>tfw rich dad died and inheriting millions of dollars
FUCK YES, EASY MODE ACHIEVED. THE TROUBLES ARE OVER, I'M FUCKING RETIRING AT 25.
Which transsexual would you slam sexually?
lmfao this is some shit you would name your dog
So how many of you have used escort services? I've been seriously considering it. Doesn't appear to be any actual services around me so I was thinking about finding one on backpage. I just feel like there's so many things that could go wrong. Is backpage safe? Should I be strapped? Is there any certain way to go about it to ensure everything is legal? I know I'm probably overthinking it but I just want to fuck this blonde with big tits and not go to jail or anything.
Any advice would be appreciated
Pic not related
Several times. Asians sometimes let me fuck raw. I hate old women so much. And there's one 9/10 latina who I bond with let's me slide when I'm short 20 bucks
>Star wars is the only culture anyone knows
>Abrams is president and won in landslide victory
>With only jobs left involving Star Wars, I join a resistance army known as The Handies
>Stormtroopers raid my house
>Where are the droids
So who else has been jerking off to Star Wars
Who /just plain sad/ here?
If you're scrolling by, and sad, stop in and tell us why. Tell a story or just explain how you're feeling.
I have three projects I'm supposed to be working on but I can't decide on which so I just do nothing
Only 4 days into the semester and I can already tell that I'm going to crash and burn. Definitely going to fail at least one class probably 3. Was going to try and get a head start on some projects tonight but I ended up doing nothing
>Having trouble with math thing
>Know if I post details some genius will come in to tell me he mastered it immediately and I'm an idiot
I just want to be good at something.
Life is so dark and lonely
someone, please, love me
all i've ever wanted was love
But now it's cold, bitter hatred, and it'd be an absolute insult for normies to call any revenge of mine unjust.
Want doesn't get faggot
Waste your pathetic life away until you take the eternal sleep
Then it will all probably just repeat again
What if you're reborn a Chad?
I'm in love with marica hase, she is so beautiful
>girlfriend asks if we can do anal
HELL YEAH WE CAN.
And we did. Damn it was good.
You too can get an anal loving gf bros, just go out there.
Femanons, would you date a man who dresses like this everyday?
Well unless she's a fucking lesbian, I doubt there's a girl that'll want you. I'm a big strong man and I like cute girls as well. The difference is they'd prefer me over your pansy ass. Either embrace your homosexuality or stop being a faggot.
Should I kill myself /r9k/?
I've been depressed for the past 7 years, and very suicidal for the past 8 months, and I can't afford antidepressants or therapy. What should I do?
I'd like to add that since you made this thread, it's pretty clear you just want someone to talk to about your problems. Go find a Steam friends thread and add someone. I think they have them on /v/ and /vg/. I might have even seen it happen on /r9k/.
>currently on a university sponsored work experience in China
>company is owned by the state
>company is making me and my coworkers, all foreign, develop a data mining app
>exact instructions were to ignore any privacy concerns and do whatever it takes
>literally cannot say no
Do I go ahead with it robots?
>be black fembot
>wanted Asian bf
>met a Korean guy and going to see him Tuesday
What should we do?should I have him take my virginity asap?
Have you met before? How'd you meet the guy?
Will be okay if the relationship was strictly sex?
btw losing your virginity might hurt like a bitch. I look someones and it look about 40 minutes for me to get all the way inside her. don't expect to like it your first go around.
Tell me that she'll never reciprocate my feelings.
Tell me that she's fucking other dudes.
Tell me that I'm pathetic for staying around.
Tell me that I'd be better off just walking away.
Please just tell me all of these things and anything more that you deem necessary. Somebody just say this shit to me.
Lol yes this is good advice. Let's all give more advice along these lines. You should probably stalk her and then rape her boyfriend in front of her. Also dog-fucking I hear is in with the robo-sphere, might want to check that out.
You could always date other chicksbon the side to boost confidence while clinging to.your cuntly beloved
Thats what i did. Ended up dumping the abusive cunt user whore. Still love her doe
>acquire 2 guns
>blatantly walk onto school campus wielding guns looking as threatening as possible
>once people start running and shit, shoot yourself
>suicide is not cool
I smell a person who needs to GET THE FUCK OFF THE BOARD
I'm a 25-year-old pretty girl and I've had to live 6 years of looking at the mirror at my nice bod and seeing the unmet potential to be loved by someone who doesn't have "emotional problems" and "being a terrible person because of bitterness" and stuff. Also OCD, tourrettes, probable covert narcissism, etc.
Where are my fellow pretty anons who know the pain of being a pretty girl, who is going to get old and rot without reaping any of the benefits of that?
It's like getting the wining numbers off by 1-digit, right? And having...
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