>was talking to perfect qt girl
>have a lot in common and she feels the same way about me
>she tells me she smokes weed and vapes
>dropped her faster than you say spell roastie
What are some other red flags for women?
>you will never be a qt girl
>you'll never be a qt girl who can make a robot's life happier
What ringtones do robots use?
I just started using https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInBXkt3jvQ
and I love it.
Anyone have any good text/notification tones they use? I'm in need of a new one of those.
I have to submit a senior quote for my HS yearbook. Does /r9k/ have any ideas?
What gender do you think this individual was assigned at birth?
Why haven't you just gone to Ukraine to find a gf who wants to leave her shithole? There are even organized charter trips there for whoever wants to visit.
Video related, plenty of spergs, old fucks and ugly guys who go there and meet pretty attractive young women.
Don't bring them back, just go there to pump and dump then.
If you want someone to fall in love with you, pic one of the uglier girls. She will be so happy someone picked her and probably fall in love with you.
Who /living for the weekend/ here?
>tfw forced to work for 3 years in a chinese shithole living in a hotel room or else i will lose my job
>won't even be able to live at the weekend then
I am the ultimate wagecuck
wish i was a fucking NEET baron
reporting in. i do enjoy things like listening to music but i don't think that counts because i do that shit every day anyways, it's nothing special anymore even thogh it still feels good.
I'm a paranoid schizophrenic.
My greatest fear about this board is that it is all a joke. It's all Chads that come in here to pretend to be virgin for the laughs. I'm the only real virgin and I contribute ignorantly in a sea of sarcasm. I am alone on this board and I will never have a qt gf. The entire world knows that I am the only virgin and have created this board solely to laugh at my plight. Sex is a lie in my universe and it is the cosmic joke.
Please unhook me from this /r9k/ matrix, it scares me.
It is all a joke, that's the point of 4chan. There is people here who really think like the typical robot but a ton who don't. People who act foolish as a joke tend to have real foolish people join in.
That's just part of the culture though. "Only a fool would take anything posted here as a fact."
Who /mental illness/ here? What are you diagnosed with? Ever been in a hospital? What meds are you on?
I have schizophrenia and I'm on 20 mg of Olanzapine. I don't know if it's the meds or my condition, but I find it really difficult to feel anything at all. The only thing that pierces through my cloud of mental silence is fear from the paranoia and hallucinations. Been in the hospital three times.
depression, taking bupropion and escitalopram.
Are you me? 75 mg of xl burporin and 30 mg of lexapro. GAD and depression
Well? What should I say?
Is incest really that bad if it's consensual and they love each other?
Why do roasties in voice threads say "anon" as if they were pronouncing the word "cannon"? Shouldn't they pronounce it "anON" with enthesis on the "on", or am I just too British?
I'm going for Xuul'ra, didn't read the one on the left yet I already know what to expect from black women just wanted to see what you guys thought.
Christ that's my kind of woman, she can hock me up on hallucinations and be any woman I imagine her to be.
Social status & money doesn't matter, so Chad can't take her from me either!
Oh she made a thread yesterday? I'm not her, I saw her posting in another thread and wanted other guys opinions, Xuul'ra is the shit, link me to the thread pls.
Xuul'ra gives bodily fluids that give hallucinations, and sex is all in the brain so she'll literally give you the best sex of your life and it sounds passionate unlike the starfish you can expect from lefty.
Don't know why you implied I was her though (if you read the body.)
who else /mentallyill/ here?
>tfw bpd, paranoid personality disorder, and schizoid
I have an appointment on the 18th with my mental health branch.
They know that I've been largely emotionally unresponsive for the past 5 years or so. What they don't know is that I have the urge to lash out when I'm around people for too long.
I will tell them everything though. Maybe I will finally get a diagnosis.