5'10' 125 pounds 27 inch waist femboy here
please humiliate me so i can get off
How do I conquer shyness?
I have no friends. I've never come close to getting a girlfriend. I can't make friends online. I really want a friend but I just get so nervous.
Even doing basic stuff like waiting in line at the grocery store and talking to the cashier makes me want to cry. I would rather be lost than have to ask a stranger for directions. Talking on the phone makes me want to throw up.
I'm almost 30 and about the same. I've overcome it enough to hold small conversations, get jobs and support myself, but I've never been the first to talk to someone in my entire life. Don't have any advice...just put yourself in places where people might talk to you anyway I guess. I have never been able to get over it. Have hardly any friends and no gf obviously but I'm content enough.
Who /sharktank/ here? Sharktank thread?
> Buy my first car age 30 (good public transport in previous town, so no need before)
> Driving around at night to get used to the car
> Discover a world of feels
> Dat feel when going through an amber lit tunnel
> Dat feel when listening to a cosy as fuck talk, low key talk station
> Dat feelest of feels when listening to Amesoeurs along on an empty grey stretch
If you are...
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Anyone else here hate US soldiers?
They're generally hicks and white trash and they're so fucking arrogant for going overseas and bombing towelheads for oil
>They're generally hicks and white trash and they're so fucking arrogant for going overseas and bombing towelheads for oil
You are ignorant. We protect the world. We protect Japan and South Korea. And the military is a lowly government job.
Is Jeb one of us?
You haven't met Jeb bush. His father a war hero, very successful business man,president . His older brother George will soon follow his footsteps to be come president of the united states. Then we have Jeb Bush. He marries a 5'0 midget Latina, his daughter is in rehab for addictions and is hideous to the eye. He was supposed to sweep through the polls and become the Republican nominee and face off against the Democratic nominee in the primaries.
Donald Trump out of nowhere appears and explodes in polarity, he's number one in the polls. Jeb is low below Chris Christie at 3% and decides to diss trump in the republican debate. It goes wrong for poor Jeb and trump blasts him in front of America. Then the rest jeb's campaign videos are dissing trump. Keep in mind Jeb has spent over a quarter billion dollars on his campaign and is still in last place. last night he was on the sixth seat on the republican debate table. If he goes any lower he will be thrown to the kitty table with Carly and rand paul.
It gets worse for Jeb. Despite him spending the most money on his campaighn out of all of the republican nominees combined, his pr people thought it was a good idea to sell little plastic guac bowls online for $75.00 USD. Believe it or not, he keeps tiny plastic turtles in his pocket and hands them to children at his rallies which only have 20 attendees. Imagine what holiday dinners are like. He's a robot
>tfw I fucked everything up with my online gf
I want to die, the last small semblance of love in my life is gone
What kind of siblings did you robots grow up with?
An overacheiving older sister that has overshadowed me since I was born. Seriously, highest grades at our highschool, got in the newspaper.
A stupid brother that thinks he is all knowing and his opinion is the only one that matters. His OCD makes this a serious problem.
A sneaky little sister that plays nice with most of the family. Her motives are unknown, she isn't exactly smart but she is gonna wear the pants in her future relationships.
"I have a very unattractive looking vagina"
"I am not a virgin but that's not a problem, is it?"
> Be in top 1% of university faculty by GPA
> Won interview for university's prestigious finance program
> literally no social skills, can't do interviews
>playing with my little sister
>she sits on my lap
>she lets me feel her thighs and her belly
>get massive erection
>she doesn't care
Hey i'm a 21 year old virgin in ontario. are there good escorts around here? Has anyone here used an escort?
I mainly just want someone to spend time with me and cuddle. I'm not necessarily looking for straight up sex.
Who else here doesn't like sex?
The feeling of it weirds me out, I don't even like the sensation of a vagina (oral is somewhat tolerable). I tried going gay but that hurt even worse, especially when halfway through I realised "oh shit, I don't like even like dudes".
Don't get me wrong, I love beauty and looking at the body. A woman's figure can be the most beautiful sight I've laid my eyes on (pic related), and I find myself far more attracted to their appearance than to their sexual qualities.
Does anyone else on...
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Yeah, sex has been "meh" for me.
Oral was boring and penetration was just tiring.
The positive things I got was a yiest infection and some extra (albeit very necessary) confidence.
I got engaged today.
>Coworker brings his autistic son to work today. >Does nothing but rock back and forth and hum the same 7 notes over and over for 30 minutes.
None of you autists are actually like that, are you?