>tfw want to raise your daughter to fall in love with you and marry you
Daughters were made for daddy cock.
>mom is kissing my uncle again
Wish Dad would come home from Iraq
>tfw turning 24 this year
>still living with parents
>still in community college
>never leave the house
>just stay on the computer all day
>no end in sight
Remember that I'm lurking in the shadows robots laughing at your dumb problems and insecurities.
Tfw get paid to lurk r9k
Tfw bang multiple grills every week
Tfw I do whatever I want
Tfw when I'm successful at life because I want to be and you could to if you didn't bitch so much
Tfw I was 110 pound freshman nerd and evolved into chad because I wanted too.
Pic related its my bicep
Time for another /nightwalk/ thread. Will the cops roll up on me again tonight? I fuckin' hope not. Anyone else heading out tonight?
Don't know if I will tonight, but about a week ago I was visiting some friends and for reasons I won't get into I ended up leaving the apartment at 2 AM to go for a walk and clear my head.
I'd never been in the city before and ended up wandering to some lakeside hotel.
I'm surprised I didn't get caught by a security guard or something, it seemed like a ritzy place. And naturally I had to go out to the pier as soon as I saw it.
I would post pictures from the pier itself, but it was too dark to see anything. I took some video but yeah like I said, completely dark.
Nothing like telling a lake to go fuck itself when you wanna calm down.
make the laziest post possible
What are my fellow robors eating / cooking on this beatiful day?
>tfw cooking dimmies
>tfw left leaning on most political, social, and economic issues but still want freedom, unchecked language, and fun things
Does anyone here know this suffering?
You're not a real leftist if you aren't a Marxist-Leninist.
Anyone else messing around with FL Studio?
I just started learning how to use FL Studio tonight, so be tender-senpai. Feel free to share your work to.
Figured I'd give it a shot since another anon said it was easy and I had nothing to lose. If I suck, then I'll just stop and move on to another hobby.
Is it really that simple? I'm tempted to pirate it myself if it is. I figure I could learn it through youtube videos and crap.
It's that time again m80s
I think we all know who everyone's 10/10 is
Can you guys post cute pictures for me? I am feeling sad and want to cheer up.
I-I'm not posting this picture because I like you or anything, baka.
>tfw no qt weeb, stoner, acid-tripper, gamer, art museum appreciating, well-read /lit/erary, japanese NEET gf
Are you purposely asking for things that don't exist at this point?
No unlimited wishes or wishes that would lead to you fulfilling unlimited wishes (ie more wishes, more genies, power of a god, etc.)
1. Force abilities
2. The power to go back in time
3. A fully functional costume like pic related
I would go back and assist Elliot Rodger in his killing of whores, then train him as my apprentice.
1. Ultimate lifeform (like cars)
2.Ability to travel between this and fictional dimensions.
3.The ability to project weapons/swords of mythical design, along with their abilities. (regardless of their universe of origin.)
Travel around as an immortal hero saving one world at a time.
Anyone else find their life extremely turbulent and rocky?
>heave healthy fetishes
>i.e. Vanilla porn, lesbians, Etc.
>never have sexual attraction to underage girls
>suddenly develop attraction to young girls
>beat off to them all the time now
>literally can't get off to anything else now
OP never specifically mentioned that he has CP or acted on his fantasies, but yeah, he is definitely on a watchlist now.
And so am I probably for posting in this thread but all the feds will find is a bunch of shemale porn instead