I'll draw you anything you want on mspaint
I'm 22 and have come to realize that my mom will never kick me out of the house. How do I go about leaving? Give me a point-by-point plan.
>Tfw you will never be a clone.
>Tfw you will never have to contemplate if you are a seperate personality or your own person.
How do you stop hating yourself? How do you learn to genuinely love yourself?
Dicklets EPIC BTFO.
Even /fit/ dicklets are beta af
Flaccid size and erect size have no correlation!
But yeah, you're still right. Small dick = Joke material. You fuck one girl with your small ass pecker, and then she goes blabbing to all her harpy friends. You're known as a Dicklet forever
Well, fuck guys...
I can't believe this just happened.
>wake up today feeling good
>decide to go to the bar for the first time ever
>walk into the bar
>half the bar turns their head to look at me
>stiffly walk over to a open seat at the bar
>before I can open up my mouth the bartender says "Ok..lets see some I.D"
>I scramble looking...
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>>as one of the chads walk past me he puts his hand on my shoulder and says "Don't worry bud, keep trying"
Man, some Chads are very heartwarming people. Unlike Stacy, it is possible for Chad to not be completely lost to normalcy.
how do i get a mixed bf with blue or green eyes ?
Fembots, why isn't your vagina beautiful like this?
Anons I just got fired today.
I am posting from work and my boss has told me to come in tomorrow to tidy up my stuff and sort out any clients I am dealing with then to never come back.
He found out I pissed in the coffee machine and posted pictured here because some cunt figured out where I work and decided to email to him.
I have 1 and a half days left working here. What should I do to get back at these normies once and for all?
Traps are smarter, more loyal make better friends, and fuck better. Women cannot compete. And who cares if it it gay, you get to fuck them in the ass which makes you a dominant alpha. In fact in Ancient Greece fucking a cute young boipucci was the most masculine alpha thing you could do.
Ask a pre-op transgender woman anything.
Roll dubs and I'll show you my feminine dick
Do you guys really think you're ugly? Why? What makes you think you're ugly
New OC, you like?
personality tests, yep.
Jungian functions, not so much bud.
(although they're still bad science like the whole branch of psychology)
>Who would've thought this would be first comment
What are you guys
>tfw stacies complain about couples because they have to suffer being single for a couple months out of the year
>tfw you have never even kissed a girl and have no friends
at what age is it safe to conclude that you're just not gonna make it?
i'm 22 and a half and never had a gf. i think if i don't get a gf by my 25th birthday i'll just an hero
anyone else have a set date?
I'd be okay with like 50, but I think if I reach that age then I would just keep waiting for my heart attack or stroke for thirty more years. I mean, there's always Russian prostitutes I can fuck.