hundred times worse.
Lets laugh about fatties
I don't need a 44 minute documentary to laugh at the stupidity and hopelessness of the delusional and morbidly obese faggot, I have an internet connection that can take me right to tumblr.
eeew get out of my face you creep! *sighs*
Did he actually start to cry in the third panel?
Serves him right for idolizing celebrities.
This shit always pisses me off. The o ly reason celebrities have anything is because of people like this guy. Is it really so hard to smile and sign your name on something? Are you really so ungrateful that you can't spare like two minutes of your time to make some guys' day? Celebrities who shit in their fans don't deserve their success.
Two minutes for every single cuck who ask for an autograph adds up real quick if they took the time to acknowledge every single one of you disgusting slobbish fucks they'd have literally no time to themselves
We're still here because we act younger than we really are, don't we?
Actually, I come here to make sure that I'm not the only loser. Which makes me that much more of a loser.
This guy gives me reasons to live