>tfw no lgf to drink chocolate milk with and then fug
Was browsing the Runescape subreddit to see if it seemed worth getting back into and saw this battlestation. Shit's hilarious, playing Runescape on a Mac complete with 40" widescreen monitor and vape.
>inb4 GTFO reddit I don't have a reddit account and don't check it monthly nevermind daily
Pretty sure my girlfriend is cheating on me but I want the status of being in a relationship. How to I stop being such a cuck?
Once you go cuck you get a quality buck
Keep things going until you can lay down a branch swing to another girl. Never even hint that you know. Dumper her without letting her know you know she's cheating. It's major low status to get cucked, so try not to let that out.
If so, how are they? There's a girl at my job who's pretty funny and we hit it off well. I'm not interested in a relationship right now and she's (presumably) not either. Is this a good idea, fellow bots?
Those 15 minutes of shooting must have been terrifying for Elliot
Yeah I can't imagine what that must've been like, actually killing people. But mostly stabbing his roommates
And having the balls to put a gun to his head and end it, though after getting shot and having police chase you there's not much else to do
I read he was smiling after shooting some people dead, and was about to shoot some dumb blonde, and she smiled back at him, thinking his gun was fake. She got away in the end, and she was on the news.
Boyfriend wants to dump me, how do I make him love me again?
I am willing to go to any length. What do.
So, what is it this time, Robots?
A). Shitposter who has never been in a relationship
B). Shitposter who just recently got out of a relationship and is recovering this way
C). A real femanon who is actually trying to get help from other robots
D). A tired, confused, bored man who no longer understands why he does this anymore
Someone go ahead and ask why the "boyfriend" is mad so OP can bait some of you faggots with obvious, cheap cuckstory bait.
>buy apples instead of sweets to improve my diet
>currently craving a sweet
>I successfully forced myself to eat apples instead of candy
How have you been improving your life lately /r9k/?
Are you happy with your body?
If not, what are you doing to improve upon your flaws?
Who else here /straight edge/?
>Understanding that you only have one body, and to treat it with the greatest respect by abstaining from drugs, alcohol and degenerate sexual activity
Also, Incels and people who are too shut-in to obtain drugs or alcohol don't count
>never taken drugs
>never drank alcohol
>never had sex
>will still die early due to suicide, long term depression or the random hand of cancer
Does Hell await us, fellow robots?
Please no, God, i've always been good to others, please let us in paradise.
Who else /cantcomprehendsex/ here? Up until I finished college I didn't even think people had sex. 24 now and still can't even imagine how a penis ends up in a vagina. Travelling to space seems like it would require less steps and effort.
>Putting words between /slashes/ like a general thread
This meme needs to die.
How the FUCK do you deal with living with acne in your formative years?
I feel for you man, I had pretty bad acne around my chin, forehead and nose when i was a teen.
Ended up just Drinking loads of water and working out actually helped clear it right up after 3-6 months.
Just be healthy :^)
>sitting in my room
>take a nice rip from my bowl
>hear someone coming\
>mom opens door
>see the window is open
>asks me why is is (its 20 degrees outside)
>my lungs are still full of smoke because she walked in before I could let it out
>mutter a "I-I dont know" as a little smoke pours out my mouth
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What is worst for the attractiveness of a woman: being paralyzed from the waist down or being slightly overweight?
Inbetween killing his 3 room mates, and killing 3 people on the streets of Isla Vista, Elliot went to Starbucks to buy a coffee.
the wikipedia article of his killing, the police report.